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things youre parents ALWAYS said to you growing up

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^^^hahaha my mom used to say that all the time.

 

"i have no money"-in reality they didnt and now that i have been on my own for about 6 years now....it's really true!

 

"use your eyes and not your mouth"-when i am looking for somehting and cant find it.

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Originally posted by Devilush

"use your eyes and not your mouth"-when i am looking for somehting and cant find it.

 

 

 

hahah yeah thats pretty on point.

 

they nicknamed me "in-a-minute-(my name here)" because i was never ready to go on time.

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love is something special.

 

i had no idea what they were telling me when i was young, but now i do. thank goodness for parental wisdom. they brought me up to be one of "those guys"

 

look out, ladies.

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"no guy is worth it" -uhhhh. by my mom. but mom, i think i've found the guy that is worth it and 2 bags of chips.

 

"dont make that face! the wind will blow and your face will be like that forever" -my sis and i used to make a lot of faces. including flipping our eyelids inside out.

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Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE

"you better not be gay"

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH NEED SOME BREAD?

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Guest imported_Europe

My best and oldest friend's dad told him:

 

Fuck anything that comes your way...

 

Great fatherly advise!:lol:

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my moms was good at these sayings:

"you ate it growing up"

"you should know better hito"

"treat people the way they treat you" I liked that one!!

my dad always told me"punch um in the mouth"

"when you get older you"ll understand"

"money isnt everything"

"money doesnt grow on trees"

"no, i dont have any money.. what did you need it for"

"come here you dont have any paint do you"?

"are you high"

"if you drink then I will start drinking"

"our family has a weakness for drugz and alcohaul"

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Originally posted by CILONE/SK

"Shut the fuck up and go get me some cigerettes and beer"

 

same here, except it was "smokes" and "brewskis"

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"I at least made him work for it"

...I only heard that one once from mom

" See this baseball bat, the next time someone bothers you, just hit them in the face with it"

.....I was about 7 the first time I heard this. Good 'ol dad.

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report card time...

 

maybe if you put as much effort into your school work as you do those "GANG LETTERS" we would not be arguing right now...

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yo: tengo ambre...

mami: tiene ambre? come calambre

 

and my dad says that

tatoos are for convicts.

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"we're only doing whats good for you"

"will you ever learn?"

 

^^2 of the most classic sayings ever.

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Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers

But responsibility is your future

 

oh wait that was operation ivy. I listened to them more then my ma and pa.

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Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers

But responsibility is your future

 

oh wait that was operation ivy. I listened to them more then my ma and pa.

 

 

hahahaa

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quit fuckin around or I'll break your legs.

 

lil shit

 

lil asshole

 

i didnt get to many words of wisdom from them. My dad always made sure i had plenty of condoms. Good lookin out pops.

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hahaha^^hahaha

 

 

"Gang Letters"... :lol:

 

Mom: "ask your tagger friends if they want some Ice Tea or something!"

Me: "aiight ma!"

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