why write? Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 GIRLS DONT DO NUMBER 2 do theyy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by why write? GIRLS DONT DO NUMBER 2 do theyy? like once a week i think.... i read the newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 i read whatever is around the bathroom at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 yes girls do do number 2 we're just not as nasty as men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract I never had to stay in the shitter for more than 2 minutes... i keep a hai ku collection on the side. im the same way...i cant stand for a terd to be dangling half way out of my ass for 15 minutes..either in or out...taking a dump is no game..no time to play..handle your business and be out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose yes girls do do number 2 we're just not as nasty as men haha, i beg to differ. i've known a few filthy-ass womens in my time. my ex-wife could kill a small child with her farts, and i won't even go into some of the brown torpedos she released into the murky deep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 my girl doesn't poo. hellllll no. i put my tongue up there for god sakes. helllllll no she don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC haha, i beg to differ. i've known a few filthy-ass womens in my time. my ex-wife could kill a small child with her farts, and i won't even go into some of the brown torpedos she released into the murky deep wow you were married before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 VICE. or whatever book I happen to be reading at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one wow you were married before? that's correct. Mr. ABC/i been there and done......everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 this morning i took a dump and realised, no more tp. no prob, jump in the shower, bend over and rinse my asshole out, right? well don't you just love it when the shower water gets blazingly hot for no reason??? great way to start the day... with a squeaky clean, scorched asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by iquit this morning i took a dump and realised, no more tp. no prob, jump in the shower, bend over and rinse my asshole out, right? well don't you just love it when the shower water gets blazingly hot for no reason??? great way to start the day... with a squeaky clean, scorched asshole. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by iquit great way to start the day... with a squeaky clean, scorched asshole. shit! homo-block, ON! almost walked right into that one. phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR you notice he said "ex-wife" guess his e-status wasnt big enough for her... is that the reason your little girlfriend broke up with you after a week and you came on here crying to us about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 in my bathroom now: new kids on the block special: the right stuff on those hot rockin chart toppin boys from boston american hardcore: a tribal history the complete hothead paisan a collected "boondocks" book a rather large stack of zines occasionally i'll bring my palm pilot in with me to play solitare and in a house with no bathroom reading: i will read the shit out of some shampoo bottles... i go to a school with only about 400 students, and in each stall in the bathrooms there is a different bathroom reader... it's awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 FHM, Ralph, Blitzkrieg, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 10 stacks of complex mag....yeh i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose yes girls do do number 2 we're just not as nasty as men So basically you're saying your shit smells good and men's don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC that's correct. Mr. ABC/i been there and done......everything basically. he's gonna be m***'s and my mentor when we get married. oh no. actually i take that back. :) ;) oh whatever. you boys act like girls dont do nasty shit. please believe that when hesh brings his girl to sf in march, she and i are going to stink up that bathroom like no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by iquit well don't you just love it when the shower water gets blazingly hot for no reason??? ohhhhhhh. i hate that!!!!! anyway *graff mags *victoria secret catalogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 *believe* :lol: thats just nasty....I knew this dude that cleaned his shit off his ass in the shower... one day I found all kinds of lil shit bits in the shower... FUCK THAT! *puke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno :lol: thats just nasty....I knew this dude that cleaned his shit off his ass in the shower... one day I found all kinds of lil shit bits in the shower... FUCK THAT! *puke* You just made me quiver with disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 ew^ but im still convinced girls dont shit....i dont wanna know anymore...ahh im scared, just try and picture your girl sitting down taking a shit...thats disgusting :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by why write? ew^ but im still convinced girls dont shit....i dont wanna know anymore...ahh im scared, just try and picture your girl sitting down taking a shit...thats disgusting :o I've been in the bathroom while my girl took a shit. It really isn't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *believe* ok...so you know what Im talking about. Its hard to imagine a very pretty female take a fat dump. You know, one of them turds that resemble orca! Or like this time me and my cuzz had eaten some bad food, and our stomachs started to feel quizy. We got a bottle of Milk of Magnesia, and downed half each. 1 hour later we were both fucking up the bathroom somethin' terrible! All types of funny sounds were coming out, gurgle gush gush...pbbbllllttttttttttt... I cant see girls getting sick wid it like that. http://www.letsblocking.com/panda/img/laserquest/squint.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars I've been in the bathroom while my girl took a shit. It really isn't so bad. why would you do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Yeah, I can't imagine Paris Hilton or Halle Berry unleashing a hot mushy nasty load.. http://www.vecchiaporca.com/shit.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 i had to brush my teeth, we had an early engagement and we were running late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 *E-GADZ* Its ORCA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno :lol: thats just nasty....I knew this dude that cleaned his shit off his ass in the shower... one day I found all kinds of lil shit bits in the shower... FUCK THAT! *puke* so are you suggesting it's better to leave these little shit bits in your ass? toilet paper is a fucking conspiracy. i always shower after i take a shit. i don't understand what makes people think that smearing shit around with a piece of paper makes you clean. if you were outside, tripped, and fell in some dogshit, and got it all over your arm, would you just wipe it off with a piece of paper? HELL NO! that shit requires soap and water! whats wrong with everyone? everyone in the world has a filthy asshole except for me.:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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