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thats what i was thinking. but you know how some guys are, they are so selfish in bed and are more concerned with satisfing their selves than their woman. but since he didnt say anything to her or even doesnt really speak to her, i have a feeling that he felt bad about the situation. granted, that maybe in an unconsious mind, he didnt mean to do it. fuck. i'm going to call her now. thanks guys!

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Dont know i fany one here listen's to tool but there vocalist in erlier records had a huge thing for mentioning anal in the vocal trakcs (stinkfist,prision sex, 46-2 etc.) . by the way the anal cavaty is 4 degrees warmer and has 8 more working muscles then the vagina.. and its game for 2002.

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well ms. devilush...soon to be MRS. Devilush, you like anal, have you ever had that kind of experince? From what I know a nice bowel movement should prevent that kind of problem....

I don't know what the fuck I would do if I pulled out of a girl and saw tons of shit on my penis....knowing me I would probably just laugh and giggle and point....i don't take that much seriously. Basically, it boils down to this....if the guy fucks her but doesn't care how she feels, does nothing while she screams, makes it awkward when something awkward happens, and then doesn't talk to her so she feels like she did something wrong....he can eat a fat dick...cause he isn't worth her time

 

alright who feels me...those pictures are so funny....

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Originally posted by dr. frink one

well ms. devilush...soon to be MRS. Devilush, you like anal, have you ever had that kind of experince?

 

see that is the difference between my situation and my cousins situation. he didnt care. he didnt say a word and wont say a word. when my fiance and i did it for the first couple of times, of course there was shit. but he didnt shove it up my ass nor was even selfish about his own satisfaction ya know? so i didnt know what to tell her because my situation is different from her situation. shes has a man who doesnt care that her asshole hurts like a bitch. and i have one who cared if my asshole was hurting like a bitch.

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Originally posted by avils

Stay tuned brothers and sistas..

 

I just got the "of course we can try it again..." from my girl. YEEEEAAHH

 

:D ;) :eek: :cool: :dazed: :king: :crazy: :) :P

(meaning you're shit is small enough it didn't hurt)

 

naw just kidding.. congrats...

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Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the

extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

 

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed

to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

 

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep

and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

 

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use.

Hence, western.

 

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this

right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

 

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

 

CCCistheillest: 6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

 

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

 

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must

gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

 

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

 

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

CCCistheillest: 11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

 

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

 

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

 

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

 

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

 

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

 

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

 

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.

 

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going

doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

 

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having

her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

 

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

 

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

 

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

 

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry

smothers your face.

 

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

 

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

 

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

 

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

 

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

 

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

 

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

 

34. The Angry Dragon - When getting a blowjob from your girl right before you blow your load, time it just right and smack your girl in the back of the head towards you and it will come out her nose.

 

 

 

 

 

thats some funny shit. personally I like hot karl's, and dirty sanche'zs

snow mobiles

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Hey you left out the rusty trombone.

 

Rusty trombone: you stand in front of a girl thats on her knees facing away from her. She commences to eat your ass, as she gives you a reach around and jerks you off.

 

Also the bucking bronco requires that all your friends bum rush the room as opposed to you just calling her names.

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Originally posted by Misteraven

Hey you left out the rusty trombone.

 

Rusty trombone: you stand in front of a girl thats on her knees facing away from her. She commences to eat your ass, as she gives you a reach around and jerks you off.

 

Also the bucking bronco requires that all your friends bum rush the room as opposed to you just calling her names.

 

 

oh jeez... someone's got the radio on a certain station in the afternoons these days??

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I asked my girl if i could try anal sex on her on new years... because I was so fucked on copious amounts of drugs I couldnt cum, we tried fucking 4 times.. so towards the end I was grabbing her ass, putting my fingers real near her ass hole, she was like "what the fuck are you trying to do?!"... so i asked her and she laughed at me and told me to find another girl to do that sort of thing with. I then proceded to 'donkey punch' her. :mad:

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