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1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)

 

2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)

 

3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points)

 

4. You had to come in the house when the streetlights came on. (6 points)

 

5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

 

6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)

 

7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

 

8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)

 

9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

 

10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)

 

11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9 points)

 

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

 

13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

 

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

 

15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces.

 

16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)

 

17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away)

 

18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some)

 

19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

 

20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

 

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

 

22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)

 

23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1 point)

 

24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie or Faberge'.

 

25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)

 

26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)

 

27. You've ever worn clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)

 

28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points):kay-kay, lee lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc.

 

29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

 

30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

 

31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)

 

32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can hink of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.

 

33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Emma and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points)

 

34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)

 

35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)

 

36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)

 

37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)

 

38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)

 

39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

 

40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points)

 

41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)

 

42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)

 

43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)

 

44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)

 

45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

 

46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)

 

47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)

 

48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)

 

49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)

50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

(SCORING )

 

0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.

 

31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.

 

61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.

 

101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood and moved to the suburbs.

 

131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life

 

161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.

 

201+ - Congratulations! You truly Ghetto Fabulous

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Originally posted by Nic Thamaire

1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)

 

2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)

 

3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points)

 

4. You had to come in the house when the streetlights came on. (6 points)

 

5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

 

6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)

 

7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

 

9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

 

10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)

 

11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9 points)

 

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)

 

13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

 

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

 

15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces. (12)

 

17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away)

 

18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some)

 

19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

 

20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

 

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

 

22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)

 

24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Old Spice, (2)

 

28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points):kay-kay, lee lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc.

 

29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

 

30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

 

31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)

 

34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)

 

35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)

 

37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)

 

38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)

 

39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

 

40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points)

 

41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)

 

45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

 

46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)

 

48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)

 

201+ - Congratulations! You truly Ghetto Fabulous

 

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Originally posted by Nic Thamaire

9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

 

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

 

13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

 

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points)

15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces.

 

 

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

 

26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)

 

40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points)

 

 

 

 

0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.

 

31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.

 

61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.

 

101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood and moved to the suburbs.

 

131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life

 

161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.

 

201+ - Congratulations! You truly Ghetto Fabulous

 

 

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1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points) YES

 

2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points) YES

 

3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7 points) YES

 

4. You had to come in the house when the streetlights came on. (6 points) YES

 

5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. 5 POINTS NO

6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. YES (THATS NOT BECAUSE THERE IS A NEED) THEY GOT A STATE TROOPER BARRACKS IN WALKING DISTANCE TO MY PAD)

 

7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) WHAT

 

8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points) NO

 

9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points) YES

 

10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me" or "Can I have a chance?", check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points) YES

 

11. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (9 points) NO

 

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar) YES

 

13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop! YES

 

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

YES

15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces. YES

 

16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points) NO

 

17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away) YES

 

18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some) YES

 

19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points) YES

 

20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) YES

 

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.YES

 

22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)NO

 

23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1 point)

YES

24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each):Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie or Faberge'. YES TO BRUTE AND OLD SPICE

 

25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points) FOR MY ASS, YES

 

26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.) NO

 

27. You've ever worn clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points) NO

 

28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows (3 points):kay-kay, lee lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, etc. YES

 

29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) NO

 

30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) YES

 

31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points) YESED

 

32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can hink of): skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc. YES

 

33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example: Emma and nem' or momma and nem') (6 points) NO

 

34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points) YES

 

35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)

YES

36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points) NO

 

37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)NO

 

38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)NO

 

39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)CUPS YEAH

 

40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/ or jelly. (8 points) YES

 

41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)NO

 

42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)NO

 

43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)

NO

44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)NO

 

45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

YES

46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)NO

 

47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)NO

 

48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)YES

 

49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)YES

50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

(SCORING ) NO

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1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)

 

2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)

 

6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)

 

9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)

 

12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn’t have any sugar. (4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)

 

13. If you have ever played any of the following games (2 points each): hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I or red light ...yellow light ... green light Stop!

 

14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points) add 2 if he rang a bell)

 

15. If you remember any of the following candies (1 point each): cherry clans, lemonheads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, jolly ranchers, jaw breakers and candy necklaces.

 

17. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points) add 5 if you got away)

 

18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points) add 4 if you owned some)

 

19. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)

 

20. The batteries in you remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

 

21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

 

30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

 

31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)

 

39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)

 

45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)

 

 

 

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31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Likeded, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (3 points)
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