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Revenge tactics....

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Guest --zeSto--

sure...

Plant drugs on them and have them arrested.

That Escobar guy was my high school janitor

before me and crew set him up to take the fall.

He sure was pissed!

 

the best one ever...

Crack into their email account

and send every contact (including parents and ex's)

crazy scat porn and links to nazi sites.

Continue sending emails and sign their name to it.

 

so in short... dont fuck with me!

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Ex-lax in coffee, or the white exlax sprinkled over glazed doughnuts. Confetti on anything is a bitch, cut an onion in half and stick it to a windshield, the list can go on and on

 

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One day I hope they make an action figure out of me.

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Originally posted by CATS:

Ex-lax in coffee, or the white exlax sprinkled over glazed doughnuts. Confetti on anything is a bitch, cut an onion in half and stick it to a windshield, the list can go on and on

 

 

What's the onion thing do?

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The onion will crack the windshield. also the white part of a spark plug, this makes no noise.

 

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if they have a dog, dip some hot dogs in exlax and toss them over the fence...the next morning theyll have shit everywhere in their yard...

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get some paintballs and a syringe. pull all of the paint out and replace with mace. put a little dab of rubber cement over the hole and fuck them bitches up...what?

 

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Cock in one hand gun in the other

100 and 10 degrees outside

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sardines in the vents of the car.

confetti in the vents of the car.

i hear bologna on the hood of a car on a hot day peels paint off.

burning bag of dog poop and a doorbell is always fun.

eggs on their roof on a hot day.

condoms with mayo and spit in the end on they doorhandle makes for a gross surprise.

superglue in the keyslot of their car.

if you get into their house for any reason poo in the top part of their toilet.. the upper tank.

play hide a dook if they have a party.

oragne concentrate is a bitch to get out of a carseat

order cabs on the hour every hour to their house.

send plumbers, locksmiths, orkin man, escorts, etc.... to their house on a daily basis.

sign them up for things such as gay porn, music clubs with really shitty cds picked out for them.

 

 

thats all for now.

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I swear I went to school with T.T.

Check it out, you need to decide how big you plan on going, is this friendly or is this a vendetta.

Try this, go to pep boys and buy a valve core remover(car tire) You use this to pull out the valves core the pssssssst. and all the air will be out, they will drive to a gas station to fill it up and be confused.

If you can get under the hood"Hondas are in the drivers side front wheen panel" pop the hood and remove the distributor cap, coat it with lead and the car wont start, most mechanics cant figure this out. If you plan an attack to their house try salt on the lawn, it will kill the grass so whatever you spell will be life lasting.

More to come...

 

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so... once, my pops was in a big city, earning money with his camera, which fortunately had the auto-drive on that day... he was run down by a car, he wasn't really hurt, but he did the whole TJ Hooker roll over the hood and came up pointing his camera at the car as it sped away... so off to the one hour photo joint... then a few calls to well placed friends, who in turn placed calls to friends at the cit's DMV... the DMV lady called my pops, after she ran it past the PD, and dropped all this info:

 

the car was a rental, picked up at the airport about an hour before he hit my pops, then dropped off about 10 minutes after, it was registered to "Joe Blow" from "Armpit, Wyoming" he lives at "blahblah st." and he had purchased a ticket back to his home 15 minutes after he dropped off the car...

 

well, pops was in a bind, he'd have to file charges there, and then they'd have to either arrest the guy at home, or more likely issue a bench warrant for failure to appear, but pops would be a witness and he'd have to travel across the country whenever the court date was, and no matter how it fucked w/ his schedule... SO...

 

pops went to the hotel lobby gift shop and bought ALL of the postcards they had of the front view of the hotel, and the parking lot where he was hit... not just all the ones on display, ALL of them, it was like 85 cards... he then sent all the cards out to his friends around the country and they all wrote in their own hand "You Never Know Who'll You'll Run Into at the XXXXX Hilton."... then they all sent them on the same day, one year later...

 

coincidentally, my pops had biz in "armpit" in the coming days after the anniversary, so he ran a credit check, same addy, same phone...

 

so... when he got to 'armpit' he called, disconnected, drove by the house, hastily deserted, crap in the back yard and such, for sale sign in the front yard, he even saw a neighbor who said he'd moved out suddenly... all of this a week after the letters...

