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Dude, the weirdest thing just happened...

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I just reached down with my right hand to adjust my "package" and then this huge vein in my arm just bulged right the hell out for about 5 seconds and then went back down again.

 

I think the years of masturbation has hard wired my arm for this sort of action or something.....bizzare

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

they say jerkin it reduces

the chance of some sort of cancer!

Prostate I think!

whack away my friend!

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Originally posted by LENS

I just reached down with my right hand to adjust my "package" and then this huge vein in my arm just bulged right the hell out for about 5 seconds and then went back down again.

 

I think the years of masturbation has hard wired my arm for this sort of action or something.....bizzare

 

maybe your turning into the hulk

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Re: Re: Dude, the weirdest thing just happened...

 

Originally posted by MANIK DEK

maybe your turning into the hulk

 

i think so too. ;)

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Guest WebsterUno

you should start using your left arm now.

you could become lopsided if you dont!

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Originally posted by ounceaddict

Lens dont you have a NASTY girlfriend to jack you off instead?

 

 

with a belly

and small tits

and no ass

 

Goddamn you fucking ass clown, can't you shut the hell up for a fucking minute or two? Why the hell do you even care? And do you think ANYONE gives a fuck about your opinions.

 

This is seriously hurting my brain comprehending your actions...

Go take some fucking ritalin.

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that happened to me once, but it was in my right arm and i use my left for masturbatory excursions, so i'd rule that possiblity out if i were you...

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Originally posted by ounceaddict

Lens dont you have a NASTY girlfriend to jack you off instead?

 

 

with a belly

and small tits

and no ass

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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you ever see that movie How to Get Ahead in Advertising? i think this is something like that... yer body was pissed that you weren't gonna jerk it, so now it's growing a new arm that will listen to your body instead of you...

 

 

werd...

 

 

also, lens, good times at that bar i told you about this coming saturday... yall should head out...

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i get that all the time. it usually means either:

 

1- your vein is clogged/so stop eating mcdonalds 24/6.

 

2- you just had alot of something with sugar in it or just something with strong ingreidients.

 

3- the more it happens, the sooner youll have a heart attack and die.

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Chances are it's because youre so insanely strong and ripped from your one fight the other night.

 

(and the black men cheering)

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Ounceaddict.....nope, i got your bag lady of a mom to do that for me

 

Tease, bite my bag

 

Gliko, i think the black guys are responsible for a lot of things over the past few days

 

GFresh.......no more creepy than the next person

 

Crimson got my back

 

Devilush got my back

 

Destroya is a lesbian art dealer

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

there's really no telling what the long term effects of ecstacy usage are just yet.

 

now THAT was funny.

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Originally posted by LENS

Gliko, i think the black guys are responsible for a lot of things over the past few days

 

Uncontrolable boners eh?

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

you should start using your left arm now.

you could become lopsided if you dont!

 

I wondered why mine lyes to one side when I'm erect.

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Ha ha ha, dude, black guys are running my life behind the scenes. I'm a white puppet being pulled by black strings. heh heh

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