earmuffs Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://www.duman.net/mike/pics/June02/wpark022.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra high school education: check selling tshirts and working for dad: check living with the parents: check totalling your car a while ago: check so what you're saying is you pull a lot of girls, right? hahahahah! as they say in 12oz land.... ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Telo Tease.. If you dont know, I believe cinchedwaist is a girl and she already likes the idea of a pond.. so there goes your stupid theory on attracting girls.. yes, ponds are mighty nice, although i don't think they'd "attract" me. I mean, if i like the guy and he has a pond, thats a bit of a plus. Who wouldn't want to hang out and smoke by a chill little pond at twilight? In general, i don't think ponds would be a negative thing...unless it looked really busted and that moquito factor was high. boy, am i bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://www.villasantai-bali.com/images/Garden%20Pond.JPG'> ok... tell me this wouldnt make you a little weak in the knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 well, it all depends on the guy, ya know? If the guy is an asshole, nice pond or not, he's not getting nowhere with me. If the guy is cool beans and has a neat pond like that one though, i might be a bit more open to be seduced :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 clearly. I wouldnt expect a pond to make a girl fall for some jerk. a sportscar maybe.... but that's a different class of girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Hey, check out my new car! http://img.epinions.com/images/newworld/4930/163174-auto-resized200.gif'> So....ladies...who wants a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 hawt. i'll take one. geez louise. if i went out on a date with a sexy man who had a job and after we went back to his house (?!!) and he had landscaped the backyard (!!!) with a nice pittle bubbling pond (??!!!!) i'd probably f**k his brains out right there on the lawn. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ok tease, there is more to life than parking your cock in some girls twat. These ponds are not for getting laid they are so you have something to do and can feel a sense of accompolishment about something. I would love to build one of these in my beckyard and set up my hammock right next to it so I can sleep out there all day next to my pond and listen to my waterfall and look at the koi I have swimming in it. Not so I can invite some slut over and say "hey wanna see my pond then fuck?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ^ proof positive! Once a girl was so impressed with the picnic table I built that she wanted to get busy on top of it. a picnic table? what the hell? oh right.... it's all about the person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 how about a zen rock garden !@#$%? I just talked to one of my boys that works in a nursery about that last night. I've decided to go with the entire asian influence in the backyard. Maybe I'll flick it and show the progress. Japanese Maple: http://www.rusticturnings.com/florafaunapics/Laceleaf_Japanese_Maple.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ooooo hard like rock? ugh i gotta stoppp. yeah, rock gardens are fresh i got my dad to make one in our old backyard, it was dope. ...with a japanese maple! are you gonna get a rake for it? kinda necessary the ponds though, with the waterfalls, they are really impressive to look at and very soothing to the mind indeed let's meditate ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://www.issachargroup.com/tire%20swing.jpg'> the nostaliga runs deep in this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% are you gonna get a rake for it? kinda necessary :lol: nice...I should've noticed your mind in the gutter next to mine. its nice to have company. Rake? Absolutely. It just wouldn't be the same without it. I'll have to take pics of my dad's waterfall. I'm due to go visit them soon anyway. I just happened across this looking for more trees. http://brianbreslin.com/photos/japanese-pond.jpg'> just too cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ^^ wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 yes baby.. oh yesssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :lol: kilo, i think steve is bringing the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 steve's no competition. wingman possibly, but competition? http://www.tropicalimports.ca/images/hammocks/missceara.jpg'> anyone want to take a swing in a hammock built for two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Ok .. This turned from suggestions to "pond porn" really fast.... now i think about it.. it never was suggestions.. its been pond porn the whole way. Are there different models of pumps that are better/worse than others? I know theres a pond guy out there somewhere in 12oz land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ^^^this thread inspired me to do some research on how to go about building and caring for a koi pond. The big thing I saw about filtration for those was get a bio filtration unit and keep an eye on your fish...This thread makes me want to transform my backyard into a giant pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Well yeah but i dont need one of those huge ass ponds.. Im shooting for those big ass plastic molds you can buy that are in real cool shapes.. You ever see those hanging up at your local home depot or lowes.. I know all you guys go to those stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- anyone want to take a swing in a hammock built for two? aw sheeeit! Hammocks....are too fuckin awesome. Chilled on em all the time in Belize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Telo Ok .. This turned from suggestions to "pond porn" really fast.... now i think about it.. it never was suggestions.. its been pond porn the whole way. isn't that funny? guaranteed to happen on 12oz, always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 alright.. lets just let this thread fade.. i dont think its going to go anyhere.... my dreams of ponds are quickly shattered by 12ozprophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 this thread is called advice in the backyard after all.. if you don't see the porn in that, you're blind :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 jeeze.... no need to get whiny. here's the source for your pond needs: http://www.pondkit.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Telo alright.. lets just let this thread fade.. i dont think its going to go anyhere.... my dreams of ponds are quickly shattered by 12ozprophet. what??!! people are so easily bummed! i was dead serious with all my comments. dead. serious. shit, get the pump!! get fucking pumped!! we love this friggin thread..PAGE2 on ponds?! YES! ponds rule! don't make me bump axis of awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Wow...what happened? I leave for a while and Telo wants to let this thread fade? This actually happens to be one of the threads I'm currently enjoying. Pond stuff. Pumps come in all kinds of sizes and what not...same as the preformed pond things. Go to your local nursery and talk to some of the heads in there. They are going to know a hell of a lot more than any of us. !@#$% I forgot to mention, in addition to my adding the rock garden...I have a rather large and impressive deck. I can take pictures and send them to ya. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin http://brianbreslin.com/photos/japanese-pond.jpg'> just too cool. Way too cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 oooohhh!! a deck too?! i'd love to barbeque at your house. yes, send flicks. or, i'll send you a cardboard cutout of myself a la el mammero in hawaii and you can take pictures of me on your deck ..hahaha aren't you trying to move soon?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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