D!M$ uNo FDC Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Durty Dims I always use the Doritos Bag, cuz the chick likes the aftertaste better than a burning rubber 8==D~ ~ ~ ({}) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Jesus christ. Might as well have read "British teens forced to use circular saw blades dipped in glass shards as condoms". Nobody forced them to do that shit, just tell them to stop fucking girls with sores and green discharges and excercise enough control to pull out a few minutes early and have her finish it off. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_why_en_E Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Holy Shit I've never heard of anything like this before. Truly some sick shit I can't even imagine sticking my dick in a empty bag of chips in the first place nevertheless putting a rubberband around it and putting it in some girls twat. It's either condoms or oral till i get some condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasmoney Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 first off in jail you use a brand new sock not a plastic bag pringles would work better then chip bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Re: Holy Shit Originally posted by el_why_en_E It's either condoms or oral till i get some condoms. make sure she doesn't have herpes on the lip if this is the case! better to wait for the condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 they mean like sran wrap or plastic wrap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 crisp laced dong. hmm. fish and chips.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Al Green crisp laced dong. hmm. fish and chips.? sounds like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by seeking abc, condoms are free in the states at any health care clinic. granted, they are very sucky condoms, that have broken on me plenty of times, but condoms none the less. ok. i just try not to use them at all. get your girl on the pill and ride that shit bareback holmes. fucking with a condom is about as good as having a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by BIGBLUE that sounds like the prison sex toy the "SUzie" .. The clear cling wrap or sandwich bag , add a bit of baby oil and place it pon the heater.. While that is gettin nice and warm, cut a hole in your mattress . Now place the plastic into the whole so that it is fashioned into a puddytwat.. You do the rest . Originally posted by When why would you want molten hot melted plastic on your crank? guess i just dont see the pleasure factor of 3rd degree burns well it's not my personal experience but I don't think steam heat from a radiator would raise enough temp to melt a sadwich bag ,nor get the baby oil to a level of burning. but for guys that make grilled cheese sadwiches with a clothes iron and make liquor from fermenting fruits sitting in a trash bag in a window sil you gotta give em survivor points . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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