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Milton

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As most of my friends and many an ex girlfriend can attest to, I'm what you might call a gambling addict. In fact you would probably call me just that. I've moved on from blackjack which I learned never really pays that well, to poker which I'm much more fond of and actually win money at.

So if you're like me, and you're a gambling addict, let us know what your game is, how you're doing and a bad beat story if you have one. Thank you.

 

On a related note I took this homo with a tongue ring for close to 100 dollars tonight... Yeee Haw...

 

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The best run of gambling i ever had was when my gf and I dabbled in some (blank) and went to a casino in Tahoe. We were so freakin' focused and on point with the rouletter wheel we turned $10 into $120. Then we hit up a slot machine and won $200 in quarters.

 

I never bring my atm card with me to a casino...it's all about bringing a set amount of cash with you.

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I'm quite the poker fanatic. I'm running home games at least twice a week and scraping fools for there money most of the time. Casino is 40 minutes away and I've got a nice bankroll going right now. ha11a.

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ill be heading out to vegas again in april sometime

 

i love me some video poker

 

table games are cool

but it has to be with the right group of people

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i completely cleaned my friends out of something like $15 each in change....then i gave all the money back cause i felt guilty taking money from my friends.

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I always have no limit tournaments in my house for enough money to buy everyone dinner, that way everyone puts in like 10 bucks and then whoever wins takes everybody out... Works well. I almost never lose... I hate the casino fucks, a dude I saw lost thirty bucks and showed his hand having an ace high and nothing.. fucking idiots

 

Why do everybdoy hate my threads?

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i've been into the casino in melbourne to gamble once. walked in with 10 bucks to play with and once that was gone i left.

 

what an enjoyable 15 minutes.

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So here i am straight fuckin my life up, lies, bluffs and tricks with no spare ace up my sleeve. When is the time for honesty in a poker game? when everything stop translates into win-win, win-lose, lose-win then lose-lose seems like the only just outcome. Its how fuckin life deals with everygangsters 'last job' either its a roberry or cashing out your hard earned money, the house always wins and we always want more, more of whats uncertain. more of whats risky, more fear and exhitement. Less habit, less ease, less attachment. The propatoric lie that there was heaven once, that everything we do shall take us back or deep down in the boiling crates of hell. Can she ever do anything to justify my crazy desire to play it all for all, if she threatens my whole universe then why the fuck am i so excited about her?

I'll regret this thread tommorow, heres a flick for your amusement

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Glad you people like the flick, my handstyles are better than my writings maybe. I'm in love with the wrong girl maybe...tesser collapse countdown: triggered

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he's talking about..

 

 

girl?

the game of love?

being a thug?

being faithful?

gambling his money away and then having to look his girl in the eye and lie?

tess's well known beanie baby addiction..

 

 

??? i dont know but i say shit will turn out well in the end no?

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I'm talking about a girl, my life, the lack to make a decision and the decay that comes from that. The way women change our heads, the way we dudes feel the need to act and the feeling of placing your head on the guilotine

 

 

in the meanwhile:

 

1 definition of beanie baby.

 

 

a half-white, half-mexican baby

 

Damn, did you hear? Jane and Julio having a beanie baby!

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fuck wings, finishing the 4th glass of whiskey as i type, rocketeer status: achieved

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Originally posted by Tesseract

fuck wings, finishing the 4th glass of whiskey as i type, rocketeer status: achieved

 

awesome.

 

 

 

and hey, look at the bright side, at least you're not VV ButtMunch VV

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life's full of ups and downs, its how you handle them that matters.

 

keep ya head up man.

 

i think i got a lot of life figured out, although im not doing exactly what i need to be doing, i'm getting the rules of the games down pact, now i just need to properly apply them.

 

/about to take over.

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