BOZACK Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 what is a good way to determine if i have a tapeworm besides going to a doctor. cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 hahahahahaha I have no idea, but man that sucks if you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 :confused: yah sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 holy shit, these things are going to be the new atkin's diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 hold a piece of bacon outsiude of your asshole, and it will bite the bacon and that sucker will be out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 your name is BOZACK i dont know...but hows your liver???? cause thats what they attack on humans!!!!! ..........unluckyyyyyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 if you eat a lot and you don't gain weight whatsoever, that or you walk around barefoot a lot, especially in dirty areas. at least that's what i've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 pain in upper abdomen diarrhea unexplained weight loss weakness fatigue shortness of breath shit containing worm eggs and body parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 bleh, those things are disgusting. i hope you dont have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 cuz if you have one then soon you have many. go to the doctor or something, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK what is a good way to determine if i have a tapeworm besides going to a doctor. cool. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK what is a good way to determine if i have a tapeworm besides going to a doctor. cool. HAHAHA, you gotta tell us why you asked this. Also women used to eat tape worms to keep their figures. Maybe this is a blessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 harrison berrgeron yeah what makes you think you have a tapeworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 8, 2004 Author Share Posted February 8, 2004 okay okay here goes... i realize that the first post was in a joking tone, but i'm seriously beginning to wonder...cos as many of you know i'm 19 y/o and my weight fluxuates between 99 and 102, even though i eat like a pregnant dinosaur. but i've been underweight most of my life, so this is nothing new. BUT for the past 4 days i've had this strange ache in my upper abdomen, and it doesn't feel like gas/heartburn. yeah. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Sounds like what was wrong with me. I ate like a pig in highschool, I'm talking like whole pizzas for dinner on top of the big lunch and breakfast and wouldn't go above 128 or so until this year when I finally managed to gain about 12 pounds. Its probably just your metabolism but you may want to get it checked out, probably not a tapeworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 If you wipe your ass and find clear strips that resemble tape hanging from the TP, get your ass to the doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 If you seriously think something is wrong go to a fucking doctor. Do you really think the members of 12oz can give a qualified medical evaluation, and furthermore, determine if you have a tapeworm? I don't think so so like a said earlier, If you seriously think something is wrong go to a fucking doctor. http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary%27s/Pictures/PressAdverts/tapeworm.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 when we had to figure out if my baby sister had a tapeworm, my stepmom put loops of scotchtape around her butthole before she put my sister to bed. when she changed her in the morning, she would see if little worms were stuck to the tape, cuz they crawl out of your butt at night. turned out she just didn't have a thyroid gland. her metabolism was/is incredibly unstable and she has to take pills for it. i read this book by irvine welsh (the guy who wrote trainspotting) called "filth" about a dirty cop who's all fucking nuts about his job and super-paranoid about his co-workers backstabbing him to get ahead in their departments. anyway, he had a tapeworm that at one point in the book began talking to him, and the text was made to look like a worm was tunneling through the storyline. it was really weird. i liked the book because cops dying makes me happy, but the whole talking tapeworm thing freaked me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK my weight fluxuates between 99 and 102, even though i eat like a pregnant dinosaur. but i've been underweight most of my life, so this is nothing new. don't worry about that, ive been 90-95 pounds since i was in 8th grade, and i was the same weight from the time i was 3 until i was in 4th grade.. you just have a high metabolism.. you usually get tape worm from walking in maure piles that have tape worms in them, or eating an animal that had tape worm. i kept my horse at a really nasty barn for 7 years and walked around barefoot there every day, but i never got tape worm. sucks if you have it :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 8, 2004 Author Share Posted February 8, 2004 NO i did not come on here expecting to be diagnosed. i am not suicidal. i was kidding. BUT the reason i'm reluctant to go to the doctor is that it always turns out like this: 1. i suspect that something may be seriously wrong 2. doctor says my suspicions are valid 3. doctor massages my genitals (i'm a male for all the rookies) 4. doctor forces me to let him stick foreign objects a foot up my asshole 5. doctor says "false alarm! you'r fine" 6. we pay lots of $$$ for this awful ordeal. yay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Hey now, some people get paid good money to "massage" peoples' genitals and stick foriegn objects in peoples' asses. On the other hand, those people are called shemale hookers, not doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 8, 2004 Author Share Posted February 8, 2004 no way dude this was def. a big scary man in a white coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Tape around my ass hole at night, eh? Nasty worms poke the old head out the hole, eh? Eating at my liver are they? Holler(fuck some worms)tronics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary%27s/Pictures/PressAdverts/tapeworm.jpg'> [/b] hahahah One of my cousins had a tapeworm. I found it pretty comical. He grew quite fond of them and was almost sad to see them go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 When we first got my dog, he had worms. one day my brother saw one of those fuckers wiggling out of my dogs asshole. So , he put on a rubber glove and pulled out a skinny worm about 6 inches long out of my poor dogs ass. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 ^^^fucking savage. *shudders uncontrollably, glances at own 20-lb. dog, shudders again* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 ^^yeah, imagine a tiny furball of a puppy, a Rottie, standing there trying to eat his kibbles'n'bits with this diesel biker on his hands and knees looking like he's doing a cavity search on the poor thing. PS if you give your dog milk, its like steroids. this wormy pup grew to be 135lbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 no, my dog is almost two years old. it's the breed. she looks like this: http://www.elimin8.net/12oz/qniw6_DSCN0225.JPG'> perpetual puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 hehe. by the time my pup was 2, he was at least 100 lbs. i think when we first brought him home at 10 weeks he was 12 lbs. I wish i had pictures though, man. Gentlest dog ever. he got out of the yard and drank the neighbours antifreeze. dead in 12 hours from liver failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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