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so far a few people have told me he has been captured and is being held in pakistan just wondering if this is true or just rumors

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i guy i work with said he saw it on the news my aunt works at the police station and she said it to...i live in a world of make believe

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that's bush's ace up his sleeve, come november, bush will be like BAM! look what a nigguh caught!

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That's just a rumor. The rumor originally came from the Iranian Republic News Agency in Iran, and they reported that bin Laden was captured in Pakistan a long time ago and that Bush is just holding him so he can show his capture at the right moment for the presidential elections.

 

The fact is, he's still hiding but the Americans and Pakistanis are stepping up the search and are narrowing it down to his whereabouts. Supposedly starting this spring they're supposed to launch a major offensive to track down Osama bin Laden and other al-Qaeda leaders, along with Mullah Omar and other Taliban leaders.

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i was at the philly tattoo convention and i saw a t-shirt some guy was wearing it said "WE GOT HIM!" then had a picture of osama bin laden under it.

 

t-shirts never lie

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index....nstanceid=59377

 

MURDEROUS terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden is living with Eskimos somewhere in Alaska and has taken an Eskimo bride to help conceal his identity, a top secret CIA memo warns.

 

The stunning report is based on an unusual flurry of Al Qaida "chatter" that, while failing to pinpoint Bin Laden's location, repeatedly refers to Eskimos, Alaska, sled dogs, snow, Osama's "quiet new life" and a mysterious woman identified only as "Falana, the bride."

 

Intelligence sources confirm the existence of an audiotape in which a known Al Qaida operative states point blank, "Osama, that sandaled son of the desert, is now a son of the snow."

 

The Saudi national goes on to taunt the CIA, saying, "Osama will never be captured because he spends all his time on the move, mushing his huskies, ice fishing and rubbing noses with his new bride.

 

"That noble titan of the tundra, that sheikh of the sheet ice, he doesn't want to be a terrorist no more," the voice on the tape continues in heavily accented and, at times, bad or broken English.

 

"He wants to spend the rest of his days in a cozy igloo with his beloved."

 

The possibility that the audiotape and chatter have been orchestrated by Al Qaida to throw the CIA off Bin Laden's trail is possible but unlikely, says an FBI source familiar with the development.

 

"Bin Laden is a creature of habit known for following strict patterns," explains the insider.

 

"He likes to use particular kinds of bombs. He likes to strike targets at specific intervals. And he likes to make moves that are completely unexpected or even seemingly irrational.

 

"With the United States spending millions to track him down in the Middle East, it stands to reason that he might show up not just at our back door, but actually inside our house.

 

"Why not hide in Alaska? That's the last place we'd look. And if he really does want to quit the terror game and start a new life, there's no better place to get away from prying eyes and do it."

 

According to sources who have heard the tape, Bin Laden shaved his beard, lightened his skin and used fake papers to jet from Lahore, Pakistan, to Juneau, Alaska, in the guise of an American evangelist last May.

 

Once in the U.S., says the tape, Bin Laden "followed the North Star to find Falana and her clan."

 

And when he finally hooked up with them, the tape continues, "it was as if the great sheikh, the holy war honcho, had come home."

 

The tape says Bin Laden quickly acclimated himself to Eskimo life -- even to the point of mushing a sled, fishing for food through a hole in the ice, sleeping in an igloo and hunting seals and polar bear with a spear.

 

The tape goes on to say he traded in his turban and sandals for a fur hat and heavy boots.

 

On a more personal level, it speaks of "cozy nights of love and affection that the enlightened one shares with his shy and obedient wife."

 

It also hints that "having lots of strong male children" might be part of the happy couple's future "in the great north land so far removed from the great prince's camels and date palms."

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good for him. hes trying to come clean. TA meetings now take place in alaska. terrorist annonymous meetings. come one come all. binladen is a changed man yall

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he is in the subway tunnels of nyc.....i seen him down there once, i heard he was trying to cross-breed himself with rats, i duno about that one though

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