Poop Man Bob Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 The woman and I were in the shower getting clean. I had eaten a hamburger Totino's pizza about an hour earlier, and the inevitable gas was settling in. I, of course, farted. But this wasn't your normal, noisy, cheek-rattling-type fart. This was one of those farts that sounds like "chhhhhh" - nothing but pure, unadulterated gas. Needless to say, it stunk. I laughed, she grimaced, and I got out of the shower a few minutes later so she could shave her legs. After about thirty seconds I could feel another fumer brewing, so I opened up the shower curtain on one end, stuck my ass in, expelled, and promptly shut the curtain. I immediately knew that this one was worse, as it had about double the volume of the first. It didn't take more than a few seconds for me to smell what I had done - and recall that I'm standing outside of the shower. It was fucking putrid. You know how people don't mind smelling their own farts, but others' always stink? Fuck that - this smelled like shit. "DAMMIT!" She wasn't happy, but I certainly was. I began cracking up and walked into my bedroom. A few moments later, I hear her half coughing-half gagging. I walk back into the bathroom and, between laughs, ask her if she's about to throw up. She doesn't really answer, so I go back into my room. Then I heard it: the distinctive sound of vomitting. My eyes widened and a grin spread across my face. Could it be? Did a fart really make her puke? Hell fucking yes! I screamed out, "DID YOU JUST PUKE?!?" A pissed off reply of "YES" gave me the good news. I doubled over in laughter and made my way back into the bathroom to 1) see if she's ok, and 2) revel in my victory. She was a tad pissed off, and my inability to apologize without laughing the whole time didn't help. She did get over it though and does realize that a truly awesome event occurred. Hell, she even asked if I had made a thread on 12oz about it yet, thus spurring me to do so. I should attach a caveat to this story, however: she's a puker. Always has been. She used to puke due to nervousness before first dates with guys. She spent the entire night after I asked her to marry me in the bathroom spilling her guts to her dear friend Commode. Be that as it may, I still find it amazing that one of my farts could bring someone to the point of unintentional regurgitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 haaha! The heat from the shower probably intensified the effects as well. All those ass molecules floating on a cloud of steam must have made a concoction as thick as pea soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 :lol: i know when i fart in the shower it gets pretty bad, but man i feel for her :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 thats classic! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 man, sounds like your life is pretty good right now. congrads on the puker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Hahaha. Love is in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 :lol: PMB bringing the FUNK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 OH MY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Now THIS is what you call a thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob She spent the entire night after I asked her to marry me in the bathroom spilling her guts to her dear friend Commode. . awwww, somehow i find this sweet. the rest of the story? my man would catch a fucking beating if i threw up from one of his fart pranks. but if he thought it was so funny, i dont think i could help from smiling...damn it! i hate boys! stench+half shaved legs+vomit splatter+wet and soapy+ wrestling and punching. the aftermath would be towels all over the floor of the house, open windows, another shower, band aids on my legs, and my man asking for a blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 ^^ HAHAHAHA! Awesome, rental. The rest of the story? Click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 if you know me, you know how important these types of things are to me. i almost cryed with laughter and emotion. people, it does not will not, nay, can not, get better then that. pmb, i salute thee, brethren of the brown cloth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Upon a second reading, this is my final analysis: True Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 You are the man PMB :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdreams Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 i just woke up my roommate from laughing so hard.that's classic...and also kinda really gross.oh well...good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob "chhhhhh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, a puker and a shitter... you're gonna have some crazy children, ejecting body fluids all over the place nonstop. It will rock. Shower farts are some of the most powerful substances known to man. Saddam Hussein is rumored to have ruthlessly used them on his own people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, a puker and a shitter... you're gonna have some crazy children, ejecting body fluids all over the place nonstop. It will rock. Shower farts are some of the most powerful substances known to man. Saddam Hussein is rumored to have ruthlessly used them on his own people. Hahaha, exactly my thoughts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 fucking awesome....I was laughing my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 hahaha great story! im also a "puker." ever since the 3 months of really bad serious morning sickness, my stomach can't handle anything gross anymore. i used to like rotten.com now i can hardly glance at the pictures. the mr. was telling me a story about how his co-worker went through some trials (sp) with death and it got really bloody and i literally gaged at the mental pictures. i gag when i change orions diapers and actually threw up from it a few days ago. i read that puking is mental.. something in your brain triggers it.. its more like a "weaker mind" then a "weak stomach" but anyway, you and the mrs. to be are = TRUE LOVE.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 best story i have ever read.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Congratulations! Originally posted by Poop Man Bob She spent the entire night after I asked her to marry me in the bathroom spilling her guts to her dear friend Commode. LOL – that’s funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Re: Re: So I made my woman vomit last night. Originally posted by rental awwww, somehow i find this sweet. the rest of the story? my man would catch a fucking beating if i threw up from one of his fart pranks. but if he thought it was so funny, i dont think i could help from smiling...damn it! i hate boys! stench+half shaved legs+vomit splatter+wet and soapy+ wrestling and punching. the aftermath would be towels all over the floor of the house, open windows, another shower, band aids on my legs, and my man asking for a blow job. haha, what if he farted while you're sucking it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 PMB, You should write a book of short stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 pure comedy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Re: Re: Re: So I made my woman vomit last night. Originally posted by ARCEL haha, what if he farted while you're sucking it ? dont even think about it, she'd fart while he would be eating her.....eeew! girls are more powerfull in that sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 hahaha thats great... and yes oddly enough very cute;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Oh man, Im really trying not to laugh. Back in the day, buddy of mine made his cat vomit, in his sleeping bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by DEE38 i gag when i change orions diapers and actually threw up from it a few days ago. your kid has a sweet nickname. what's his real name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob I should attach a caveat to this story, however: she's a puker. Always has been. She used to puke due to nervousness before first dates with guys. She spent the entire night after I asked her to marry me in the bathroom spilling her guts to her dear friend Commode. Be that as it may, I still find it amazing that one of my farts could bring someone to the point of unintentional regurgitation. ...Does no one else see the implications!? PMB'S ASS REEK HAD THE EFFECT OF NERVE GAS! Jesus... he's a horseman of the Apocalypse.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.