Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 So i haven't fought anyone in a straight up streetfight since 1996. Saturday night i went to S.F. with some friends and we proceeded to get pretty faded at (blank). Cut to my friend Mr. Duck rapping with a black homeless guy out front. Some random white guy gets in the mix and decides to get beligerent with Mr. Duck when he is getting outflowed. Being the cooler of heads i attempted to intevene but then dude gets in my face and starts talking trash. BlamO! i swing with a right hook and connect with his right cheek....it's on. This idiot rushes me with his head down trying to grab me but instead I get him in a most clever arm lock around hjis neck and i proceed to produce continental drift on his face and skull. For about a minute and a half i am straight BEATING this guys ass until his friends come in and break us apart (I take a good crack to the skull and ar in the process). Some black dudes were cheering me on the whole time. Dude was fucked up and did the whole struggling against his friends holding him back while calling me a pussy bit. Mr. Duck and myself had to take off own some sketchy alleyways to evade poice detection. Cross one more thing off my "things before i die list being "getting into a street fight and kicking ass." El mamero and the rest of you 12 oz brawlers, i did you proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 you live a crazy/exciting life...i hope you feel better and that your knuckles aren't too swollen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 the only think ur story is missin is when mr duck cracks one of his friends in the head wit a bottle when they come to brake it up....then u woulda been on sum next crazy gangster shit..... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 good job mang! i havent fought for a like 6 months. but i had a similar situation of a guy trying to charge me only to have me get him in a head lock and punch his face repeatedly til the bouncers tore us apart. only in my situation his homies were trying to stomp me and shit, no dice. me and my 2 homeboys ended up ruckusing 8 of them down the street, it was awesome. altho i did break my thumb :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I wish my nickname was Mr. Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED the only think ur story is missin is when mr duck cracks one of his friends in the head wit a bottle when they come to brake it up....then u woulda been on sum next crazy gangster shit..... ;) Ha ha, dude, the funny thing is that the worst blow i got WAS from Mr. Duck. Duck was as faded as i was and when he saw all of this dudes buddies coming to jump in he freaked out and came to my rescue swinging. Unfortunately, of all the people Duck hits, I get the big blow right to my head. Hold on.... ::rub rub:: yeah, the lump on the back of my head is still there. Oucher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimshot Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Some black dudes were cheering me on the whole time. WAY TO GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I haven't been into a fight yet this year so I guess I'm doing pretty good. Then again I've hardly left my room lately. I guess staying away from stupid people helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 to bad you werent K I L L E D. :lol: jk? ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 good thing you had "black guys" cheering you on...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft good thing you had "black guys" cheering you on...:lol: seriously.....if they hadn't, i think i woulda been in some trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiKoNeS Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 did u take a moment 2 reflect when all ''the black guys'' where cheering u on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1HalfOfMe Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 hey, i got beat up on sat night....really, i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 yea i sorta got in a brawl this weekend too i was chilling outside a party and some dude that i supposedly have funk with comes out the cuts and rushes me i just take his first blows..most not hitting me...he knocks me to the ground and i get back up hes talking shit...everyone from the party grabs us apart....he spits in my face so i hit him in the face and he rushes me again....i have no chance against this mother fucker so i grab his shirt and get in as close as possible so im hitting his stomach while hes hitting the back of my head so i geuss he wins because he did get better hits on me but it was weak because im undersized and i never even got to take my jacket off so like 30 seconds later theres like 3 people grabbing me and pulling me away...i dont even really want to fight cus im NOT drunk i look down the block and i see 2 of my homies beating the shit of the guy....i later found out that my crazy drunk russian kickboxing friend went up in the assholes face asking him why he rushed me....the gasshole hits my friend in the face and its on.....friend beats his ass into the ground...asshole runs away....russian chases asshole and gets him into a headlock and smashes his face into a car....the asshole tries to run to his ghettaway vehicle and we chase him around the block and we stomp him...asshole gets into his friends ghettaway car and jet... and then the cops show up pretty weak night....the party got broken up just because of some stupid ass bitch who was looking for a fight, woke up the next day and my head was throbbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by SwiKoNeS did u take a moment 2 reflect when all ''the black guys'' where cheering u on? naw, that just kinda flashed through my head when the hitting was going down. I thought to myself "wow, black guys are cheering me on.....that's never happened before....holy shit. Oh, where was I? Oh yeah, hit dude here in the head here some more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Such violence. Can't we all get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft good thing you had "black guys" cheering you on...:lol: </span> :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 fucking black people, always cheering people on... LENS- youre so racist. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 -good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 http://www.realfight.com/images/ghetto_front.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 http://www.realfight.com/ghetto_images/bumfights_02.jpg'> 'fuck em up lens, fuck em up!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/fuckfuckfuck/they_know.jpg'> :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by DETO http://www.realfight.com/ghetto_images/bumfights_02.jpg'> 'fuck em up lens, fuck em up!' ahhahahaha bwhhahahahahaha:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 ^^^ Ha ha ha, I second that emotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 what did the homless guy do?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 The homeless guy backed off hella quick. He obviously wanted none of the action When me and Mr. Duck hauled ass down the street, we momentarily hid in the line of a busy nightclub. Same homneless dude came up and asked us for change. Mr Duck told him to "get lost or i'll twist your balls for ya." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ten Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Originally posted by DETO http://www.realfight.com/ghetto_images/bumfights_02.jpg'> 'fuck em up lens, fuck em up!' i think everyone should go to realfight.com and watch the free sample "nigga hit'em with the shovel" "no shit" "hes gone" "foe show, hes gone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ten Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 http://realfight.com/images/100percentghetto.gif'> Get ready to witness the MOST CONTROVERSIAL FIGHT VIDEO EVER PRODUCED! Ghetto Brawls Fa-sho, it's 100% NON-STOP GANGSTA WARFARE! DVD OR VHS Fights streaming sample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Heal the world - make it a better place...:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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