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Prison food.

 

AWWWWWW SHIIIITTTTTTTTT!

 

Ramen noodles. (throw away the flavor dust.)

 

add cheese sauce from a can.

 

cut up a slim jim into pieces and drop in

 

add a small bag of crunched up doritos

 

eat with crackers

 

cook with a light bulb and a phone book.:king:

 

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Originally posted by GucciCondom

i dunno but ranch dressing sandwiches are the shit.

Ranch makes everything better. SWONK I

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best: cook it, and add the egg like somebody suggested...

 

but if your in a hurry, and in need of a quick snack to go..

 

take the ramen (in the bag, and unopened).. and crunch it up.. open the bag, and take the sauce, and apply to the crunched up noodles for a tastey snack.... warning: don't put too much, or it'll be extremely salty... and in my preference, the original flavor tastes the best this way. the hot kind can also be eaten this way.

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Re: Prison food.

 

Originally posted by mr.yuck

AWWWWWW SHIIIITTTTTTTTT!

 

Ramen noodles. (throw away the flavor dust.)

 

add cheese sauce from a can.

 

cut up a slim jim into pieces and drop in

 

add a small bag of crunched up doritos

 

eat with crackers

 

cook with a light bulb and a phone book.:king:

 

edit

 

 

Ranch makes everything better. SWONK I

 

nawww....you mix it up in a plastic laundry bag.

 

over the summer i seen some county time and these cats would make HUGE batches of it.

 

eggs in ramen is good, but i usually just eat it straight with the season.

 

ive had three month old taco shells with hot sauce.

 

i dont know though...every time im hungry, and its not like i lived with my moms when i found myself hungry, i always find food.

 

i worked in the jail kitchen. i gained ten pounds.

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Originally posted by sarcasm

best: cook it, and add the egg like somebody suggested...

 

but if your in a hurry, and in need of a quick snack to go..

 

take the ramen (in the bag, and unopened).. and crunch it up.. open the bag, and take the sauce, and apply to the crunched up noodles for a tastey snack.... warning: don't put too much, or it'll be extremely salty... and in my preference, the original flavor tastes the best this way. the hot kind can also be eaten this way.

 

in grade 4, this kid paul used to eat it like that for lunch, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I dont think I ever saw him eat anything else. I just remember him mashing the shit out of the noodle brick with his fist to break it up.

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