Poop Man Bob Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Bump for good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Hahaha, holy shit. Since that last post I'va had my eye licked once more by the same girl. She's loosing her hotness though, so I won't let her do it again any more. Ugly bitches don't get to lick no balls of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Hahahahahahaha, I bet you just busted a horrifying monster fart right now and were reminded of the event... thus prompting a bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Well, yeah .. last night, though. I had he super gassy farts again thanks to a monster burrito I had for a late dinner. Same ol' ccchhhhhhh sound, but the smell was only .4 of the shower incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 i thought you were going to end up talking about .......deep throating. DAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 everyday, this board gets better, two days ago, milton tells me the fish taco story, yesterday, i announce my departure, today, i read this story, what next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 hahah i luv it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Once upon a time, I was in bed with an old BF and well, he gave me the good old dutch oven. It was so fucking nasty, like rotten eggs!! I literally ran to the bathroom and puked. Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by amish son thats classic! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by amish son thats classic! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 just promise you'll never letter on 12 oz... that'll be the end of 12oz George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 once while drunk i gave my ex tyhe arabian goggles...took flicks...good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Arabian googles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED once while drunk i gave my ex tyhe arabian goggles...took flicks...good times... You are hereby bound to post these flicks at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro Hahahaha, she says there wasn't a specific taste, but that it was somewhat salty and that it felt like tonguing a ball of Jell-O. Soooo wrong. EWWwwwwww...... Where do people come up with this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 damn PMB you get all kinds of high fives from me.I have been trying to give my lady a simple dutch oven for over a year now.She always knows and hi tales it out of the room.If i made her puke with a fart i am sure some sort of revenge would be taken out on me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 that is soooo dope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 Bump. I'm eating the exact same kind of pizza - brand, flavor, all of it. Plus I'm putting hot sauce on it. AND, I already had bad gas before consumption. But I'm alone tonight, so I'll have to commit fart suicide later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Haha,great story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Everytime you blow ass millions of tiny poop particles are released into the atmosphere. When its done in a humid enclosed area its extra nice. They probably settled on her skin and dried onto her. Millions of your tiny poop particles all over your lady. Thats some romantic shit. Serenade her with flatulance smooth player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 Originally posted by postmodernism@Mar 1 2005, 09:18 PM what does it mean when the poop floats in the toilet? I drop sinkers but tonight i plopped a freighter and it dont make no sence. Quoted post Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 My ass has some unusually high gas content tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Man, I was hanging out with a friend this past weekend, and I asked him some question which required a yes or no answer, and he just lifted up his leg and answered with a fart, which sounded like "uh huh", or "uh oh"...oh man, it was just disgusting but I couldn't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 farts are the funniest thing ever hahahahaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 hahahahaha. fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 hell yeah farts kick ass Ill be in a public restroom and somebody will be having their way with the porcelin and i just bust out laughing. Or the commercials on tv where the guy has the fart machine. I roll on the ground from that shit I want a fart machine. I would blow my own cover immediatly because you cant laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 wow poop man that was a fascinating link i actually read in its entirety. Quite a relief after reading a bunch of shit for school that i really dont care about at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I showed my lady what a dutch oven was, now we war in the sac all night long.I liked it better when she wasn't in on the joke...........i'm lossing bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 " This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt" BUTT hhaahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 girls farts have smell the worst, its like that mad mixture of baby shit mixed with perfume............. then they try and blame it on you..... Anyones girl ever done that shit whilst you were going down on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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