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26SidedCube

Sunday Morning Herald: Your friends are dying to hate you.

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Alright, so maybe not as drastically as the title

suggests, but here's the idea and I know that

each and every one of us is guilty..

 

A few weeks ago one of my friends and I got

on to the topic of how your family is, in most

cases, the only group of people who will TRUELY

accept you for who you are. Sick, sad, depressed,

or diseased they will welcome you with open

arms and help you out.

 

Now, to put that into perspective... think about

your closest friend and all the negative shit you

say about him in your head if you deal with him

on a regular basis... I do it, even with my best

of friends. It's like you slowly pick up on all the

lame-ass traits of the company you keep,

slowly gathering ammo for the day the two

of you might bump heads. You don't have

to dwell on it, or even think about it all the

time, but you keep that shit in stock... just

in case. All the shit they wish they could forget

about themselves that you might be guilty of

similar but you're their friend.. so you know

how to use it against them and with precision.

All the same personal cards you know you've

got deep down to have pulled, but only by

those who you let into your processes and

really know how to get at your personal shit.

Now my questions:

 

Why the hell do people do this shit?

 

And how come when you're on the train or

walking down the street and you catch someone

making eye contact they almost always look

away? Why not at least a nod or an eyebrow

raise? Why not stare the motherfucker down

if you want him to know you'd like to crack

his face? Why are people, in general, so fucking

coy, sheepish, and boring?

 

Or maybe it's just me.

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

... think about

your closest friend and all the negative shit you

say about him in your head if you deal with him

on a regular basis... I do it, even with my best

of friends. It's like you slowly pick up on all the

lame-ass traits of the company you keep,

slowly gathering ammo for the day the two

of you might bump heads.

 

noooo waaaaay. the people that i consider my "best friends" (2 people), are just as close to me as any family member of mine. i don't look for flaws in them. sure, i see flaws, but i don't see them as ammo. they see me the same way. we rarely bump heads, and when we do, it doesn't last long. i <3 my friends. they are so rad.

p.s. i'm intoxicated.

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Re: Re: Sunday Morning Herald: Your friends are dying to hate you.

 

Originally posted by BOZACK

p.s. i'm intoxicated.

 

At least you're a happy e-drunk.

 

I'm not saying all the time, or even more often

than not.. but I do it, and if you don't that's pretty

fucking casanova.

 

A few of my boys are like family, too. I'd raise

their kids (if they had any) if something were to happen to them, but it doesn't change the fact I do this shit... but hell, my friends and

I never fight, we just talk about shit like this

when it's obvious someone one's annoyed with

someone else's shit.

 

...cauuught in a landslide, no escape from.....

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Preetty pinnnk, baby bluuue, why don't...

you teach me something neeeewww,

we're all just babies in my viiieeeww...

so crawl baby... craawwll baaaby...

 

So this thread is just going to end up going

nowhere, huh? I'll see about that.

 

Who's ribs would you rather scratch:

 

Anna Nicole Smith (now)

or

Juliette Lewis (Pulp Fiction)

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

I don't really understand what this thread is about.....

 

Anna Nicole Smith (now) or Juliette Lewis (Pulp Fiction)?

 

..and it started out as a 'what the hell is up with

that?' thread, but I guess no one really knows

what the hell's up with that.

 

I suck at the internet.

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Hmmm. When people make eye contact with me I say something, depending on the nature of the eye contact. If it's a girl and she's hot I most definitely spin the other way and say hello. If it's a creepy mother fucker looking to see if my white ass is looking like I need a fix (I live right on crack street! WEE!) I put on a "No, go away." face and look away, sometimes briskfully picking up the pace. So anyway, I guess that's not normal, ya know, saying "Hi!" or "Nice day, ain't it?" Hmmmmm. I live in a bubble that smells kinda like vanilla and farts.

 

 

I too suck at the internet.

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