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you got "burned"? once before? By that you refer to the fact you got the clap......gross.

 

I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties....

 

 

Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say,

AIDS is wack in a major way!

Purple spots on your body

Feelin' so sick

Don't wish you would have at least

covered up your dick?

 

you could be wearing a big puffy jacket and a red ballcap (just like fred durst!) while rapping this.

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yo fuck that condom shit i like to fuck nasty crackwhores raw, my favorate is to fuck the dirty girls i meet at the free clinic!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

so i was just hoping that maybe someone who respects me , looks up to me here...

 

Funniest thing you've ever said.

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Unless you know this girl has aids you shouldn't be getting tested specifically for aids. I'd be woring more about clamidia or genital warts. etc.

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basically common sense, but i dont fuck random girls anyway, lets just hope my girl is fuckin guys and then comin back to me...but she's not, so no worries for ol onesecondple

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Originally posted by onesecondple

no worries for ol onesecondple

 

You know what I've always wondered? Is your name supposed to be like that, or did you just run out of room out the end?

 

Seriously, this is driving me rediculously insane......

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Originally posted by LENS

you got "burned"? once before? By that you refer to the fact you got the clap......gross.

 

I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties....

 

 

Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say,

AIDS is wack in a major way!

Purple spots on your body

Feelin' so sick

Don't wish you would have at least

covered up your dick?

 

you could be wearing a big puffy jacket and a red ballcap (just like fred durst!) while rapping this.

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:lol:

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Originally posted by LENS

 

I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties....

 

 

Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say,

AIDS is wack in a major way!

Purple spots on your body

Feelin' so sick

Don't wish you would have at least

covered up your dick?

 

rapped while sporting a "high-top" fade with Mc Hammer pants doing jumping-jacks........that would be "fresh"...

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then he'd be all "i've got hivola"

 

and i'd be all "that's like majorly wack for the saggin who wonk you"

 

and he'd be all like "i gotta couple years before the uber-AIDS-ola"

 

and i'd be all like "damn yo."

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I was gonna say that AIDS awareness is so 1980's but LENS did it in a much funnier way...

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

but in all seriousness, you guys really should be using condoms, don't be fucking skeezers, or fucking with sketchy random chicks to much, shit is just not worth fucking up your life for a night of crazy sex. so wrap it up kids.

 

I say this shit to my roommate all the time...

he's way too quick to fuck any girl with a nice

body and a cute smile... say what you want

about me, I love pussy as much as the next

guy but I've already went way over double-

digits as far as my numbers are concerned and

I haven't been burned yet but that average can

only hold for so long. So in the past year I've

definately put the random game on the back

burner and been settling for less frequent ass

from more familiar girls who's history I know

a little better than the average 30 year old

banker-nympho you meet online...

 

Seriously, that whole 1 in 5 thing gave me

the hee-bee-gee-bees.

 

I'm not a player 'coz I like my dick alot.

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I give him until the next time a woman is willing to give up the ass and he'll be having unprotected sex again.

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Your all hardcore with jokes and jestures it seems but you take aids pretty serious.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

I'm not fucking around with just anyone anymore, not that i ever did, but I'm being 100x more careful now.

 

Hey Tease, I think I missed something... why

did you have an AIDS scare in the first place?

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Kyle: Guess what guys i have great news!

Cartman: You have AIDS?

Kyle:No...

Kyle: I'm having my birthday party at Casa Bonita and i get to bring 4 friends!

Cartman: Awesome! When are we going.

Kyle: I said four friends, you're not going.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

well i thought i had an std

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and it turned out to be just a UTI.

 

:lol: That's some Dopie Gillis-ass luck...

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i hate to say this but condoms don't always stop the transmission of aids.

 

ever wonder why a helium ballon begins to deflate or sag over a period of time? its because the helium molecules escape the thin membrane of the porus rubber (yes laytex is porus otherwise it wouldn't have its elastic physical property). much like the helium, a virus's particles are microscopic and so small that they are capable of transmission through holes in the laytex.

 

it's rare, but fucking plausible that you'll get the hiv virus this way. condoms are only 98%-99% effective after all.

 

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