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Daze One Million

BANK ROBBERY: *MUST READ*

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Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

 

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Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at

disabling the security system got underway immediately.

 

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and

valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered

throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,

and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

 

As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained

nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the

safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond,

or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

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Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with

nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

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The newspaper headline read:

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IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING

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somewhat related

 

 

A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar.

 

She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it".

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ehh... about as funny as the woman who last night got over 8,000 text messages that said 'vote'... apparently there was some American Idol mix-up...

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

somewhat related

 

 

A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar.

 

She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it".

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest BOSTONIAN

CUM JUNKIES STIKE AGAIN

 

THAT ARTICLE WAS JUST STRAIGHT STUPID.

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So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway......

 

They caught him, though....

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway......

 

They caught him, though....

shit C town gettin gangster

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