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2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

@LUGR they are USD, datasembly's numbers. i think "average list price" covers all package sizes and is skewed here by halloween candy; a per-ounce basis would be a little more restrained 

Yo, you need to restrain yourself from using all those fancy words.

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5 hours ago, morton said:

Fun size is actually the lowest price per ounce of grocery store Snickers bars according to my memory of analysis performed during the 2008 recession. 

 

Now my lunchtime dessert is Rittersport, make it rain emoji. 

 

You been to the beer garden in Portsmouth? They have a store in the back with 30 flavors of Ritter sport.

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12 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

Also, I've been sitting on the toilet for far too long. My scrotum just relaxed and one of my nuts dipped into the water. This is a first for me and was a little bit startling. I think I have early onset old man nuts.

 

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7 minutes ago, LUGR said:

This is bullshit, too many typos and pipes can handle that volume of seaman just fine.

 

Yea, the humor in it is more along the lines of someone actually posted this sign up. If this were really true, my master bath sink would have clogged up, or got pregnant a long time ago.

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2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said:

 

I'll have you know that my master bath sink did in fact clog up, I now just wank outside the window so this doesn't happen again 💁🏼

 

Jokes aside who the fuck jerks off in the sink?

Pretty normal in America to finish off in the sink.

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