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patrickjilbert

read how i got shut down today

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SkeletorSquad: hey, why dont you come over here and make out with me. my dad is gone.

her: heheeheh

her: i haven't done a random hookup in a whiel and i don't plan on it any time too sonn

SkeletorSquad: but the thing is... it's not random

SkeletorSquad: come on , give patrick keeses

her: ummmm,

SkeletorSquad: FINE, NEVERMIND

her: geez

her: fiesty are we

SkeletorSquad: yeah, this is going to make it really awkward next time i see you.....

her: no it own;t

her: i get this all the time

SkeletorSquad: still

her: except its usually sex more than keeses!

SkeletorSquad: well i'm not going to hit on you anymore

her: blah!

SkeletorSquad: huh?

her: well if you say so, i relaly don;t mind

SkeletorSquad: whatchu talkin bout willis?

her: i donlt mind being hit on

SkeletorSquad: so, how was school today?

her: hahah

her: pssh retareded as a miugg

her: but anyways pat, i think of you only as a relly great freind

her: but being freinds doe shave soem benifts

her: i guess

her: i know taht sounds pathetic

SkeletorSquad: yeah.. good way to shut me down

SkeletorSquad: haha

her: but im intereste din somebody else at teh momnent, even tho its not goign anywhere

SkeletorSquad: okay

her: and i was actaully thinking of cuddling with ou during movie night, becuase i love to cuddle with my freinds, but i didn't wnat you to start likign me a bunch becuase i would have to deny you the chance

SkeletorSquad: this is honestly one of the most halarious conversations i have ever had in my entire life

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that was one of the most hilarious conversations you've heard in your entire life?!...you need to get out more....

not even gonna bring up the spelling thing.

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Originally posted by smeoo:

that was one of the most hilarious conversations you've heard in your entire life?!...you need to get out more....

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shes kinda hinting that she wants to fuck anyway. all you have to do is invite her over with out saying you guys are going to do anything sexual .just. watch a movie or some shit. she already knows you want her. what will it matter if you try to make the moves while in person?

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Hey man you gotta take control of the situation. Don't be nervous. And don't ask her to hook up. Just do it. she probably already knew the deal if you were giving her any kind of signals. Even better yet. As the movie starts just whip out you dick and say all suave and smoove "So whats up?" Then make some babies. And name them after me...

 

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[This message has been edited by Pistol (edited 09-11-2001).]

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man she sucks a typing get her HUKD AWN FONIKS..... but if you want to just get in her panties talk to her for awhile and just let her know your feelings are getting stronger.... cheap poetry works good too

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you think that is bad i was hooking up with this chick for 6 months she was a virgin so you know the deal. i was tryin to get down ..found out i was fuckin some other chick but still talked to me everyonce ina while . told me to call her all the time hadnt called. the other day i see her as im gettin outta the car she says hi and keeps on walkin. i was about to fall over.. now thats a diss

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