Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why do 24 hour stores have locks on thier doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why do drive thru ATM machines have brail on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why are we dying to live if were just living to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Can a black person be a racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft Why do all superheroes wear spandex? so they can move, fly around, flex their superpowers easier...spandex makes you feel like u naked, but holds all the jiggling parts in place, ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 if you have a bean burrito for breakfast, would it be considered a breakfast burrito too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why does my girlfriend get mad when i jack off when shes in the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 why do people post such gay pictures like the one above ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by krie why do people post such gay pictures like the one above ? to be more makros like but yet the thing is they could never even be close or they think its funny to make us 56k'rs wait for a thread to load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE why do 24 hour stores have locks on thier doors? we called 7-11 up asking them [prank call] they said for power outages and riots :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrib139 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by ounceaddict Can a black person be a racist? theres always someone whos trying too hard, aint there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m why are we dying to live if were just living to die why are we trying to see when there aint nothing in sight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Its in case of sudden obesity. Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? The same reason it tells u to take it out of the box before eating it, because people are stupid. Why is a square meal served on round plates? Because Henry VIII had a square plate once. Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Cuz think about how dumb it would look. Which way does a compass point in space? East? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Fig leaves? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Aerodynamics If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? probably Why did Mary own a little lamb? Wasnt she a shepherd? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? :rolleyes: If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Probably 'Gentleman' If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Probably get back in the bottle Why are Pringles curved? Aerodynamics Ya happy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Originally posted by cømmunist we called 7-11 up asking them [prank call] they said for power outages and riots :lol: :lol: :lol: if there were riots no one would loot a 7 11 well, maybe for the slurpees, i'd be going to the big stores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 ^ ask Mr. ABC what he'd loot during a riot.... unless hijacking slurpee machines is against his religion. on another note, what colour does a smurf become if you choke him ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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