B_As_In_Bot Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 The funniest one I heard came from a friend of mine. He lives in the mountains, and in a small house - well when he was still living there. Their terminal is located right in this room part of the kitchen and laundry room. It would be considered as high-traffic. Anyways, he told me the porn material was like prego women getting thier pipe on. While hes in the middle of it, his dad comes out, like in his chonies to raid the fridge. His dad turns around, sees him and starts to leave, like he didnt notice his pants were at his ankles, and hes covering up his dick with his hands and shirt. The second after he leaves though he pops his head back in all fast and says:"looking at porn?!" My friend said: "Yup" then his dad, because they are so christian/strict says: "Your Grounded" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backside country tagger 2 Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 we got some weird wackin off experiences in hea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 The other night my girly had gone to the Gym.. so I was sitting around the apartment with nothing to do and I thought to myself.. hmmm why not. So 10 mins later there I am on the bed whacking away to "Shut up and Blow me #3" when I hear our fly screen door being opened.. aahhh FUCK ! I thought. It must be my girlfriend back already. So I quickly threw the box of tissues behind the couch, turned off the video and pulled my pants up and went to the door. I open it and it's my next door neighbour... so there I am all red faced and puffing with a raging trouser trumpet and I'm like.. "oh hi.. umm I'm not doing much.. umm so... what.. are.. you doing ?....oh.. cool. yep. bye..." I managed to avoid being busted but geez... I thought how ironic it was considering I had just been reading this thread that day ! ------------------ http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3485/satanpent.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 I remember I would always forget my porn mags next to the toilet. Swank some quality bathroom reading material. I don't know how many times that shit happened. My dad would go in there and pretend like he didn't see the porn rags right there. Ahh memories before I could buy vids. http://www.partyride.com/pics/images/ron_jeremy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 i posted the red skull thing first guy pfff http://www.wfu.edu/users/bowmanjn/peepmail.gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WeAreJerryLewis Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 I got one for you.. damn ive got alot of sexual misadventures.. here it is: Most embarrasing one yet.. I have a chair that.. well the chair at my desk its got the thing the chair bends to flex with your back you lean back..it leans back the more u lean the more it leans..so u can recline im sure u can get the picture of this, to top it off the computer is facing these big windows to my room. So one night im downloading porn, and im really into this video..and im going on my way just enjoying myself (no pun intended) and BAM!!! a fucking bird hits my window, scares the shit out of me, i lean back and my chair falls over making my ass like cartwheel into the wall. About a minute later my folks are knocking on my door cause i scared the shit out of em with the loud noise...it sucked. also my ex g/f used to get a kick out of me jerking off in front of her..it was ackward as hell ------------------ "If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 I heard that jacking off with icy-hot is good stuff... i dunno... sounds weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 my dad caught me tons of times....one time i heard him coming down the hall,so i stand up pull my pants up looking like i just blew up in my pants,and he opens the door to ask me a question and hes looking at me like wtf,so i had to think of something fast holding up my pants im like "uhhhh,wheres my belt!" we avoided each other all week. one time my parents went out,so i get on the computer to get some porn right,im sitting there looking for the good stuff so i get the good shit and my friend comes to the door and hes like "yo, lets go see some shit"or something,and i forgot about the porn,so im like yeah cool so we go out and come back and my dads home and hes on the net (not pornos) and hes like get over here we need to talk! im sweting this shit now ..get there hes like whats this [nice messy facials,galore]...im just trying to be cool about it im like (calm as hell)what? that was the worst! one time i was talking to my girl at the time and im all "im gonna but it in your ass,hard blah blah blah,i love your tits yeah baby,remember when we fuck in your pool blah blah" anyways shes like "gotta go,my parents are home" "bye/bye" turn around my dads right behind my smiling his ass off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 Originally posted by *see-phore*: my dad caught me tons of times.... Yo man sounds like your Dad is stalking you dude... haha oh shit man..funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup: why was it ackward. this chick i meet at a party, we hooked up, and she watched me warm up to. it was cool with me. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> just like any other day except a real girl was present http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> IBTEASERPORNOKINGAROO Yeah I've bashed off in front of my girl a bunch of times.. it was kind of awkward at first but after that it was fun ! plus it gave her an idea on how to handle my "trouser browser" properly. yay !! SPLAT ! ARRGHHH My eye ! splooge.. BLAM ! gulp.. ahh zzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 hahah my bro matt is alwayse going on about how he likes to choke the chiken a lot more than fukin a gurl. i beg to differ but its funny cauz when i call him and ask if he wants to do soemthin hes just like ya come over in 20 minutes im kinda wakin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 i dunno if this counts but one time i was fuckin this chick i was seeing and were all into it and shit and i was just about done so she starts suckin me off while im like kinda up on her midsection and right as im busting her mom walks in unannounced just in time to see her daughter get nutbutter all up on her face oh shit that was bad, i put my clothes back on,left and never came back, that shits pretty funny now that i think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MystikPW Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Originally posted by WhenOne: i dunno if this counts but one time i was fuckin this chick i was seeing and were all into it and shit and i was just about done so she starts suckin me off while im like kinda up on her midsection and right as im busting her mom walks in unannounced just in time to see her daughter get nutbutter all up on her face oh shit that was bad, i put my clothes back on,left and never came back, that shits pretty funny now that i think about it oh my godd thats fuckin hilariously horrible...what did the mom say?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 her mom didnt say anything she just kinda got that oh shit look on her face and walked away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddle Posted September 14, 2001 Share Posted September 14, 2001 CLASSIC! ------------------ Bamboo'd Phingernails. RIP DREAM and PAK in your head like gray matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUNE Posted September 14, 2001 Share Posted September 14, 2001 wheres beardo?.. hes got a funny story. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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