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bruce lee VS. jet li & JZ vs. Dr. dre

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bruclee is old skew but I'm going with jetli but if jackie chan gets drunk he'll kick the booties. ... dr.dre would K.o. Jay z in the 2nd

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Guest chicken bone

ehhh what?!! bruce lee loses?

 

no son i dont think so.

 

one inch punch?

philosipher master?

the fittest man in the history of fittest men?

 

by the way dr. dre doesnt write his own lyrics, or anyone elses lyrics for that matter. and hes gay. and old.

 

you get the gasface my friend.

 

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chicken bone!

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bruce lee can fuck anyone up even jet li.

dr dre would tear jay z up but jay stabs people so gotta watch out for the blade.

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man, yall are all caught up in hype with little understanding of reality. bruce was nice, no doubt about it, but he was still human. jet li is'nt some movie star turned fighter, dude has been training since he was learning to walk. my moneys on jet li. an its also on jay v. fo shizzle ma nizzle

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Originally posted by seeking innocence:

man, yall are all caught up in hype with little understanding of reality. bruce was nice, no doubt about it, but he was still human. jet li is'nt some movie star turned fighter, dude has been training since he was learning to walk. my moneys on jet li. an its also on jay v. fo shizzle ma nizzle

snoop dog vs. lil bow wow

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Originally posted by seeking innocence:

my moneys on jet li. an its also on jay v. fo shizzle ma nizzle

I'm with seeking on this one

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Youre out of your fukin mind if you think Jet-li would win, Bruce Lee would beat the living shit out of him, and then make him his bitch!!!!!

 

Bruce Lee:

most consecutive one finger push ups

 

fastest knockout in martial arts tournament history (30 seconds!!!)

 

had to slow down every single one of his fighting scenes at least 30 bpm in order to even realize what was happening(something Jet-li never has or had to do).

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Originally posted by chicken bone:

ehhh what?!! bruce lee loses?

 

no son i dont think so.

 

one inch punch?

philosipher master?

the fittest man in the history of fittest men?

 

by the way dr. dre doesnt write his own lyrics, or anyone elses lyrics for that matter. and hes gay. and old.

 

you get the gasface my friend.

 

[/quote old skew Dr.dre VS> jay-z and if bruce lee came back as ghost jet li would still win.

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Originally posted by seeking innocence:

man, yall are all caught up in hype with little understanding of reality. bruce was nice, no doubt about it, but he was still human. jet li is'nt some movie star turned fighter, dude has been training since he was learning to walk. my moneys on jet li. an its also on jay v. fo shizzle ma nizzle

 

seeking, your a smart man and a normally i trust you to know what your talking about but...WHAT THA FUCK?! jet li no doubt is a fucking bad ass, he has one a shit load of martial-arts contests/tourdaments but you best to believe the hype about bruce lee. fool eats his wheaties. he held the record for fastest hand-eye cordination with something like striking as object with his fists like 12 times in a second! plus he held the record for most one armed push-ups (ever try a one armed push-up?). in his lee's movies they had to slow down the film speed because when he fought it looked like a blur. in jet li movies they speed up the film speed. man fuck that shit, bruce would have ripped jet li a new asshole. he would've kicked li's ass so hard, li would be shiting blood for the next five years. dont even step...

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Originally posted by seeking innocence:

man, yall are all caught up in hype with little understanding of reality. bruce was nice, no doubt about it, but he was still human. jet li is'nt some movie star turned fighter, dude has been training since he was learning to walk. my moneys on jet li. an its also on jay v. fo shizzle ma nizzle

if weapons were involved i.e. nunchuck-a-ma-bobs bruce lee would kick his ass.... either way bruce would win...

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Guest chicken bone

i read bruce lee's autobiography, its dope.. he was a humble guy too.

 

much respect.

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man, yall must be stoned. all caught up in hype with no understanding of reality. in lethal weapon 4, jet li had to wear 45 pounds of weights on his body to slow him down enough to be caught on film. ive read countless articles on bruce lee and people critiquing his styles... dude was not some unbeatable god of the world. incredibly good, yes. incredibly fast, yes, but he was still human. you guys are sleeping on jet li, dudes got something for ya.

 

and furie, yes, i can do one handed pushups. i get bored after doing ten, but yeah, i can do them...

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this is stupid.

the climate is totally different.

if bruce lee was around today and was still in amazing shape,

he would probly give jet li a good run for his money.

but.....jet li has youth on his side, skills, and its a different martial arts climate these days, so jet li would probably rock him a new haircut.

likewise...if jet li was around when bruce lee was in his prime, he'd

probly get wreckt hard. i have read countless biographies, articles, martial arts magazines etcetry about bruce lee......BELIEVE THE HYPE. dood was not a joke with an undeserved rep. the hype isn't a fantasy, not some fabrication, not some skewed reality as seeking thinks has permeated mass consciousness. bruce lee got busy on the streets for years....

yea, he's not superman, but you can't even front on him like that.

you think jet li would be around if it wasn't for bruce???

recognize the don.

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i thought you meant they all fought each other. like dres gettting his ass beat bruce and shit...oh well. that would be funny. i dont give a flying fuck who would win so i wont guess

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good post twinkie... im not downplaying bruce at all, dude was nasty. im simply saying that these fools are making him into some lazer beam eye socket having demigod. dude was a man who could punch really good.

and as the wise sage arnold schwarzawhatever once said 'if it bleeds, it can be killed'

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I’d like to think that if Bruce and Jet were in the same room together, they would not be fighting. It would be really cool to see Bruce, Jet and Jackie in the same film.

 

-Al

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