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why?? why?? why??

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Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

 

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

 

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

 

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

 

Which way does a compass point in space?

 

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

 

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

 

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

 

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

 

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

 

 

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

 

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

 

Why are Pringles curved?

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

 

so they can move, fly around, flex their superpowers easier...spandex makes you feel like u naked, but holds all the jiggling parts in place, ya heard?

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Originally posted by krie

why do people post such gay pictures like the one above ?

 

to be more makros like

but yet the thing is they could never even be close

 

or they think its funny to make us 56k'rs wait for a thread to load

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Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

why do 24 hour stores have locks on thier doors?

 

we called 7-11 up asking them [prank call] they said for power outages and riots :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m

why are we dying to live if were just living to die

 

why are we trying to see when there aint nothing in sight?

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Originally posted by Pfffffffffft

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Its in case of sudden obesity.

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

The same reason it tells u to take it out of the box before eating it, because people are stupid.

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Because Henry VIII had a square plate once.

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Cuz think about how dumb it would look.

Which way does a compass point in space?

East?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Fig leaves?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

Aerodynamics

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

probably

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Wasnt she a shepherd?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

:rolleyes:

 

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Probably 'Gentleman'

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Probably get back in the bottle

Why are Pringles curved?

Aerodynamics

Ya happy?!

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Originally posted by cømmunist

we called 7-11 up asking them [prank call] they said for power outages and riots :lol: :lol:

 

:lol: if there were riots no one would loot a 7 11 well, maybe for the slurpees, i'd be going to the big stores

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^

 

ask Mr. ABC what he'd loot during a riot.... unless hijacking slurpee machines is against his religion.

 

on another note, what colour does a smurf become if you choke him ?

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