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26SidedCube

So it's come down to this, huh?

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So I just got back from getting some tastey

Subway (BMT, lettuce tomato, light onion, oil

and vinegar for those who are interested) to

sit down and enjoy my meal. Browsing 12oz

as the TV plays on in the background and what

do I hear?

 

TONITE! On the Great American Celebrity

Spelling Bee!

 

Am I alone in finding this a little... odd?

I'm watching Brett Butler spell Caribbean

on national prime-time television. I'm really

at a loss for words here. Flabbergasted, even.

 

Anyone care to comment on this? Anyone

watching this? Did I miss the apocalypse?

Are there half-bastard, ass-less chap wearing

halflings taking turns driving broken glass into

my intestines? Am I in some sort of Matrix-fad

reality? Someone please bring me back down

to Earth.. I feel like I'm about to bump heads

with the cast of Event Horizon.

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it's as if all the joke shows the simpsons used to say were being shown on fox are becoming real.

 

just turn off the tv.

 

subway rules. footlong veggie on wheat, no pickles.

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my personal favorite from subway: half long on white, pastrami, no peppers.

 

yeah, i could take the footlong and a soda and a bag of chips when i was ten. i seriously think my stomach is smaller ten years later.

 

 

and 26, have you even dared to watch the surreal life? its all about really stupid reality shows.

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Originally posted by rental

my personal favorite from subway: half long on white, pastrami, no peppers.

 

yeah, i could take the footlong and a soda and a bag of chips when i was ten. i seriously think my stomach is smaller ten years later.

 

 

and 26, have you even dared to watch the surreal life? its all about really stupid reality shows.

 

The best thing about Subway is that at every

franchise I seem to go into I make some sort

of instant connection with the employees. About

two years ago I ate it for free everyday from

having friends that worked up there, now here

I am 900 miles away and I'm already getting

a hook-up with this cute little, sorta chubby,

Indian chick. I don't know what it is... but

something about me screams 'give me bread

and assorted deli products'. Some kind of

charisma, huh?

 

Anyway.. I just finished watching this shit

and they had this 13 year old middle eastern

kid out-spelling half the celebrities for a good

5 or 10 minutes... like Dow said, I think satire

is slowly becomming reality.

 

Yuck: FOX... it's still on.

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Another note:

 

They've got a Brittish guy saying all the words

and it seems to be throwing everyone off. You

can tell the locals are getting pissed. They need

to have that guy who played Agent Smith doing

shit like this. That guy's got a See'N Say for a

voice box.

 

 

Back to spelling bees.

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