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Richard Paley is corrupting young minds


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1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

 

no, he really is a monkey.

 

edit: i read more, i really hope this is a joke.

 

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

 

 

this man needs to go in front of a firing squad

 

 

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