~KRYLON2~ Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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McLovin Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 NONSENSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 you drive dat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Nah, it's a mates car, three pedal automatic?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 mate 1 (mt) n. 1. A spouse. 2. a. Either of a pair of animals or birds that associate in order to propagate. b. Either of a pair of animals brought together for breeding. v. mat·ed, mat·ing, mates v.tr. 1. To join closely; pair. 2. To unite in marriage. 3. To pair (animals) for breeding. v.intr. 1. To become joined in marriage. 2. a. To be paired for reproducing; breed. b. To copulate. Copulate /ˈkäpyəˌlāt/ Verb Have sexual intercourse. Synonyms couple - mate - pair ------------------------------ Your mate you say?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathbedsteronerdump Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Today, I learned that charcoal poops platinum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Your mate you say?! Correct. In the same way I'd assume you 'fuckin' a bitch' would involve you sticking your dick into a female canine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Do you suck on fags too, or is that merely a British thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm just kidding, you're not gay, but drinking water totally is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 More likely around here for a cigarette to be called a 'dart', 'noose' or 'smoke'. This isn't water, this is Vodka. Shit does get confusing though. Americans still get a bit tripped out that we wear thongs on our feet. All good though. Makes for a good mutual laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm pissed as a fart. I had a call with a female Aussie client this week, she spoke straight for 2 hours. I think I had 12 tantric orgasms. I didn't bother to check her out on LinkedIn or Facebook, I didn't want to ruin the fantasy in case she was a scrubba & a dingo ate her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 She'll be a ten, mate. For sure. Pretty much any Aussie broad that can hold a conversation is attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'm pissed as a fart. I had a call with a female Aussie client this week, she spoke straight for 2 hours. I think I had 12 tantric orgasms. I didn't bother to check her out on LinkedIn or Facebook, I didn't want to ruin the fantasy in case she was a scrubba & a dingo ate her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 mate 1 (mt) n. 1. A spouse. 2. a. Either of a pair of animals or birds that associate in order to propagate. b. Either of a pair of animals brought together for breeding. v. mat·ed, mat·ing, mates v.tr. 1. To join closely; pair. 2. To unite in marriage. 3. To pair (animals) for breeding. v.intr. 1. To become joined in marriage. 2. a. To be paired for reproducing; breed. b. To copulate. Copulate /ˈkäpyəˌlāt/ Verb Have sexual intercourse. Synonyms couple - mate - pair ------------------------------ Your mate you say?! ********************************* THE GUY POSTS A 3 PEDDLED RIGHT HAND DRIVE AUTOMATIC AND YOU PICK UP ON THE WORD MATE? YOU ARE A D-BAG (BURLAP SACK FILLED WITH CARVED WOODEN D'S) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Today is my 25th birthday. I feel old and young at the same time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 You're young, mate. You just are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 ********************************* THE GUY POSTS A 3 PEDDLED RIGHT HAND DRIVE AUTOMATIC AND YOU PICK UP ON THE WORD MATE? YOU ARE A D-BAG (BURLAP SACK FILLED WITH CARVED WOODEN D'S) yeah, you could call it nonsense, mate. COPES LOCK!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 COPE 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearzOne Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 remi gaillard is a baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 cope5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hahaha, people always run in the dumbest direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 dont make sense going to heaven with the goody goodies i like black dickies and black beanies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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