 

so, that's one... I think it worked http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

 

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cats> i sswear we did too.

o.k, wanna fuck with cars. simple. working at a gas station i found a few simple things that will fuck over a car fairly bad. first, if you can, pop the hood. take the cap/covers off of verything in there. im talking oil,transmission dipstick,radiator,anything like that. its a slow process, but theyll trip when they see smoke and all their oil is flying out.

 

fill theyre dads lawnmower with bubble solution instead of gas.

 

i cant think of any more now.

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JB weld is the answer to most anything

door locks, car doors, car hoods it bonds metal to metal so im sure you can think of more the only prob is that it has to set

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also, modeling glue that bonds when heat is aplied is also alot of fun, its coolness is that it only gets hard when heat is applied, smear on a steeringwheel, they put they hands on it..... presto....sealed

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Originally posted by Smart:

so... once, my pops was in a big city, earning money with his camera, which fortunately had the auto-drive on that day... he was run down by a car, he wasn't really hurt, but he did the whole TJ Hooker roll over the hood and came up pointing his camera at the car as it sped away... so off to the one hour photo joint... then a few calls to well placed friends, who in turn placed calls to friends at the cit's DMV... the DMV lady called my pops, after she ran it past the PD, and dropped all this info:

 

the car was a rental, picked up at the airport about an hour before he hit my pops, then dropped off about 10 minutes after, it was registered to "Joe Blow" from "Armpit, Wyoming" he lives at "blahblah st." and he had purchased a ticket back to his home 15 minutes after he dropped off the car...

 

well, pops was in a bind, he'd have to file charges there, and then they'd have to either arrest the guy at home, or more likely issue a bench warrant for failure to appear, but pops would be a witness and he'd have to travel across the country whenever the court date was, and no matter how it fucked w/ his schedule... SO...

 

pops went to the hotel lobby gift shop and bought ALL of the postcards they had of the front view of the hotel, and the parking lot where he was hit... not just all the ones on display, ALL of them, it was like 85 cards... he then sent all the cards out to his friends around the country and they all wrote in their own hand "You Never Know Who'll You'll Run Into at the XXXXX Hilton."... then they all sent them on the same day, one year later...

 

coincidentally, my pops had biz in "armpit" in the coming days after the anniversary, so he ran a credit check, same addy, same phone...

 

so... when he got to 'armpit' he called, disconnected, drove by the house, hastily deserted, crap in the back yard and such, for sale sign in the front yard, he even saw a neighbor who said he'd moved out suddenly... all of this a week after the letters...

 

so, that's one... I think it worked http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

 

dope story smart..

 

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Originally posted by WhenOne:

JB weld is the answer to most anything

door locks, car doors, car hoods it bonds metal to metal so im sure you can think of more the only prob is that it has to set

 

can you give me the full name of this product and where you get it?

i'm serious...thanks.

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cancell all their credit cards/movie cards..change their phone number..relist them in the phone book...send them endless free trial/subscription shit in the mail...

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take a large bullet casing(just the brass part)

 

fill it most of the way up with drano crystals.

 

take cotton ball and stuff it on top of the drano crystals,

 

soak the cotton ball in nail polish remover and let it dry(it should turn hard)

 

after its dry put the bullet in a glass of water to see if air bubbles come out, to make sure it is air tight.

 

put the bullet in the gas tank of the car and screw back on the cap(quickly).

 

the drano crystals and gas will cause a chemical reaction and cause the vehicle to explode.

 

 

or you can just stuff and apple into the tail pipe, wich wont be nice either.

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Guest cracked ass

One stink-up-the-car option not mentioned yet is a steak stuffed down the gap in the back seat.

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Here's a great one in which you need NO SUPPLIES:

 

It's called FAILURE. I have to admit I got the idea from the vandals.. but it works better than anything...... If the person depends on you for anything (if they're your boss, lover, friend, whatever) - the best thing you can do is FAIL!

 

I was at work, a waiter job, which I was VERY fed up with, I got treated like shit by my bosses because I didn't kiss their ass like everyone else.. also because I came to work with paint on my hands... well, come the day i decided i'm just tired of their shit. (they were MEAN mother fuckers) I just started fucking everything up.. making major mistakes and being carefree about it..

 

Intentional failure RRRRRREEEAAALLLYYY pisses people off. (it doesn't sound like it, but try it)

 

Good luck.

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hey man, i ain't falling for the old bananna in the tail pipe!

 

Originally posted by ReALiiiis:

or you can just stuff and apple into the tail pipe, wich wont be nice either.

 

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