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Originally posted by slave_one

"it's the jump-to-conclusions mat!"

 

see, its a mat, that has different, CONCLUSIONs, that you can JUMP to...

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Originally posted by onesecondple

see, its a mat, that has different, CONCLUSIONs, that you can JUMP to...

 

gyeah! you know what's up onesecondple...:lol:

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Originally posted by ODS-1

3 in 5 americans misspell "zwederszwjh"

 

and almost everyone I know misspells "waist" as "waste"

 

 

Originally posted by ClueTwo

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

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the premise here reminds me of the stupid thread.

somebody bump that shit...it's sooo worth it.

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

 

They played this at a 4th grade dance at my old school.

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i'm at my store minding my own business and some old bag comes in and complains about the window display being inappropriate. i dressed the manequins so they have this theme going.

they have tees on that say various things like

1. attention whore

2. i had sex with the guitar player

3. i shagged the drummer

3. lust

4. truckers make great lovers

i don't see anything wrong or vulgar about it. give me a fucking break it's orange county where all the girls dress like whores. stupid old bitch!

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I don't think this is going to get to 100 that fast. Post faster peeolpel;zss

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Originally posted by ODS-1

Originally posted by ClueTwo

They played this at a 4th grade dance at my old school.

 

They should play this song for all occasions...Weddings, birthdays, etc...Everything..

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anyone know anything about gardening and why my poppies are slowly dying away??? they're only about an inch high and they aren't liking the soil or the weather here...something...dammit!

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^cant help you there.

 

but i do grow these!

 

http://annie.quarkfire.net/photography/gerbera.jpg'>

 

flowers are good to have around. i gave some flowers to two friends; one of them lost her passport and wallet the other ones dog is slowly dying and there is this one bird that targets her dog. everytime she takes her out to walk, this bird comes swooping in and pecks at her dogs ass. she doesnt know what to do. poor dog. bleeding from the mouth from her tumor and now a stupid bird is attacking her on her daily walks. i told her to mace the damn bird.

 

the flowers made them happy.

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

i'm at my store minding my own business and some old bag comes in and complains about the window display being inappropriate. i dressed the manequins so they have this theme going.

they have tees on that say various things like

1. attention whore

2. i had sex with the guitar player

3. i shagged the drummer

3. lust

4. truckers make great lovers

i don't see anything wrong or vulgar about it. give me a fucking break it's orange county where all the girls dress like whores. stupid old bitch!

 

what city?

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WIGGERS ARE SO ANNOYING. ARE THERE ALOT WHERE YOU LIVE// I ALMOST SAID LICE THIS IS LAME FUCK UFUSLSKSDKFJFHLAALSM,XZKJSDJHWUISDKJSDFJDSFDOGS ARE COOL MINE IS OLD.

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Artist: Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz f/ Fat Joe, Trick Daddy

Album: Kings of Crunk

Song: Play No Games

 

[Chorus]

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

 

[Verse 1: Fat Joe]

Ain't no tellin' what a bitch will do

For the doe, She'll probally get on four and fuck the crew

Down south, Up north be the same ass bitches

Man locked up but mama watchin' the children

Talkin' bout my neck my back

Bitch you better learn how to chop rocks if you wanna get with Crack

Ughh, I been in love once, at least I though that

'til I fucked around and hit a broad back

Got burnt, Now you figure the rest

Dick hurt like I'm pissin' baugettes, now I'm livin' depressed

Should have known better than to trust a hoe

Especially she wanna know how much doe you hold

Cause there ain't too many real bitches

If you got one hold on, don't wanna be nobody's meal ticket

And you know it don't mean shit to me

Cause you know, Bitches ain't shit to me

What

 

[Chorus]

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

 

[Verse 2: Trick Daddy]

You see the problem is them busta ass niggas you been fuckin' with

Always bought ya shit, But never taught ya shit

Did he ever tell you some things that a playa do

And made you aware that life is more than a hair dew

Boy I tell ya, Best to deal with them real niggas

And stay far away from fuck niggas

Don't be a sucka, Hell atleast not from nothin'

All this suckin' and fuckin' a bitch better have somethin'

I need something that is compatiable

Not nothin young and dumb and full of cum, But one thats edible

I bet a, Nigga like T Double

Get it wetter, Suck and fuck'em better than the average nigga

I need a girl thats into tryin' thangs

So I can put it in her mouth, Fa real ain't into mind games

I know shes a mama girl and I'm a street nigga

Once we get together, I'll bet you she'll sleep better

 

[Chorus]

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

 

[Verse 3: Lil Jon & Big Sam]

(Lil Jon)

A-T-L nigga, Shawty pimpin' how I put it down

Grindin' hard everyday, Chevy ride through ya town

23's on the truck, Ask me if I give a fuck

Rally's on that 75, Rollin' up 85

Lookin' for some cut like you

Tryin' to see what you gone do

Shawty I ain't playin no games

I ain't tryin' to be yo mayn

I just wanna cut you up, Slice you up like cold cuts

Lay you down and eat you up, Jonny slong up in them guts

(Big Sam)

See I'm something like a freak, Part time pimp

Big block Chevy rider all through Decatur

Wanna know my name, Well its Big Sam

And I play no games with these hoes cause the lame

Lemme break it down, Tell ya right now

If ya see me in ya town its goin' down

And all I want to do, Is cut you and ya crew

So let me know whats up with ya girl and you

 

[Chorus]

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

I ain't really here to play no games, Girl

You already know my name, Yeah

Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah

(Girl singing)

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Cat's foot iron claw

Neuro-surgeons scream for more

At paranoia's poison door

Twenty first century schizoid man.

 

Blood rack barbed wire

Politicians' funeral pyre

Innocents raped with napalm fire

Twenty first century schizoid man.

 

Death seed blind man's greed

Poets' starving children bleed

Nothing he's got he really needs

Twenty first century schizoid man

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