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Originally posted by Devilush

okay so who is watching friends tonight?

 

i'm a nerd.

 

i guess i am alone in this arent i?

 

also van helsing:thoughts? we might see it tomorrow. who knows.

 

also 6 year anniversary today! yay! getting some ass tonight.

 

i just had 4 cups of coffee....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ::running around office::

 

 

hell no...not me.

 

so am I.

 

sadly...you probably aren't.

 

I'm gonna go check it out next week. Two words...Kate Beckinsale.

 

Happy anniversary.

 

damn...maybe I should drink some coffee.

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I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

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Originally posted by ODS-1

3 in 5 americans misspell "zwederszwjh"

 

and almost everyone I know misspells "waist" as "waste"

 

 

Originally posted by ClueTwo

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

 

They played this at a 4th grade dance at my old school.

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i'm at my store minding my own business and some old bag comes in and complains about the window display being inappropriate. i dressed the manequins so they have this theme going.

they have tees on that say various things like

1. attention whore

2. i had sex with the guitar player

3. i shagged the drummer

3. lust

4. truckers make great lovers

i don't see anything wrong or vulgar about it. give me a fucking break it's orange county where all the girls dress like whores. stupid old bitch!

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