~i~hear~voices~ Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Originally posted by Handjob And always remember, when the red river's flowing, take the dirt road... whoooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...i fucking died on that one!!!!........i have ta remember that one!!!....anus sex gets me all hyped...when i wanna fudge pack some chick i know just the hoe..she wont let me hit the twang cause shes afraid her man will notcie so she lets me take the back roads..hope they dont do anal any time soon or hell see an anal dynimite blast like and old coal mill........:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 If your girls a dirtbag your shit will look like it has cookies and cream ice cream all over it:) i've had a bunch of times with the same girl she likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 where is my wife, i mean devilush.... or secret... or some more girls in on this one. Every girl I have had sex with thinks anal is gross...plain and simple... poor frink they always say "I was made with a vagina to have things put into it and like it, and I was made with an asshole to shit out of it...end of story" i'm like "but, I saw on this video that.." she cuts me off and says "are we gonna do this or what" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I've always wanted to do it. Tried it and I really hurt the girl- she was crying- I felt like an asshole (no pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 i prefer fucking dumb bitches in their eye sockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 come on more people get in on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
META Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 hells yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flowinglabia Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Doing girls in the ass without giving them the shocka (two in the pink one in the stink) first is morally wrong and is just against everything america stands for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 you guys dont have much respect for women, as seeking once said, sex is more then fucking mad hoe's. Respect the body. If both of you are down though, thats cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
META Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 wait! america stands for something? i dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Only tried it once.. hit the girls a$$ with a tonne of lube, she eased Mr Wobbly about half way in (took about 1/2 hour) I gave a couple of tentative thrusts before she took him out saying "sorry honey, it hurts to much blah blah we'll try it when I'm drunk"... ya like that's ever going to happen.. :rolleyes: fuck the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedtolove Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 the old it hurts.... but never got a complaint about my pointer hahaha anal sex is awesome but it takes what i call a "trooper"and i havent found that girl yet.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
META Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 im with you utensil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 this is gonna sound god awfully stupid. One girl i was trying it on said "No way! My friend did it and she can't control her shits...like she can't hold them any more".... either she is lying or the whole male gay population is hiding shit bags in their cutoffs..... arg... any AFTERMATH stories...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 everyone is either dead or sick of anal sex topics.... and AFTERMATH topics.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one everyone is either dead or sick of anal sex topics.... and AFTERMATH topics.... Umm.. kind of embarrassing but I did notice an unidentified foreign substance on my member afterwards.. nothing a quick shower couldn't fix tho.. whoops ! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siloette Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 you wanna know where a girl stands on that topic..FUCK THAT..NO WAY ..NO HOW.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf-freely! Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I cant lie ....Ive been a turd burgaler on the hershey highway before! but lube is a must. without lubricant its like sticking your dick between two rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf-freely! Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I also heard that you can loosen a girl up with butt plugs.but be careful because the muscules in your large intestine can get too relaxed and shit will come out when ever it feels like it.its happened to a couple of porn stars! (VIVID VIDEOS:PORNO BLOOPERS 38) HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIS?UHHUU I READ IT SOME WHERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 tease is one funny motherfucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 as you can tell i'm a big fan of fucking my girl in the B U T T . yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 hence your screen name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 put it in the asshole... okay here is my two cents....it really doefucking hurt like a bitch. no matter how many girls have tried it, it is a horrid experience. and i will admit, i have tried it. yes yes....devilush will admit to taking it up the ass. it hurt so bad. it wasn't an accident either, it was mutual. i wanted to try it, so did he. the first time hurt. i actually started to cry. but you have to use some kinda ky jelly in order for it to not hurt as much. it's easier that way too. i kinda like it, i won't say that i completely like it. but i am down for it if he wants to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Re: put it in the asshole... Originally posted by Devilush i am down for it if he wants to. …whoop there it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Re: Re: put it in the asshole... Originally posted by WebsterUno …whoop there it is! ha haaaaaaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Re: put it in the asshole... Originally posted by Devilush i kinda like it...i am down for it if he wants to. god damn you!!! MARRY ME! how come everything you say is so fucking cool.... some dreamgirl shit going on... can you still hold your shit (less suave approach) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i heart you Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 it feels god at first.. nice and tight or whatever.. but it stars to loosen after awhile. when you pull out there will most likely be shit on your dick.. not loads of it.. but just a little. oh yeah. and if you cum in her ass. it ill will be leaking out of her for acouple days/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 ok, so now this girl i was talking about it to is asking me "why would you want to stick your dick somewhere where shit goes" she asks why it feels good... like what specifically i think i have scared devilush off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 For added fun...Try the "Rodeo". - Have your friends outside the door w/a video camera. - Get the girl on all four's and stick it in her ass. - Wrap your arms around her stomach - Once it's in yell "RODEO!" - Then that's the cue for your friend's to run in there video taping it all while she's going buck-wild trying to get out of it while you're still holding on But don't take my word for it! *DUN DUNT, DUH!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup i aint done it yet, but here some steps to how you can get her into it... i heard a good way to get her into it is like go have sex in the shower and start fingering her in the butt while yall doing it in there, there i water, so you'll have liquid down there :) and umm you can clean her ass for her lol but that will get her used to it i heard, and then after a few evenings of that, bust out the lube, i would prolly ifnger her first in her ass again before sticking it in, then lube up hella and go for it then. anal sex is like war, you dont go into battle unprepared, you gotta follow some steps, if successful, you'll punish the enemy ;) teaserok Ecch. You've thought about this waaaayy too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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