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On 8/3/2021 at 8:06 PM, One Man Banned said:

16 Weird Food Combinations That Simply Should Not Exist

What up @mr.yuck?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

18 Horrible Ideas That Are Apparently Well-Executed

Big boy
Big boy
Big boy

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

I like the all-yellow, high-top strap with the fuzzy bottom
There's somethin' bout 'em, now dirty that's why I got 'em
I leave 'em strapped and laced and come up out 'em
The last person that touched 'em I been shot 'em

Now if you look, and see lemon-yellow Wilson’s; it's fuzzy
You couldn't get this color if you had a personal genie
You know I keeps it hip-hop; my niggas flip-flop
Yeah, my Wilson’s tip-top (me) now forma flip flops

Me? I like the limited edition, and fuzzy, and neon yellow
Patent leather pin stripe you should see how I do the strings
Size twelve with the strap, neon and yellow with a fuzzy strap
All flavors but it just depend on when and where I'm at

Don't get me wrong, man
And Murphy Lee ain't dumb, man
Cause if the shoe is on the shelf
You should have some, man
You can not sit up and tell me that you have none, man
You may not have three or four
But you got one, man (big boy)

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

We up in Foot Locker; I'm lookin' like I need those
Ten in a half and if you got 'em give me two of those
I can tell she never seen Murphy Lee befo'
Cause she's just standin there as if I'm shootin free throws
I said, "Excuse me miss I only wanna buy shoes"
She said, "I love you Murph especially in the fuzzy yellows"
I said, The fuzzy yellows sound nice make it twice"
And I signed an (yo) autograph (yo), "Thanks for the advice"

I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do
Yellow in gold with the Lakers the Broncos the orange and blue
I like 'em fuzzy with ankle socks
Lows mids and high tops, which are clear so
But this tims and fat laces with it is cold
But when the winter go (burrr) and the hot summer flow
Then it's back to the all purpose wit them lil' dots in the toe
Then I'm stopping this dough that I'm spending fa show
On dem Wilson 313’s, “W” behind the "N” W-nay Lee, I treat my shoe like my ride
Chrome on the fat laces at what wood on the inside
Spray candy on the fuzz, with the electric roof
Since I put a kit on the sole, I got a wider shoe
You see that low-mid Skittle fuzzy yellow coupe I'm drivin in
(Kyjuan, were you getting dem colors, are you dyin them)
Ten is my size in dem, no point in tyin dem
Ain't no point in tryin these on, you know I'm buyin dem

Now don't nothing get the hype on first site like, fuzz on fuzz
Them three quarters, them lows, they all tight
The only problem they only good for one night
Cause once you scuff 'em you fucked up your whole night
What's my basis? The look on store owner's faces
This kid's outrageous, he's buyin them by the cases
Cause once I cop 'em gut 'em and switch the laces
They all purpose ya heard me kinda like my daytons

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

I wore spurs at first now theres tape on dem
Damn, when those came out? So I write the date on them
These Louis Vuitton ones, you gotta wait on dem
I had to get em early so I spent more cake on dem

Look I'm tryin to keep it up like a one minute man
While Ali on the Kawasaki two head bands
Jewelry and all (wow) fish bowlin 'em all
(I got some fifteens) security buyin shoes and all

Now some time I get em free some time I gotta pay
Walk in the mall and they now what I'm bout to say
Gimme the black and platinum, and leather gray
Ones in the back and (yo) the pair you got on display (check)

Now where da boxes where I keep mine (keep mine)
You should peep mine (beep mine)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
I'm just a sneaker pro, I love pumas and shell toes
But can't nothin compare to a fresh crispy white pearl

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

give me two pairs
(Cause) I need two pairs
(So I) can get to stompin' in my Wilson 313’s
Big boys stompin' in my Wilson 313’s

Big boy
Big boy
Big boy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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23 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

so there are really bathrooms in the world where the shower, sink, and toilet are all scrunched together like that? interesting..

Absolutely. Usually, little to no natural light.

 

Shitting on the toilet dry heaving in the dark while taking a hot or cold shower can work wonders after a rough night.

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On 8/6/2021 at 10:20 AM, Ko SprueOne said:

 

That is what my shower/porcelain wash combo room looked like all through SE Asia. A lot more cinder block and cast concrete than tile, but yeah

 

This is probably Japan

 

 

 gotta said taking a shit while you're naked makes you feel really vulnerable.

 the shitshower combo really not that attractive an idea.

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3 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said:

why are they that expensive?  i'm not familiar with the exchange to there but here that's like 4x the price paid..

 that works out to $7.35 US

 

 it's the novelty factor of american cereal I guess.

 

 fuck knows who buys it.

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15 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said:

@Schnitzelgot it, yes that would be more like 2-3x the price 😮

 

i like kid cereal sometimes, but i'd rather eat a granola or health cereal personally..

 I like kid cereal but american kid cereal is on some other shit.

 

 so much colouring and sugar etc.

 

I'm not a granola fan ( we call it Muesli) but I'll fucking murder some weetbix with chopped bananas and some honey

 

 

 

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