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Golf balls + baseball bat =

 

10 cops and lots of questions

 

 

"so you guys are here hitting golf balls eh?......"

"yes sir"

"wheres the golf clubs at.....?"

"oh we where using a baseball bat"

 

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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hahah thats an awesome thing to think about straight out of bed. Golf balls and basesball bats, yesterday I woke up an played tennis, how civil of me.

 

Im imagining you hiting golf balls into neighborhoods or buildings with a bat which is allowing you to cream the ball a mile, and this was intensely fun and hilarious with the boys last night after some brews no??

 

fyi-its going to be 60F today:)

 

*edit make that 60-65F today

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if you were at the drving range, BFD... if you were drunk in the middle of the neighborhood or some shit, then we have a problem.

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Guest j

I used to do this stuff back in middle school. Hit them in my back yard.. good times.

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ive always enojyed a nice game of fruit golf

all you need is some semi-rotting fruit and a golf club

driver preferred

as well as oranges

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if yall were black or a minority, youd not only get arrested on the spot, but also face harsh repruciossions from your peers for doing such childish shit.

 

 

 

fagots

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Originally posted by j

I used to do this stuff back in middle school. Hit them in my back yard.. good times.

 

same here...those were GREAT times

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i hit a golf ball with one of those complimentary baseball bats the give you for being the first 500 in the stadium, you know the small wooden bats about 3 times as small as regular bats. anyways i hit a golf ball in my back yard and almost ook off my neighbors head while she was mowing her lawn. i felt bad. but it was funny.

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Originally posted by ounceaddict

if yall were black or a minority, youd not only get arrested on the spot, but also face harsh repruciossions from your peers for doing such childish shit.

 

 

 

fagots

 

You know when you don't know what your talking about especially over the internet to people you don't know you really sound like the fab 5.......

Turkey. =)

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Originally posted by ounceaddict

if yall were black or a minority, youd not only get arrested on the spot, but also face harsh repruciossions from your peers for doing such childish shit.

 

fagots

 

oh yes, because all people who arent white

act in the upmost civilized manner at all times

and would never do anything remotely childish in the name of having fun

 

step off your soap box man

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Originally posted by AREANKAY

 

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

people use the rolleyes icon out of context so much these days.

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Originally posted by When

ive always enojyed a nice game of fruit golf

all you need is some semi-rotting fruit and a golf club

driver preferred

as well as oranges

 

Toad golf is also a fun filled activity for the whole family.

 

When I first started drinking heavily around 15, we'd infiltrate resort hotel golf courses after midnight, steal booze from the bar stands scattered through the course, and had ourselves a grand old time sending toads to spectacular flying deaths. The place was overrun with thousands of toads that were ruining the place at night and somehow avoided all sorts of animal control... so there was lots of fun to be had.

 

Punt-kicking toads was also a favorite option when golf clubs were not available.

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toad and lizard golf.. classics!!

 

i was going to comment on just hitting people with clubs but El Mamerro came through with the tight childhood throwback

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Originally posted by When

step off your soap box man

 

And when trying to slam someone about being childish, dont use words like faggot...

 

PS: Spell faggot correctly you dolt.

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Guest j
Originally posted by El Mamerro

Punt-kicking toads

 

hahaha, i did this too... even better!

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Re: Re: Golf balls + baseball bat =

 

Originally posted by fatbastard

people use the rolleyes icon out of context so much these days.

 

No shit, its like they're using it to point to the above text. I still always read it as, "Wow, I just wrote that but it was so fucking stupid and I know it that I'm going to roll my eyes at it."

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