AREANKAY Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 yeh friday im gonig to join a gym and go there for lunch break and what not,im kinda excited now i have something other to do then eat pizza, insted i can go pump iron, hahaha who else does the gym thang......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 ::hesitantly raises hand:: um, maybe not the gym thing... but i'm going to start swimming classes in a week :) i know ube is all about the gym... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 yick the gym. no i dont have a gym pass or anything. but i work in a loft and here in the loft building they have a workout room. so i workout there when i feel fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist ::hesitantly raises hand:: um, maybe not the gym thing... but i'm going to start swimming classes in a week :) i know ube is all about the gym... ] swimming is grrrreat excercise. i swam competitively for almost 10 years, and it's the best workout ever. if you're looking for cardio, weight loss, muscle toning, etc. i highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Fuck a gym....for several reasons 1. You enter into a contract that is just like having a cell phone except you don't bench press your phone. You get fucked if you try to end your membership early dude. 2. Think off all the sweaty, unwashed, nasty skin condition havin' folks that have greased up those machines nice and good for you prior to your use of them. Do you think dude washed his hands after jerking off in the washroom and then lifting those dumbells you are now holding? Didn't think so. 3. Gyms are like clubs....people go there to show off their bodies, pick up on other members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're three dollar style.) and make other feel insecure about themselves. FUck, i don't need those politics. WHat you should have done was invested in a nice set of weights, a curling bar and a weight bench andset that shit up in your room. Next would have come you going on the internet, selecting excercises to target the areas of your body you want to improve on and then apply your newly aqquired weights accordingly all the while saving yourself from exzema, semen stained starimasters, jock assholes and ridiculously high monthly gym fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 actually the place im gonig to there is no contract its just $44 a month and i do have some weights at home but not alot i guess its just my inner BRO coming out that makes me wanna go there :cool: but at 12 oklock there is actually like only 3 people in there and thats when im gonig and im betting 2 of thoose 3 are the trainers so... i miss the masses of meat heads that are tying to bend steel bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 join a gym for a month and see if you like it, don't lay out a ton of cash for a year or more only to find that you dislike the environment. go at different times too, to see what works. don't ever join one of those gyms that has a crazy contract and life time memberships and all of that jazz. $325-400 is a decent range for a 1 YEAR membership. DO NOT join a gym that isn't open yet but is having a promotional special. do practice good gym etiquette, bring a clean towel to wipe down your shit when you are done. wear clean clothes, and use some de-odorent. ignore the meat market aspects of the gym and just do your thing, bring some sort of personal audio device to help to avoid random time consuming convo from the "locals" (unless it is a hot female/male whatever your preference is) put all your weights back when you are done never fear asking for a spot, it's better than getting hurt. (i have a funny story about that) don't be like me and join, then not go! i hope that helps! and good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 buy a benchpress.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 whatever you do do NOT join Bally's!!! they suck soooooooooooooooo much, i hate them with a passion!!! you will never be able to quit and none of the so called trainers are helpful or know jack shit about anything. the group workout is always packed and it's a big meat market. i'm trying to get out of my contract so i can join 24hr fitness. i do enjoy working out though, makes me feel energized and clean. when i used to go running outdoor, that was the most fun. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR i thought about it... Well with being jobless, brainless, and straight up addicted to 12 oz I kind of figured you had to have had a little time on your hands to "think about joining a gym"! But then you probably figured that there is no reason to get in shape since you never leave the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR arent you a ghey one... i mean funny one. i bet money im more athletic than your bitch ass. ill wreck you in any sport you name bitch. tongue my balls, cuz youve already done a great job slobbin' tha knob. :lol: You're killing me dude. I'm always entertained by you. Is knob slobbing a sport even? How about lawn bowling? You wanna fuck with me on that one? In all seriousness dude......I'm at work and you should be too! Get a job junior! Not hating just telling da trooooof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR **** ****** ^^^^ DETO UNDERSTANDS... :lol: indeed he does! swonk oted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR nigga im at work to.... online trying to sell Tshirts. :lol: you want one... bitch? hhahaahhaha and please believe kid, i aint a bird, BUT ILL SHIT ON YOU! **** ****** ^^^^ DETO UNDERSTANDS... You ain't shitting on anyone......you're a tool! Online trying to sell t-shirts? Hitting people on AIM randomly trying to sell your anal porn website with some shirts to boot? Come on now kid........ SWONK SUINOREKCISA BEOTCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 I AGREE WITH YOU ASICKERONIOUS. TEASE YOURE A LAAAMEASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Fuck a gym....for several reasons 1. You enter into a contract that is just like having a cell phone except you don't bench press your phone. You get fucked if you try to end your membership early dude. 2. Think off all the sweaty, unwashed, nasty skin condition havin' folks that have greased up those machines nice and good for you prior to your use of them. Do you think dude washed his hands after jerking off in the washroom and then lifting those dumbells you are now holding? Didn't think so. 3. Gyms are like clubs....people go there to show off their bodies, pick up on other members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're three dollar style.) and make other feel insecure about themselves. FUck, i don't need those politics. WHat you should have done was invested in a nice set of weights, a curling bar and a weight bench andset that shit up in your room. Next would have come you going on the internet, selecting excercises to target the areas of your body you want to improve on and then apply your newly aqquired weights accordingly all the while saving yourself from exzema, semen stained starimasters, jock assholes and ridiculously high monthly gym fees. True, I hear that some gyms are full of jacked dudes and those type of women you see on Fear Factor (nice body, ugly brain/face), but not mine. It’s a nice, small one. Entering a year contract or whatever might make you want to maximize it by going often, as I do. Very rarely do I see people trying to pick others up, but small talk does take place from time to time. There is nothing wrong with meeting new people. the_gooch is right, you should join first for a month to see how you like it, and definitely go at different times. Just because someone is bigger than you doesn’t mean that they laugh at you when you’re pressing 200lbs less than them. It’s all good up in there because everyone feels good from exercising, plus you never know – you may be out lifting them in a couple of years! Most people I know who have a home gym have a terrible time motivating themselves to use it. Plus if you go to a gym, you can isolate different muscles with different machines, and it’s a hell of a lot easier to get someone to spot you, show you new exercises, etc. In conclusion, I’d recommend you disregard everything lens said and go ahead and do this. Good luck, b. PS – as much as I doubt this idea of people transferring semen from their cock to their hands to the dumbbell, always wash your hands after you’re done. Read gooch’s post, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Tease........you got me! You're a clever dude. I used to talk to you on here a long time ago but..... damn dude......honestly........you need to get a life! I've got a younger brother who pisses away all of his spare time on the computer like you must. Always online. Straight loser. You can't have that much going for yourself outside of being a professional 12 oz whipping boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 oh yeah, is this a school gym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 nah its a regular gym and i could really care less about some meat head laughing at me, id like to see them be a bike messenger for one east coast winter then maybe i would take into consideration them laughing at me that the only reason i am doing this i went from pedal pushing all day to key stroking and left clicking all day that and im sick of eating pizza everyday :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Most people I know who have a home gym have a terrible time motivating themselves to use it. this would be me! i was doing so good for a few years, now i am a lazy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Yep. Go through excruciating pain, or watch an nba game while surfing 12 oz? It’s easy to make some sort of excuse not to work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 never give the gym your credit card number or anything so they can "automatically" deduct membership fees. i had to fight with this place because they charged me for six months at once and i couldn't afford it. it took two months to get my money back. body weight exercises are just as good for you (if you're looking to get fit) and are free. just lay a towel down on the floor of your room. /morning routine, not the group thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 oh i forgot the most important point dude, you will be in some pain/discomfort for a few days after you work out, this is a good thing. work through it and it will eventually subside, untill you move up in the amount of weight you are able to handle, by that time the pain will actually feel good because you will know that you are getting results! FEEL THE BURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!! now if i can only motivate myself ummmm this helps: http://www.4freescreensavers.net/models/fitness/Nikki%20Jackson/images/Nikki%20007_jpg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 excess food, cutting class, a week off of work, too much 12 oz, no exercise at all equals: i'm the fat kid that loves cake http://i.myspace.com/25/79/169752/4071325_l.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 haahhahahaaaa^^^^:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i do the gym thing. nothin is better than pumping iron then sitting in the sauna, feelin some cooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i'm allergic to exercise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i'm gonna start the gym thing i guess.. cuz im painfully out of shape from just not eating right lately.. and i saw my boy get in a fight and couldnt properly back him up.. but i noticed... a lot of high school kids, particularly jocks at the high school most of my friends go to, fight like pussies. if these kids the other weekend put some heart into it, they couldve stomped us. anyway im about to do that shit... get some muscles, not feel like crap as much when i have to run, etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 44 bucks is a lot for a gym, i pay 13 bucks a month for the YMCA gym, its big, machines/weights arent all busy and shit cause its packed with people, its nice, not too many people go. and its not full of jacked people who go there to show off bodies, we go there and use there mats and heavy bags for our muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu/no gi training, so i guess its all good, fuck a $44 a month gym, join a local small gym if yuo can find one, itll be much cheaper, and im sure its a better atmosphere. and if yuo wanna get alot done with one exercise, pick one, and do some density training, youll definitly see results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 damn i need to start going to a gym again too...back in the day when i lifted weights i was benchin 200lbs max, and 180 for press....im only 5'3" 150lbs so i mean i gotta have that strength and speed advantage over anybody that tries to fuck with me cuz its a given they got the height and weight on thier side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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