Guest imported_Europe Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 I read this a couple of days ago, poor young brits using alternative condoms, like chip-bags... :lol: Welcome to the ghetto... Crisp packet 'condoms' SKINT teenagers are being forced to use crisp packets as contraception because they cannot afford condoms, a sexual health expert said today. Peter Greenhouse said many of the country's poorest youngsters admitted to improvising with contraceptives - such as cling film - for sex. Mr Greenhouse - the UK's first sexual health consultant and founder of the first integrated clinic - warned there was a desperate need for improved Government funding to make contraception freely available. He said: "The use of crisp packets and cling film is something anyone who has been working in sexual health for any period of time knows. "These young people are so poverty stricken they cannot even afford the bus fare to get into town, so how can they afford condoms? "The message about sexually transmitted diseases has got through to teenagers but they don't have the money to implement the advice. "This sort of thing happens when people are desperate." His comments coincide with Contraceptive Awareness Week launched today by the Family Planning Association, which wants to see condoms freely available in doctors' surgeries throughout the country. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-20040...4061868,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 condoms are free when you dont use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 fuck that. I just wouldn't use one....but then again----unexpected shit happens when you put your dick in a vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 *ouch* i can't imagine that being pleasurable for either person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 my best friend's mom's boyfriend once told me to always use a condom...and to use a potatoe chip bag and an elastic band if i had too, because there are so many diseases out there your dick will blow up...he was dead serious about the dick blowing up part...he actually truely belived your dick would blow up....coo coo, coo coo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million my best friend's mom's boyfriend once told me to always use a condom...and to use a potatoe chip bag and an elastic band if i had too, because there are so many diseases out there your dick will blow up...he was dead serious about the dick blowing up part...he actually truely belived your dick would blow up....coo coo, coo coo ok, so daze lives in a trailor park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Does universal healthcare in Europe cover birth control? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 i have never used one, cuz i am a stupid stupid stupid idiot, no kids, no stds, but i really should use them stupid brits though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 I used syran wrap once, 6 am on a tuesday, didn't wanna run out to 7-11. GEEEE-TOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC ok, so daze lives in a trailor park whoa whoa whoa there buddy, first of all it was my friends moms boyfriend and its a not a trailor park, its a trailor plaza :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 eeekk haha yeah ive heard off this b4, i didnt think that it was full on serious but i spose that some people would bee soo keen that the would .....i dont think it would be that enjoyable as some chip packets are quite sharp :eek: :eek: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple i have never used one, cuz i am a stupid stupid stupid idiot, no kids, no stds, but i really should use them stupid brits though thats brave of you to admit your virginity one sec ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING Does universal healthcare in Europe cover birth control? i didn't realise that was covered anywhere by healthcare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million its not a trailor park, its a trailor plaza oops, my bad. sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i didn't realise that was covered anywhere by healthcare I meant birth control pills, I should have clarified.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 what a bout ceran wrap? wouldnt that work?:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Not very well, it kept falling off, and then I got too scared to ya know, finish up... Didn't hear it from me... She got a light skinned friend that looks like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend that look like Michael Jackson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 that sounds like the prison sex toy the "SUzie" .. The clear cling wrap or sandwich bag , add a bit of baby oil and place it pon the heater.. While that is gettin nice and warm, cut a hole in your mattress . Now place the plastic into the whole so that it is fashioned into a puddytwat.. You do the rest . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million thats brave of you to admit your virginity one sec ;) haha, nah, im not, i wish i didnt lose it to who i did, damn me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by BIGBLUE that sounds like the prison sex toy the "SUzie" .. The clear cling wrap or sandwich bag , add a bit of baby oil and place it pon the heater.. While that is gettin nice and warm, cut a hole in your mattress . Now place the plastic into the whole so that it is fashioned into a puddytwat.. You do the rest . why would you want molten hot melted plastic on your crank? guess i just dont see the pleasure factor of 3rd degree burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 you need to open your eyes then When, burning your dick is the shit these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million you need to open your eyes then When, burning your dick is the shit these days well in that case ill choose to keep them very very tightly closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 it aint that bad, it will calas(sp?) at first but after that heals its all smooth sailin from there, but hey suit your self....thats more scalding hot oil for me :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 i guess if youre in prison... no i still cant justify it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 just another amazing use for duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 thats horrible. it disturbs me that these people have to live that way. condoms should be made accessible to EVERYONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i can't imagine that being pleasurable for either person Maybe if you bunch up the cling-wrap into little ribblets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 how the hell would you not shred her to pieces, by smashing a potato chip bag inside her like that? that's insane? if you're intelligent enough to realize the importance of contraception, then you're intelligent enough to come up with a way to buy/steal condoms. abc, condoms are free in the states at any health care clinic. granted, they are very sucky condoms, that have broken on me plenty of times, but condoms none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Someone experiment with bubble wrap and let us know how it goes :p No but that's seriously fucked up. The other funny thing is that in the UK, unless youre at a supermarket the condoms are kept BEHIND the counter... meaning that if you're broke you can't even jack them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 The world is funny like that, free jimmys all over the states. In Europe, you have to buy them and they arent cheap. Behind the counter too. You can get them for free, but it actually takes some effort and knowledge to do so, shit sucks. Good thing is most grils are on the pill here, yet thats not enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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