mr.yuck Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 So i was having a chat with yours truely 26 sided cube about how i met a real estate agent with fake tits who is in her 40's and my bosses mom who sells cars and looks like stiflers mom. I want to fuck both of them and have been noticing lately how attractive I find older women. 26 agreed with me whole heartedly on this topic and apparently I have been sleeping on this and have some catching up to do. By the way this isnt a thread about hot soccer moms. This is about successful business women with fake tits that are in their 40's. He told me I should hang around retirement homes with blueblockers and let my hands wander. What a perve. So what do ya'll think about older women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I'm getting firsts on this before sleep... you know where I stand. BRING ON THE REAL ESTATE AGENTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i'm just always skeptical about the quality of the vaj on older women. if she's down to take it in the tush then i say its a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i'm all about yummy mummys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 hey, dickhead, do 32 year ols lawyers qualify? If so, i'll vote yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 older women usually have big bread and wont mind breaking you off with some of that 401k fetti in exchange for mild adventure and magic stick.. also they can be that experience you need to set your game apart from the rest of your peers.. When chicks your age find out you've been layin it down with an older woman, they tend to flock at your doorstep out of curiousity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR older women are dope as fuck in my book. i pretty much dont respect them at all, hahahahaha, let me explain. any older woman that would fuck with me right now and is like 40, is obviously a loser or somethings wrong with her. (for her to be single or whatever, unless divorced or widowed or some shit) but whatever. however, thats part of the draw to older women. they are older, more experienced, freakier, and want sex just as much as we want to give it to them. and they dont play many games compared to young stupid hoes. older women get the thumbs up in my book. single women that are 40 arent losers. 40 year old women that stay with an asshole husbands because they're afraid to be alone are losers. 3 cheers for single older women that are down to fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 Yeah i suppose a 32 year old lawyer would be okay. But Im talkin about in general. This real estate agent i met works crazy shit like 19 hour days and what not. I suppose that is the reason why she doesnt have anyone and no kids. But thats not all bad. Its gonna be hard to find time to stick it in her pooper though. and with that its time for sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 hang out at grocery stores and act incapable of feeding yourself. that should lure in a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by blame hang out at grocery stores and act incapable of feeding yourself. that should lure in a few. i dont understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I had sex with a 30 year old with small tits who looked like she was 20. But she WAS a successful businesswoman...... But 30 isn't really "older" :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 you still win in the long run, Dr Dazzle. you still win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 older woman are cool make good money for the most part established in life appreciate shit a lot more than the young ones blah blah blah but for some reason im just not feeling them ill take a nice 18 19 year old girl and all the problems that go along with them over some old crusty used up biotch.....just my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo you still win in the long run, Dr Dazzle. you still win. Amen to that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by iquit i dont understand. meaning, that in the frozen food isle, you act like you have no idea whats going on and require and older woman to show you whats what. go from there :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I never slept with anyone older than me, hahaha. Young is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Europe I never slept with anyone older than me your loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Nope, their loss.:D Everyone has their fancy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by blame meaning, that in the frozen food isle, you act like you have no idea whats going on and require and older woman to show you whats what. go from there :wink: ummm... she doesnt want to be your mommy, she wants a fresh piece of young man meat that can keep it up for a few hours and make her feel like a woman. good luck in the frozen food aisle tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 29 is my oldest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suap Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i would hit a women at 45 max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by iquit ummm... she doesnt want to be your mommy, she wants a fresh piece of young man meat that can keep it up for a few hours and make her feel like a woman. good luck in the frozen food aisle tho. ive found this method to be most successful. i guess different methods work for different people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 trudat. i live in china so all i really have to do is whip out my tremundus american penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR any older woman that would fuck with me right now and is like 40, is obviously a loser or somethings wrong with her. (for her to be single or whatever, unless divorced or widowed or some shit) but whatever. older women get the thumbs up in my book. not true. most of the older women who aren't married and don't have kids are the ones that put their career and themselves first or have never had a problem getting men whenever they want. who has time for a husband and kids? aren't the player successful men the ones that are the last to settle down? better believe when i'm older i'll be looking for men younger than me to pamper and have as a most needed diversion.. ube - liberated sugar mamma from day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i cant wait till i turn 30....i hear the the sex drive will go skyhigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ^^yes! I was listening to that yesterday on the radio. My drive is already pretty extreme....i'm almost skerred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 The hottest woman I've ever dated was older than me. I have lots of love for the older, more sophisticated, intelligent, indepent (ly weathly) secure women. edit: which one of you youngin's wants to hook me up with your hottie mom? you know I'd make a cool step dad. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 fuck juliet, i want her mom instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist ^^yes! I was listening to that yesterday on the radio. My drive is already pretty extreme....i'm almost skerred! serious. i've already warned him. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 my first sexual experience was with an older woman so im all about the MILFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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