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Chip-bags as condoms?

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I read this a couple of days ago, poor young brits using alternative condoms, like chip-bags... :lol: Welcome to the ghetto...

 

Crisp packet 'condoms'

 

SKINT teenagers are being forced to use crisp packets as contraception because they cannot afford condoms, a sexual health expert said today.

 

Peter Greenhouse said many of the country's poorest youngsters admitted to improvising with contraceptives - such as cling film - for sex.

 

Mr Greenhouse - the UK's first sexual health consultant and founder of the first integrated clinic - warned there was a desperate need for improved Government funding to make contraception freely available.

 

He said: "The use of crisp packets and cling film is something anyone who has been working in sexual health for any period of time knows.

 

"These young people are so poverty stricken they cannot even afford the bus fare to get into town, so how can they afford condoms?

 

"The message about sexually transmitted diseases has got through to teenagers but they don't have the money to implement the advice.

 

"This sort of thing happens when people are desperate."

 

His comments coincide with Contraceptive Awareness Week launched today by the Family Planning Association, which wants to see condoms freely available in doctors' surgeries throughout the country.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-20040...4061868,00.html

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my best friend's mom's boyfriend once told me to always use a condom...and to use a potatoe chip bag and an elastic band if i had too, because there are so many diseases out there your dick will blow up...he was dead serious about the dick blowing up part...he actually truely belived your dick would blow up....coo coo, coo coo

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

my best friend's mom's boyfriend once told me to always use a condom...and to use a potatoe chip bag and an elastic band if i had too, because there are so many diseases out there your dick will blow up...he was dead serious about the dick blowing up part...he actually truely belived your dick would blow up....coo coo, coo coo

 

 

 

ok, so daze lives in a trailor park

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Guest KING BLING

Does universal healthcare in Europe cover birth control?

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i have never used one, cuz i am a stupid stupid stupid idiot, no kids, no stds, but i really should use them

 

stupid brits though

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

ok, so daze lives in a trailor park

 

 

whoa whoa whoa there buddy, first of all it was my friends moms boyfriend and its a not a trailor park, its a trailor plaza

 

 

:lol:

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eeekk

 

haha yeah ive heard off this b4, i didnt think that it was full on serious but i spose that some people would bee soo keen that the would

.....i dont think it would be that enjoyable as some chip packets are

quite sharp :eek: :eek: :lol:

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Originally posted by onesecondple

i have never used one, cuz i am a stupid stupid stupid idiot, no kids, no stds, but i really should use them

 

stupid brits though

 

thats brave of you to admit your virginity one sec ;)

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Originally posted by KING BLING

Does universal healthcare in Europe cover birth control?

 

i didn't realise that was covered anywhere by healthcare

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Guest KING BLING
Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i didn't realise that was covered anywhere by healthcare

 

I meant birth control pills, I should have clarified....

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Not very well, it kept falling off, and then I got too scared to ya know, finish up...

 

Didn't hear it from me...

She got a light skinned friend that looks like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson...

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that sounds like the prison sex toy the "SUzie" .. The clear cling wrap or sandwich bag , add a bit of baby oil and place it pon the heater.. While that is gettin nice and warm, cut a hole in your mattress . Now place the plastic into the whole so that it is fashioned into a puddytwat.. You do the rest .

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

thats brave of you to admit your virginity one sec ;)

 

haha, nah, im not, i wish i didnt lose it to who i did, damn me!

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Originally posted by BIGBLUE

that sounds like the prison sex toy the "SUzie" .. The clear cling wrap or sandwich bag , add a bit of baby oil and place it pon the heater.. While that is gettin nice and warm, cut a hole in your mattress . Now place the plastic into the whole so that it is fashioned into a puddytwat.. You do the rest .

 

why would you want molten hot melted plastic on your crank?

guess i just dont see the pleasure factor of 3rd degree burns

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

you need to open your eyes then When, burning your dick is the shit these days

 

well in that case ill choose to keep them very very tightly closed

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