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i'm not entirely drunk...yet, but i felt like starting a thread (whoa, i rhymed! or did i?)

 

anyway, post yer drunk talk, talk smack, talk dirty to me you sons of bitches!

 

the bitch is in the house!

(but i'm really a nice person, i swear!)

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uh oh, you asked for it!

 

actually, read every single post i've ever made here. i bet 90% of them are under the influence.

 

so what's your drink of choice tonight?

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to be honest, i'm really not a drinker

 

but tonite i got all this leftover heineken...from uh new years?! yeah i know.

 

i'm acting brave all of a sudden...

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"lightbulb", she says....

 

hahaha i just imagine you doing the whole action along with that:

putting your hand above your head like you're holding a lightbulb and making a :surprise: face, all the while you're thinking "karaoke!!!!"

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Originally posted by slave_one

i'm not entirely drunk...yet, but i felt like starting a thread (whoa, i rhymed! or did i?)

 

anyway, post yer drunk talk, talk smack, talk dirty to me you sons of bitches!

 

the bitch is in the house!

(but i'm really a nice person, i swear!)

 

i gahd ssecx wwit h yiour muirther

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here's a topic discussion:

guys: when a lady is drunk (like someone you know or don't know), does that give you the right/permission to take advantage of them? what is your take? there are girls who want to be taken advantage of, and then there are some who don't know how to control themselves when they're drunk and make it look like they're asking for it, but really don't know what they're in for...

 

talk amongst yourselves.

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Originally posted by DETO

deto has a mental image of slave one's lesbian friend licking her cherry flavored pussy!:lick:

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Originally posted by DETO

now deto has an image of deto, slave one and her lesbian friend together..... :lick: :yum:

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take this survey...

 

hair-

 

eyes-

 

lips-

 

skin tone-

 

race-

 

tits-

 

waist-

 

ass-

 

legs-

 

what you rocking gear wise-

 

let the 12ozer's know what you working with...

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Originally posted by slave_one

bad boy perverted deto...

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:D :rolleyes: :lick: :yum: :king:

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Originally posted by ragsoe505

take this survey...

 

hair- dark brown, letting it grow kinda long for the first time in my life.

 

eyes- sexxxy brown

 

lips- i am a hell of a kisser...good at other things down in the dirty dirty! (homoblock on!)

 

skin tone- bronze....

 

race- hispanic

 

tits- sorry, no tit-tayyys!

 

waist- ummmm.....

 

ass- it'll make your eyes water!

 

legs- muscular, tan, long (deto is 6'1'')

 

what you rocking gear wise- black jordan shorts and that is it...

 

let the 12ozer's know what you working with...

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:D

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Originally posted by DETO

:D

 

lucky you called homoblock, the word shorts in pink alone is grounds for exile to undertones, hahahahaaa

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Originally posted by slave_one

here's a topic discussion:

guys: when a lady is drunk (like someone you know or don't know), does that give you the right/permission to take advantage of them? what is your take? there are girls who want to be taken advantage of, and then there are some who don't know how to control themselves when they're drunk and make it look like they're asking for it, but really don't know what they're in for...

 

I don't understand women when they are sober, let alone wasted.....

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the funniest thing a drunk girl ever said to me was " but i'm only twelve. for some reason i just laughed and laughed...

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