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I just reached down with my right hand to adjust my "package" and then this huge vein in my arm just bulged right the hell out for about 5 seconds and then went back down again.

 

I think the years of masturbation has hard wired my arm for this sort of action or something.....bizzare

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*believe*

 

they say jerkin it reduces

the chance of some sort of cancer!

Prostate I think!

whack away my friend!

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Originally posted by LENS

I just reached down with my right hand to adjust my "package" and then this huge vein in my arm just bulged right the hell out for about 5 seconds and then went back down again.

 

I think the years of masturbation has hard wired my arm for this sort of action or something.....bizzare

 

maybe your turning into the hulk

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Originally posted by ounceaddict

Lens dont you have a NASTY girlfriend to jack you off instead?

 

 

with a belly

and small tits

and no ass

 

Goddamn you fucking ass clown, can't you shut the hell up for a fucking minute or two? Why the hell do you even care? And do you think ANYONE gives a fuck about your opinions.

 

This is seriously hurting my brain comprehending your actions...

Go take some fucking ritalin.

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you ever see that movie How to Get Ahead in Advertising? i think this is something like that... yer body was pissed that you weren't gonna jerk it, so now it's growing a new arm that will listen to your body instead of you...

 

 

werd...

 

 

also, lens, good times at that bar i told you about this coming saturday... yall should head out...

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Ounceaddict.....nope, i got your bag lady of a mom to do that for me

 

Tease, bite my bag

 

Gliko, i think the black guys are responsible for a lot of things over the past few days

 

GFresh.......no more creepy than the next person

 

Crimson got my back

 

Devilush got my back

 

Destroya is a lesbian art dealer

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