Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 So my mom got into town today and thats halfway decent.. shes buying me dinner and all that good stuff but heres the deal.. Shes down stairs drinkin 40s, listening to Dr. Dre, smokin cigaretes and I, yes I am the one who has to tell her to turn it down.... Mind you she is a criminal defense lawyer....... and white.. whats the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I would get down there with her. Sounds to me like your missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 you have to be kidding us yeah ? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 it depends... what dre album? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 i swear.. if i see a crew of people walk in and she is having a party at my house im going to go crazy.. This is like colege students come home from college and see all their old friends.. weird shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by iquit it depends... what dre album? chronic... the first one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Telo chronic... the first one.. i like your moms and it's no fad. i want to marry her and be your dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Telo Shes down stairs drinkin 40s, listening to Dr. Dre, smokin cigaretes and I, yes I am the one who has to tell her to turn it down.... Mind you she is a criminal defense lawyer....... and white.. whats the deal? BEST MUM EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Telo chronic... the first one.. oOh, shes a g. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 WHAT KIND OF 40oz? AND I JUST PICTURE HER DANCING WITH A CIG IN ONE HAND, 40 IN THE OTHER AND SINGING.. "BITCHES AINT SHIT" HAHHAHA TELO..THATS GOOD SHIT #200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 So heres the deal.. Shes in an outfit like she just got out of a winning trial and shes drinking milwaukees best.. (the bass is giving me a headache). So i go down there with my beer and im like "yo...... mom....whats goin on?".... She called me a hater and closed the door and turned up the music... I have a feeling she is going to sleep like 4 hours after i do.. shes funkin it up down there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 :lol: :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 ahhahaha... how old is she?? and shes calling you the hater>>bwhahahahahahahaahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 wtf!?!?! Obviously some crack dealer paid your mom off with product.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 sure its normal...grab a bag of weed go down and ask if she's down..chances are she is...in this case blaze blaze blaze it up. look at it as a bonding experiance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by villain wtf!?!?! Obviously some crack dealer paid your mom off with product.... naw man.. shes not a dope fiend.. shes got a monsterous house in florida and my thinking is that shes just happy to be back out of old folks land and into the ghetto.. shes just living.. i mean this isnt totally new but the 40s and Dre are quite new.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 http://www.goots.net/images/Noah/7-26-01/Cry%20Baby%202.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Telo She called me a hater and closed the door and turned up the music... HA HA HA! Fucking priceless dude, my mom is cool like that too. She's 57, smokes pot, listens to nirvana and radiohead, cooks me and my friends fat ass meals and still has time to rake in mad dough with her paintings. 12 OZ Super Mom Havin' Clique Unite Telo and Lens.....founding members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Re: Re: Is this normal? Originally posted by Mr. ABC BEST MUM EVER Fuckin' eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by LENS 12 OZ Super Mom Havin' Clique Unite Telo and Lens.....founding members :lol: :lol: yeahmanword.. wonk saggin... :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 in china, lots of moms give their little boys blowjobs as a little treat for being a good boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 back in high school, my best friends mom was like this. she would get loaded, come chill with us and smoke a bleez or whatever. but getting to my point: one night we were priming up at my friends house and his mom was chilling, making us drinks, you know, the cool mom status. Anyway, we go out and get retarded. When we come back to my friends house good ol' Mrs H. is making the moves on everyone but her son. I don't know what went down, but i'm sure that Mrs. H should've been called Mrs. Robinson come morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Well, if she bitches about you doing any of the things she is doing right now, there is a chance she is trying to be a 'parent' by 'showing you what you are like' or something of that nature. If not, you just have one down ass momma. Either way, you should grab your beer, go downstair to kick it with her and have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 I think im just going to chill up here and drink my 12pack of busch before i get "lit up with a gat" as she would put it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 You know your mom is going for the young uns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by iquit in china, lots of moms give their little boys blowjobs as a little treat for being a good boy. nuh uh :chicken: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I think we need some flicks. If its at all possible I wanna see whats going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 dude, sign that mum of yours up on 12oz already and get her a user name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 Well she came upstairs and was looking around and scoping out the scene.. she read the top left logo like it was nothing.. The writers forum.. i was like what? half of my friends dont know what the logo says.. anyways.. she called me a nancy chugged her 40 and went back downstairs so geting her a 12oz name is a different task on its own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by i11igul nuh uh :chicken: fo' real. wonk sknihc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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