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so im gonna join a gym

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yeh friday im gonig to join a gym and go there for lunch break and what not,im kinda excited now i have something other to do then eat pizza, insted i can go pump iron, hahaha

 

who else does the gym thang.........

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yick the gym. no i dont have a gym pass or anything.

 

but i work in a loft and here in the loft building they have a workout room. so i workout there when i feel fat.

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

::hesitantly raises hand::

um, maybe not the gym thing...

but i'm going to start swimming classes in a week :)

i know ube is all about the gym...

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swimming is grrrreat excercise. i swam competitively for almost 10 years, and it's the best workout ever. if you're looking for cardio, weight loss, muscle toning, etc. i highly recommend it.

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Fuck a gym....for several reasons

 

1. You enter into a contract that is just like having a cell phone except you don't bench press your phone. You get fucked if you try to end your membership early dude.

 

2. Think off all the sweaty, unwashed, nasty skin condition havin' folks that have greased up those machines nice and good for you prior to your use of them. Do you think dude washed his hands after jerking off in the washroom and then lifting those dumbells you are now holding? Didn't think so.

 

3. Gyms are like clubs....people go there to show off their bodies, pick up on other members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're three dollar style.) and make other feel insecure about themselves. FUck, i don't need those politics.

 

 

WHat you should have done was invested in a nice set of weights, a curling bar and a weight bench andset that shit up in your room. Next would have come you going on the internet, selecting excercises to target the areas of your body you want to improve on and then apply your newly aqquired weights accordingly all the while saving yourself from exzema, semen stained starimasters, jock assholes and ridiculously high monthly gym fees.

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actually the place im gonig to there is no contract its just $44 a month

 

and i do have some weights at home but not alot i guess its just my inner BRO coming out that makes me wanna go there :cool:

 

but at 12 oklock there is actually like only 3 people in there and thats when im gonig and im betting 2 of thoose 3 are the trainers so... i miss the masses of meat heads that are tying to bend steel bars

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join a gym for a month and see if you like it, don't lay out a ton of cash for a year or more only to find that you dislike the environment. go at different times too, to see what works.

 

don't ever join one of those gyms that has a crazy contract and life time memberships and all of that jazz.

 

$325-400 is a decent range for a 1 YEAR membership.

 

DO NOT join a gym that isn't open yet but is having a promotional special.

 

do practice good gym etiquette, bring a clean towel to wipe down your shit when you are done. wear clean clothes, and use some de-odorent.

 

ignore the meat market aspects of the gym and just do your thing, bring some sort of personal audio device to help to avoid random time consuming convo from the "locals" (unless it is a hot female/male whatever your preference is)

 

put all your weights back when you are done

 

never fear asking for a spot, it's better than getting hurt. (i have a funny story about that)

 

don't be like me and join, then not go!

 

 

i hope that helps! and good luck!

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whatever you do do NOT join Bally's!!! they suck soooooooooooooooo much, i hate them with a passion!!! you will never be able to quit and none of the so called trainers are helpful or know jack shit about anything. the group workout is always packed and it's a big meat market. i'm trying to get out of my contract so i can join 24hr fitness.

i do enjoy working out though, makes me feel energized and clean. when i used to go running outdoor, that was the most fun.

good luck.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i thought about it...

 

Well with being jobless, brainless, and straight up addicted to 12 oz I kind of figured you had to have had a little time on your hands to "think about joining a gym"! But then you probably figured that there is no reason to get in shape since you never leave the house!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

arent you a ghey one... i mean funny one.

 

i bet money im more athletic than your bitch ass.

 

ill wreck you in any sport you name bitch.

 

tongue my balls, cuz youve already done a great job slobbin' tha knob.

 

:lol:

 

You're killing me dude. I'm always entertained by you. Is knob slobbing a sport even? How about lawn bowling? You wanna fuck with me on that one? In all seriousness dude......I'm at work and you should be too! Get a job junior! Not hating just telling da trooooof!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

**** ******

 

^^^^

DETO UNDERSTANDS...

 

:lol:

indeed he does! swonk oted.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

nigga im at work to.... online trying to sell Tshirts. :lol:

 

you want one... bitch? hhahaahhaha

 

and please believe kid, i aint a bird, BUT ILL SHIT ON YOU!

