Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I swear to god my nose must have dripped like dozens of gallons of clear/yellow/white sticky liquid today all comfortably bottled in 2 rolls of toilet paper....my nostrils are more sore than Sylvia Saints asshole. .class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 i was sick the last couple days too, so i feel your pain. you need some of them soft-ass kleenex tissues with the aloe and moisturiser and shit in it. those things are the dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 son... tell me about it. various new hues of snot ranging from amber to neon green are cascading out of my nose-piece. being sick blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 been sick a week .. today was my first day back at work and its sucking !!! my girl has been sick for two weeks ... well where did i get it ... oh yeah. head cold like what ?? no bronchitis like what .... maybe .... fuck i cant hear either my ears are as congested as the rest of my head. fuck being sick !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 SHOW ME YO PICTURES. GODDAMMIT. I wish I was Turbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I gotta quit smoking... I can blow tar out my nose on command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 thank god, a thread where i can bitch about being sick. i'm sick. i'm bitching about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by villain I gotta quit smoking... I can blow tar out my nose on command. wtf are you talking about? that could almost be classed as a super power. never ever let go of them marlboros. maybe even consider upgrading to cigars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 ^^he wants you to die sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Just woke up to a blizzard. Rode through it on my bike. Now my nose is running too. By the way, when a girl blows cum thorugh her nose it looks excactly like snot, isnt that weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fethasmcgraw Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 im sick too i feel like shit i stay home all day the power went out yesterday i have no cable and i am out of books/mags to read gripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Europe By the way, when a girl blows cum thorugh her nose it looks excactly like snot, isnt that weird? WHAT? There has to be a story behind this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 nothing worse than a snotty runny nose..... id rather be sick the way i am now from just getting outa hospital...eating jelly and icecream all week is the collest......i just cant wait for the weekend where i get fukt up on alchol from all the medication that im taking....cheep weekend for me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 My nose is always full of snot.. i suck it back through the nose into my mouth and just spit it out.. easiest way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I started feeling sick a couple of days ago....so what'd I do? I rode my bike out and partied like a mad man for fat tuesday. I felt a little worse yesterday morning...so what'd I do? I went out and drank a couple of bottles of wine with a lady friend. I woke up this morning feeling worse than the prior two days...so what am I going to do tonight? I've got a race team meeting...and one of my sponsors just happens to be a brewing company. So, yeah, you guessed it...I'm gonna drink my ass off tonight as well. I'm sure I'll wake up feeling shitty tomorrow...and everyone knows what I'm gonna do. yep...go out and hit the free wine tastings and get fucked up once again. damn near a solid week of drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 the porn star analogy just destroyed my crude-mind-image meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 HUDhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 who cares about your snot?:confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 How do you get a Kleenex to dance?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 ..give it a little boogie?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 fuck being sick. got a sore throat. fuck being sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by BROWNer ..give it a little boogie?? good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo WHAT? There has to be a story behind this... Well, if a girls gives a BJ and gags/chokes while she is swallowing, sperm will come out through her nose and look like snot... Dont ask me how I know this.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 o gawd thats nasty. But its like those people who can swallow a noodle and make it come out of their nose. or i heard when people laugh really hard while swallowing it can happen. Never to me though...never :scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 sometimes when my nose is running non-stop and i can't handle it anymore i shove TP up my nose like a plug, that always makes it stop. it looks funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Best thread title ever... What I like to do when I'm sick and have a runny nose is let the whole thing pool up for a few hours, then step into the shower. With careful exhalation technique, combined with assitance with your hands (if there is some elasticity to the booger and it's not completely watery, you can actually "grab" it with your fingers and slowly pull it out of your nose... which feels crazy cause you feel it moving from inside the depths of your head), you can have a giant snot stalactite several feet long coming out of your nose and nearly reaching the floor. Giggles everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Nice, mams. My woman learned this from her mom: while in the shower, take a glass of warm salt water, tilt your head back, and pour the water up your nose. You may cough a tad, but snot will come pouring out your nose, and your head will likely feel more clear. It helps a lot with sinus problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 aw yeesh. Pour water up my nose? ::shudder:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 CDub, it actually works quite well. It's especially good when you can't pop your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I should try that saltwater up my nose thing..but i'd probably end up puking everywhere.... I cough up at least a handful of shit everymorning i wake up, and i've had a stuffy/runny nose for months. :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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