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valantines messages.....

 

i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help.

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roses are red

violets are blue

i wanna fuck dowmagics girl

and haver her buy me some shoes

 

 

 

how's that?

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not mine:

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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"love is like a box of chocolates, and thats how i became vanerially downsized. do you have insurance??"-quoted from magic johnson said to his wife

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well...i gave my lady friend a small lion and a candle (as well as various other things, but the lion and the candle are what are important for this thread) anyway, i wrote a little note that reads:

may the lion be your protection when i am not around, may the candle be your reflection when you need some time alone.

i love you dearly,

casek

 

p.s.- ever tried bukake?

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"yo gurl..im sayin.. i just want to get in yo draws and listen to some marvin gaye.. a little anita.. so i can start this party off right."

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hey, it's valentine's day!

let's get loaded and hump like rabbits, because the advertising industry wants us to!

 

ps: i love you...

pps: in heels.

 

 

how's that?

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

hey, it's valentine's day!

let's get loaded and hump like rabbits, because the advertising industry wants us to!

 

ps: i love you...

pps: in heels.

 

 

how's that?

 

 

CLASSIC i love it;D

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on the valentine gift tip

 

for some reason i think these are hilarious. if

there was time before valentines day, i would

encourage each and every boy on here to buy

these for a lady that they might see in it. maybe

its just because i know i would laugh at myself

anytime i thought of the fact that i was wearing

ewok underwear.

 

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These thongs are made for strutting! Perfect for any type of low rise pants, these panties are made to fit low. Combed cotton baby rib with an exclusive high end woven trim makes these panties look and feel like no other.

 

100% combed cotton baby rib

Double-needle hemmed trim

Super soft high end woven elastic trim

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Re: valantines messages.....

 

Originally posted by DrUnk MoNKeY

i need some help wrighting a valatines message to me lady freind and i thought u guys could help. any kinda romantic poetry would be alot of help.

 

your spelling is just fucking atrocious.(sp?)

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Originally posted by casekonly

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ambebb after two lon g lisands, shot f tequila, bookdiidy nny ney.....wwee coulda saved hom....ER ststraamniend!!!!omng!what!!!!!HO'WTHIS GET INOT MY BLOODSREEAM!!!AMBIEN

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