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If 12 oz were a movie..

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if 12 oz were movie who would be who in the cast?

 

Beardo- The crazy hippie who keeps on falling out of his van

 

Freddy Kreuger- the guy who consumes violent amounts of alchohol but still seems to be more coordinated than the rest of the cast

 

T.T. Boy- in the beginning of the movie he gets a call and on his computer moniter we see some porn

 

Seeking- The smartass who is always right and knows it http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

 

Secret- Not the guy's girl. She's not the desprate one in this case. She can kick the leading guy's ass.

 

Suburban Bum- An extra who accidently trips someone in the main cast for one of the comedic points in the film

 

FR8oholic- part of the main cast. Sorta the guy who helps out but isnt one of those 3 dimensional characters

 

Tow Up- the love affection of the hero but is her own woman.

 

Cracked- another smart guy in the film, makes sure there are ways not to get caught but still has enough balls to jump out of an 8th story window into a tree to escape the bad guys.

 

Ouija- the strong silent guy in the film

 

Ibtease- the all out supporting actor

 

Bigmetals- the driver of the Ice Cream truck

 

Bob Hope- on a mission in the amazon

 

Webmaster- The faceless 'god' type figure in the film.

 

more to come

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psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaahahaha...

 

i nearly shot sierra nevada all over my keyboard man. thank you. hahhahhahaahha...

 

at least i'm not polish!!!

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Makros- Satan

 

Seym- the brother of makros. although this doesnt play in with the plot.

 

Rodeojones- walks around with a whip and amazon gear

 

El mamarro- another heavy drinker in the film.

 

Komega- makes several attempts at trapping the entire cast in a bus and tries to get everyone high.

 

Devilush- Another love affection in the movie, but still can hold her own.

 

Mr. Raven- one of the men at 'headquarters' (said in a brittish accent)

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Originally posted by fr8oholic:

psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahhahahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaahahaha...

 

i nearly shot sierra nevada all over my keyboard man. thank you. hahhahhahaahha...

 

at least i'm not polish!!!

no prob man. heh

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i'm thinkin this movie would be sorta like Dogma: real characters, mythological characters, characters based on stereotypes, interesting and silly, all at the same time

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MisPantalones- the conservative in the film

 

Gnes- a 'jungleman' who rides giant turtles

 

Sonik 3000- when there's arguements he tries to stay clear but can't help breaking them up with his brain power

 

Miz303- dies early in the film. there's a small fred kreug steez scene and he gets those swoosh balls alright. But somehow he comes back like the russian guy in diehard and everyone on 12 oz. slowly 'delete's' his character with the clicks of mice. (?)

 

WebmasterUno- i dont know this guy. someone help out

 

--zesto-- kinda quiet throughout the whole movie

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Sudz- sorta like newt in Alien, but in this case runs the the big dogs in the graf scene. And keeps himself alive on pop-tarts and cereal from a crashed breakfast truck.

 

Zack Morris- likes to set things on fire

 

Ewokdotcom- a furry little man who seems to know the strange planet quite well

 

BullFrog- ?

 

Drake Mallard- gallager steez on yo ass

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so... I'm like 2900 posts, registered in April 2k and 1st one w/ 1000 posts, on the legitimate, no puffin up or butting in, and you think I'm not in this movie?

 

shit...

 

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oh jesus...

Sorry Smart- But yeah, in the movie you're another supporting role. You always stay sane and don't go crazy. You always try to maintain a cool head in times where a lot of people panic

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i guess im the quiet guy who broods in the corner.. just brought into play for asshole value.

 

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"Rain, it's rain again, rain down on my parade, i'm wrong you're right it's not what you would do - walk one mile in these shoes..."

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WAIT!!! for original heads only... remember whan we squared off, picked teams, and geared for the rumble? that's gotta be in this movie somewhere!!! straight head bussin'!

 

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I want to play the bank robber... I want a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a gun in the other. I want to hold someone hostage and have a high speed chase with the police. Then I'll have my mafioso friends help me flee the country where I'll be somewhere in Italy enjoying fine dining and fine men.

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Originally posted by Secret:

I want to play the bank robber... I want a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a gun in the other. I want to hold someone hostage and have a high speed chase with the police. Then I'll have my mafioso friends help me flee the country where I'll be somewhere in Italy enjoying fine dining and fine men.

 

that's you and me Secret, cruising Rome in the Mazzeratti like Shaft in Africa... oh wait, you said fine men... hush yo mouth, I'm just talkin about Smart...

 

 

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Originally posted by fr8oholic:

at least i'm not polish!!!

 

fuck that, your crazy polisgh... dont even front koslowski...

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dude, i got shaft in africa on tape. that shit is crazy funny... when dude bangs oll girl up in the hut... shit was classic...

 

"two dogs died today" haha... shaft in africa... seeking in detroit... weeeeeeeeeeeee

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so seeking can help on the continuity, obviously he knows of the scene I speak... that movie is pretty hot but it's no Blackula

 

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