Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million can god produce a rock so heavy not even he can lift it? i been sayin the simpsons one all day Homer: Can God microwave a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it Flanders: Well as melon scratchers go thats a humdinger Homer: Now you see what i have been dealing with I must have said that 20 times today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple Or he could watch thousands of people fight over the "holy lands" when he probably thinks that land is shit and some place like new zealand is the holy land and no one wants it. So much funny shit goin on all the time that'd be funny shit. i think that was a practical joke god played on all these dudes. god gave us a whole planet, and these fucktards are fighting over a patch of sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 i also hate how when people who are way to into church, when anything happens, it's because of jesus, whether its good or bad, they make it good... "i got a new car, because jesus wanted me to have a new car" "i got in a wreck a week later, and totalled my car, but that was just jesus taking the car back because I didn't need it anymore, things will be okay still..." instead of just saying, damn, what the fuck is up with that. I just got my car, and now it's totalled... mother fucker! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 I was forced to go to church when I was younger, but have not gone, nor prayed, and don't believe in god. "...I cannot bow my head or kneel my figure to a fake symbol. And yet I dream and walk this earth in free thought for myself, proving my existence without this form of worship. So now let me spit upon the cross of your worship, or kill me in the name of god. I only understand its hate, the skin beneath a mask of shallow actions with a book of superstitions to live by, all living blind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 how do you all feel about the Good Book?(the Bible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 i went through a bout where i believed that God was not there and there was actually nothing. But hey, there might be, might not, i think there is something or someone. I mean, and if there isnt, to have the whole planet in turmoil and believeing in it almost, thats some amazing shit. I mean, 50 large in the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo how do you all feel about the Good Book?(the Bible) its a good book, but nothing to live your damn life by, ya know? thats all it is, a book, not an instruction manual to life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 this comes from the cd im listening to right now, it's good concepts / thoughts, take it for what it's worth, just reflect on it for a moment: 1). Don't let your past problems control your future. 2). Don't live in your past accomplishments. 3). Take responsibility for where you are in your life today. 4). Renew your dreams for the future. 5). Discover your own unique DNA. 6). Delight yourself in the lord. (he had me interested in his speech until this one) 7). Write down your vision / goals down. :Accomplishing your goals: 1). You need passion / desire in your heart. (see the end) 2). Count the cost. (everything worth something cost something, whether it's time, or effort, etc...) 3). Face your personal opposition. (those who doubt your goals) 4). Take decisive action. (Don't wait for the perfect timing, because there really isn't a perfect timing) 5). Realise the power of adveristy. (see them as a opportunity). 6). Make "in journey" decisions, don't be afraid to adjust. 7). Never stop fighting. (never give up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 ok, being serious for a second sorry teasola, gettin off your topic but still related. i don't really believe in god in any way that i've ever seen him explained in anything i've ever read or heard. but i believe their might be something out there that we could consider a "creator" in some way. some fuckin crazy force we don't understand. maybe i smoke too much weed, but sometimes i ask myself, "what the fuck IS all this shit?" (referring to the universe and the existence of anything). ya know? if no one started this shit, what the fuck is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E this comes from the cd im listening to right now, it's good concepts / thoughts, take it for what it's worth, just reflect on it for a moment: 1). Don't let your past problems control your future. 2). Don't live in your past accomplishments. 3). Take responsibility for where you are in your life today. 4). Renew your dreams for the future. 5). Discover your own unique DNA. 6). Delight yourself in the lord. (he had me interested in his speech until this one) 7). Write down your vision / goals down. :Accomplishing your goals: 1). You need passion / desire in your heart. (see the end) 2). Count the cost. (everything worth something cost something, whether it's time, or effort, etc...) 3). Face your personal opposition. (those who doubt your goals) 4). Take decisive action. (Don't wait for the perfect timing, because there really isn't a perfect timing) 5). Realise the power of adveristy. (see them as a opportunity). 6). Make "in journey" decisions, don't be afraid to adjust. 7). Never stop fighting. (never give up) yeah, but these ideas circle the world everyday without any relation to any church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple yeah, but these ideas circle the world everyday without any relation to any church yea yea, but it's a cd where the pastor from my mom's church was talking about it... blaaa. basically she got suckered into buying the cd i guess, but yo, thats church for you. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E yea yea, but it's a cd where the pastor from my mom's church was talking about it... blaaa. basically she got suckered into buying the cd i guess, but yo, thats church for you. :lol: yes, it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Guys and Gals I am in the middle when it comes to church My first girlfriend I had was going to church by force still is I'm not with church or against it If it has postive things that help many people get through the day great! right now in my I dont care for being part of "christians group" but I wont hate on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo Guys and Gals I am in the middle when it comes to church I first girlfriend I had was going to church by force still it I not with church or against it If it has postive things that help many people get through the day great! I right now in my I dont care for being part of "christians group" but I wont hate on it. is english your second language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by iquit is english your second language? i didnt follow it either, but i thought it was just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Happy you freakin jerk it's late get off my dick bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo Happy you freakin jerk it's late get off my dick bitch Originally posted by MrZeSo its a yes or no question kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 no english is not my second langauge you dumb fucker mistakes mistakes do pencil have erasers? yes or no question iquit iquit you my new toy i am going to start playing with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo iquit you my new toy i am going to start playing with. you sir, are a fagola. to the undertones threadola you goola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo no english is not my second langauge you dumb fucker mistakes mistakes do pencil have erasers? yes or no question iquit iquit you my new toy i am going to start playing with. ah, your balls are gonna get sad, but i bet you wont have trouble finding a guy to fill in the empty time there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 hahahaha tease you iquit cock sucka why you up in my grill bitch i'll put you in your place i a did iquit :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo hahahaha tease you iquit cock sucka why you up in my grill bitch i'll put you in your place i a did iquit :king: form one coherent sentance, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo hahahaha tease you iquit cock sucka why you up in my grill bitch i'll put you in your place i a did iquit :king: you are a faggot and no one is paying attention to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo hahahaha tease you iquit cock sucka why you up in my grill bitch i'll put you in your place i a did iquit :king: calm down guys, this is why he is mad, this is him and he dont like his picture posted on the forum http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/HumanBioogy/tcge056.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 onesecond go become a english teacher, why you worried about my grammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo onesecond go become a english teacher, why you worried about my grammer? its not so much the grammer, but the uncomprehensable statements. Re-read what you post, it makes no sense, none at all. You put like 8 nouns next to each other and then 1 verb at the end and then hahaha, like we are supposed to comprehend what you mean. We arent in that huge brain of yours. well, thats huge forehead i guess i should say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZeSo Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 onesecond you computer geek, i dont care what you think, you dont know anything about me. and the picture you posted is you when you were born your mother probably sucked too much horse dick and look how you came out. hahahahahaha you need to accept it, its you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by MrZeSo onesecond you computer geek, i dont care think what you, you dont know anything about me. and the picture you posted is you when you were born your mother probably sucked too much horse dick and look how you came out. hahahahahaha you need to accept its you. i stopped reading becuase your first sentance made absolutely no sense at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 will both of you faggots please see your way out of my thread? fucking homos. get a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E will both of you faggots please see your way out of my thread? fucking homos. get a room. someone a little jelous cuz that homo aint droppin lines to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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