WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 i would get into an argument with my mom and say: me: i hate you, im going to call the cops and tell them you hit me! mom: (as she throws the phone right to my head) call the fucking cops and tell them that you were smoking weed at the sametime... me: (crying like a bitch to my room) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "we're very disapointed in you" "its all fun and games until somone loses an eye.......then its a sport" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLSATAN Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "we got you from the indian reserve" thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snk509 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 i dont want to have to repeat myself twice get me a beer :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snk509 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 no ones gonna buy your artwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "God dammit, Joe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by BackSeatBebe my dad: "ill give you something to cry about" hahaha i remember this one.... dad: you can be replaced you know mom: yoooooou turkey dad: u want me to hang u off a nail from yer ears dad: yer just like yer (insert relatives title here) mom: yer just like yer dad dad: dumbass dad: you know he gets it from you(to my mom) mom: you know he gets it from you( to my dad) dad: who the fuck do u think you are?.... then mom: yer father told you not to (insert bad act), *giggle* i cant believe you did that then dad: shutup im yelling at yer dumbass son aaaah siiigh....my parents are comedy man.....foreal...i just cant remember the reeeally good ones..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 if you were anymore stupid you'd be retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 mom: "dont you touch her, shes a nice girl" me: "...you might wanna change your sheets..." ---- side note: i would have traded my ugly ass 3rd gen eclipse for the gst too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million mom: "dont you touch her, shes a nice girl" me: "...you might wanna change your sheets..." ---- side note: i would have traded my ugly ass 3rd gen eclipse for the gst too :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seatownkid Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Mother: Your father beats me.. Father: Your mother beats me... i believe father because mother masturbated our cats with pencils... at least thats the rumor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 quit putting your thing in the hot tub jets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "see, thats god punishin you. now go away....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by WISE "I hope you have kids just like you!" - mom (not a compliment) My mom's comment is similar... it's "you're gonna have kids just like yourself." My dad... don't let your meat loaf/hot dog stand/ jello mold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno Mom: "ask your tagger friends if they want some Ice Tea or something!" Me: "aiight ma!" ha GOTTERDOMPF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 dad:'tell your friends to buy their own fucking beers' (i was about 16 years old, friends about 19-21) dad:'YOU BETTER GET HERE AND CLEAN THIS FUCKING MESS UP OR ELSE I'M GOING TO RING YOUR NECK YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT' (about 8, i think i had just drawn all over the living room wall with crayons) dad:'why don't you listen? YOU NEVER LISTEN, to me, to your mother, to your teachers. what the hell is wrong with you?' (about 16) dad:'that drawing is bloody rubbish' (about 8) dad:'you must be careful on those trains tracks. its very dangerous you know' (about 18) dad: ' you know, if you go around looking for trouble, people are going to beat you up. you bump into the wrong person you're going to get beaten up and look like a fool' (about 14) me to my brother: 'naw, that album was shit' (about 15) dad: 'HEY!!' (for the swearword) dad: 'knowledge is power' my mum: 'now i want you to know exactly why I hit you...' after she had slapped me into oblivion. (about 6) did anyone else used to get their ass whupped by the parents? I sure as hell did. it wasn't too extreme but fuck it used to hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "If you don`t watch out your end up like your Dad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 '(first name) damnit!' ages 4-15 or so from both mom and dad i liked to take things apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shankyourass Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 dad - " i can't believe my daughter is a democrat" mom " i can't believe you would want a republican" and so the battle of politics began at the wee age of 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 What, are you stupid? I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "keep it in your pants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 the only thing my mom ever said to me that sticks out is if u get anthoer girl pregant ill cut of yer dick and feed it to u with a sponn then she said she disown me.... my dad always said with a grin your just like me always playing the laides every time he caught me haveing sex with some girl ...then he would give me a beer and a smoke thanks daddy for the acohalic that i be today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR moms: "keep it rail son" me: word moms... thats so cool that both your moms speak in unison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH.UGT Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 "ive told u time nd time again!" "its just pure lazyness" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 if everyone else jumped off of a bridge, would you do it too? no i'd loot the corpses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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