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attn: Beardo & other Tortoise fans

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

Who would win in a fight, a tortoise or a rabbit?

 

tortoises are pussies. they hide in their shells. rabbits would totally wreck em

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but tortoises have gots da best defenses. dey could just lay back, stone-cold lampin up in they shells and whatnot, and when the rabbit wear hisself out, BLAM! rabbit stew.

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

but tortoises have gots da best defenses. dey could just lay back, stone-cold lampin up in they shells and whatnot, and when the rabbit wear hisself out, BLAM! rabbit stew.

 

i thought about that, but then i thought that tortoises are such lazy fuckers that they's prolly just fall asleep and shit and by the time they wake up to make said rabbit stew the rabbit would have gathered himself together and be ready to kick some more ass

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