 

**** ******

 

^^^^

DETO UNDERSTANDS...

 

You ain't shitting on anyone......you're a tool!

Online trying to sell t-shirts? Hitting people on AIM randomly trying to sell your anal porn website with some shirts to boot?

Come on now kid........

 

SWONK SUINOREKCISA

 

BEOTCH!

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Originally posted by LENS

Fuck a gym....for several reasons

 

1. You enter into a contract that is just like having a cell phone except you don't bench press your phone. You get fucked if you try to end your membership early dude.

 

2. Think off all the sweaty, unwashed, nasty skin condition havin' folks that have greased up those machines nice and good for you prior to your use of them. Do you think dude washed his hands after jerking off in the washroom and then lifting those dumbells you are now holding? Didn't think so.

 

3. Gyms are like clubs....people go there to show off their bodies, pick up on other members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're three dollar style.) and make other feel insecure about themselves. FUck, i don't need those politics.

 

 

WHat you should have done was invested in a nice set of weights, a curling bar and a weight bench andset that shit up in your room. Next would have come you going on the internet, selecting excercises to target the areas of your body you want to improve on and then apply your newly aqquired weights accordingly all the while saving yourself from exzema, semen stained starimasters, jock assholes and ridiculously high monthly gym fees.

 

True, I hear that some gyms are full of jacked dudes and those type of women you see on Fear Factor (nice body, ugly brain/face), but not mine. It’s a nice, small one.

 

Entering a year contract or whatever might make you want to maximize it by going often, as I do.

 

Very rarely do I see people trying to pick others up, but small talk does take place from time to time. There is nothing wrong with meeting new people.

 

the_gooch is right, you should join first for a month to see how you like it, and definitely go at different times.

 

Just because someone is bigger than you doesn’t mean that they laugh at you when you’re pressing 200lbs less than them. It’s all good up in there because everyone feels good from exercising, plus you never know – you may be out lifting them in a couple of years!

 

Most people I know who have a home gym have a terrible time motivating themselves to use it. Plus if you go to a gym, you can isolate different muscles with different machines, and it’s a hell of a lot easier to get someone to spot you, show you new exercises, etc.

 

In conclusion, I’d recommend you disregard everything lens said and go ahead and do this. Good luck, b.

 

PS – as much as I doubt this idea of people transferring semen from their cock to their hands to the dumbbell, always wash your hands after you’re done.

 

Read gooch’s post, too.

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Tease........you got me! You're a clever dude. I used to talk to you on here a long time ago but..... damn dude......honestly........you need to get a life! I've got a younger brother who pisses away all of his spare time on the computer like you must. Always online. Straight loser. You can't have that much going for yourself outside of being a professional 12 oz whipping boy!

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nah its a regular gym

 

and i could really care less about some meat head laughing at me, id like to see them be a bike messenger for one east coast winter then maybe i would take into consideration them laughing at me

 

that the only reason i am doing this i went from pedal pushing all day to key stroking and left clicking all day

 

that and im sick of eating pizza everyday

 

:lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by Weapon X

 

Most people I know who have a home gym have a terrible time motivating themselves to use it.

 

 

this would be me!

 

 

i was doing so good for a few years, now i am a lazy shit!

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Yep. Go through excruciating pain, or watch an nba game while surfing 12 oz? It’s easy to make some sort of excuse not to work out.

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never give the gym your credit card number or anything so they can "automatically" deduct membership fees. i had to fight with this place because they charged me for six months at once and i couldn't afford it. it took two months to get my money back.

 

body weight exercises are just as good for you (if you're looking to get fit) and are free. just lay a towel down on the floor of your room.

 

/morning routine, not the group thing.

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oh i forgot the most important point

 

 

dude, you will be in some pain/discomfort for a few days after you work out, this is a good thing. work through it and it will eventually subside, untill you move up in the amount of weight you are able to handle, by that time the pain will actually feel good because you will know that you are getting results!

 

FEEL THE BURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

now if i can only motivate myself

 

ummmm this helps:

 

 

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