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I swear to god my nose must have dripped like dozens of gallons of clear/yellow/white sticky liquid today all comfortably bottled in 2 rolls of toilet paper....my nostrils are more sore than Sylvia Saints asshole.

 

 

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i was sick the last couple days too, so i feel your pain.

 

 

 

you need some of them soft-ass kleenex tissues with the aloe and moisturiser and shit in it. those things are the dope

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Guest TEARZ

son... tell me about it. various new hues of snot ranging from amber to neon green are cascading out of my nose-piece.

being sick blows.

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been sick a week .. today was my first day back at work and its sucking !!!

 

my girl has been sick for two weeks ... well where did i get it ... oh yeah.

 

head cold like what ??

 

no bronchitis like what .... maybe .... fuck i cant hear either my ears are as congested as the rest of my head.

 

fuck being sick !!

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Originally posted by villain

I gotta quit smoking... I can blow tar out my nose on command.

 

wtf are you talking about? that could almost be classed as a super power. never ever let go of them marlboros. maybe even consider upgrading to cigars

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Guest imported_Europe

Just woke up to a blizzard. Rode through it on my bike. Now my nose is running too.

 

By the way, when a girl blows cum thorugh her nose it looks excactly like snot, isnt that weird?

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im sick too

i feel like shit

i stay home all day

the power went out yesterday

i have no cable

and i am out of books/mags to read

 

gripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripegripe

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Originally posted by Europe

By the way, when a girl blows cum thorugh her nose it looks excactly like snot, isnt that weird?

 

WHAT? There has to be a story behind this...

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nothing worse

 

than a snotty runny nose..... id rather be sick the way i am now from just getting outa hospital...eating jelly and icecream all week is the collest......i just cant wait for the weekend where i get fukt up on alchol from all the medication that im taking....cheep weekend for me!!

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Guest krie

My nose is always full of snot.. i suck it back through the nose into my mouth and just spit it out.. easiest way..

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I started feeling sick a couple of days ago....so what'd I do?

 

I rode my bike out and partied like a mad man for fat tuesday.

 

 

I felt a little worse yesterday morning...so what'd I do?

 

I went out and drank a couple of bottles of wine with a lady friend.

 

I woke up this morning feeling worse than the prior two days...so what am I going to do tonight?

 

I've got a race team meeting...and one of my sponsors just happens to be a brewing company. So, yeah, you guessed it...I'm gonna drink my ass off tonight as well.

 

I'm sure I'll wake up feeling shitty tomorrow...and everyone knows what I'm gonna do.

 

yep...go out and hit the free wine tastings and get fucked up once again. damn near a solid week of drinking.

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Guest BROWNer

the porn star analogy just destroyed my

crude-mind-image meter.

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Guest imported_Europe
Originally posted by effyoo

WHAT? There has to be a story behind this...

 

Well, if a girls gives a BJ and gags/chokes while she is swallowing, sperm will come out through her nose and look like snot... Dont ask me how I know this.:D

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o gawd thats nasty.

But its like those people who can swallow a noodle and make

it come out of their nose.

or i heard when people laugh really hard while swallowing it can happen.

Never to me though...never :scowl:

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sometimes when my nose is running non-stop and i can't handle it anymore i shove TP up my nose like a plug, that always makes it stop.

 

it looks funny tho

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