Daze One Million 0 Posted February 12, 2004 Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. ----- Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. > Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. > The newspaper headline read: > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abracadabra 113 Posted February 12, 2004 :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Telo 37 Posted February 12, 2004 funny but not new thread worthy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimsøn 1 Posted February 12, 2004 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? You gotta be kiddin me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daze One Million 0 Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Telo funny but not new thread worthy. not a new post worthy statement Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daze One Million 0 Posted February 12, 2004 somewhat related A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar. She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metallix 1 Posted February 12, 2004 sperm is kept in freezers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 6 Posted February 12, 2004 Yo. that is straight fuck man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Whoppie 0 Posted February 12, 2004 OH NOOOO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiseguy 2 Posted February 12, 2004 they probably dont keep it in bowls either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smart 179 Posted February 12, 2004 ehh... about as funny as the woman who last night got over 8,000 text messages that said 'vote'... apparently there was some American Idol mix-up... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daze One Million 0 Posted February 12, 2004 ^is that true? hahaha that shit woulda bugged me the fuck out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adderall 1 Posted February 12, 2004 :sick: :sick: :sick: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WorldBench 276 Posted February 12, 2004 :lol: imagine her phone bill, and what guy doesnt know what sperm smells like..:confused: funny stories tho :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CinchedWaist 1 Posted February 12, 2004 this is silly :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted February 12, 2004 mmm, safepudding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weapon X 202 Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million somewhat related A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar. She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BOSTONIAN Posted February 12, 2004 CUM JUNKIES STIKE AGAIN THAT ARTICLE WAS JUST STRAIGHT STUPID. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
$360 1 Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR :spent: :yuck: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Dazzle 12 Posted February 13, 2004 So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway...... They caught him, though.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ledzep 1 Posted February 13, 2004 ok...point:confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parcheesey 2 Posted February 13, 2004 those crazy irishmen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
earmuffs 638 Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway...... They caught him, though.... shit C town gettin gangster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
