Gunm Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 SO i went to go to my old house last night to return the house key and get my $300 deposit back. Well, getting a deposit back is never...ever...easy. I am no exception. My roomates kept dodging the question and trying to change the subject but finally I just cut loose with "CUT THE SHIT. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?" Turns out they don't have it. Evidently they went and bought $300 worth of video games and junk food with my cash. I'm giving them until next friday to come up with my money and then it's off to small claims court. No worries 12ozer's...I knew this would happen and thus I have them by the balls by a stack of paperwork i kept safe. FUcking pricks.....even after this is all settled I am still going to egg the fuck out of their house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Oh man.....you should so go on People's Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 since the stupid fuck Nelly remixed the theme song, I can never watch Peoples Court without that damn song going through my head. uugghhh I havent egged someons house in a minute...can I come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 or beat them with a bat. whichever is easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 hmm thas no good. bork bork bork my electrician stiffed me and i'm out $1200, and i lost the paper work. wweeeeeehhhhhhheee yay for tradesmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed my electrician stiffed me and i'm out $1200, damn!! Im having problems with my electricity. I hope it doesnt come out to that much!! bork bork bork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 what a selfish and immature thing to do...fucking assholes. cant you sue them for more than your owed? inconvenience fees or something?. oh and you have to teach these nerds a lesson, egg the house wouldnt be enough for me..egging, then turning th epower off at 8:30pm (when their into deep stages of there video games and about to reach highscores) that would do it...oh and also hide a container of sour cream somewhere in the house (when this is expired it reeeeeeeeeeeeaks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 my old landlord hasn't returned my sec dep yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 do di do do it's how much it cost to hire a dif electrician to pull another permit to finish the final inspection the first guy didn't get right and never returned to finish. i had all the electrican re-done in my house. but that's a whole different tale my dearie and wheeeeee bork bork smeork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% my old landlord hasn't returned my sec dep yet. here landlords are required to return the security deposit with interest minus documented damage loss within one month. go get that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 yeah. lately i've been working on having a better attitude so i'm halfway between fuggit and so what. it wasn't that much, and half of it is my ex roommates money (and he's not looking for it) oh yeah, i moved. but i'm still downtown. my old number gives out the new one. come visit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed i had all the electrican re-done in my house. but that's a whole different tale my dearie thats what caused my comp to go *pppbbllttt* on me. There is a potential shock hazard somewhere in my crib, and I got to get an electrician out to my spot this weekend. Lens: listen to fatbastard. But, may I also recommend putting a piece of chicken in a small pot. Cover it with a lid, but leave it slightly open. Stash it in the backyard, near the house, but outta sight, and wham. instant nastiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i'll be in the city just south of you Feb 20th - 22nd u mobile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno Lens: listen to fatbastard. But, may I also recommend putting a piece of chicken in a small pot. Cover it with a lid, but leave it slightly open. Stash it in the backyard, near the house, but outta sight, and wham. instant nastiness. Heh, thank you for the insight. I'll bear that in mind. I plan to wait a good six-eight months before I exact any revenge. "Revenge is a dish best served cold" to quote a very cliched but timely Kilngon proverb. Fatbastard: yes, I am going to sue for my $300 as well as additional fees to cover the court costs and overall inconvenience. When I get that money back, i intend to buy something very frivolous with the extra money i squeeze outta them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ubbie good news: i'll be in town bad news: mobility=bicycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 drat. well just come up and visit post and me. i moved too, now in a 1brdm!!!! fabu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i definitely would have spent your $300 bucks on http://www.ecstuning.com/stage/edpd/pagebu...&productID=1154 and 5 cases of traders joes cheap red wine. stuff's like $3 beans a bottle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i wouldve bought a gun and shot you if you came back for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ill spend 300 bux on dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Send the boys round. With a bat and a fucking aggy temperament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Fuck that, tell them there is a 5% increase for each week the debt is not fully repaid. Have some dude named Furio go over there the first time they don't pay and kick the living shit out of all of them. Start your own little mafia. I've been watching the Sopranos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 shit you should have kept the key.If they don't pay in a decent amount of time go bacl and take all there video games..Oh yeah take the tv also.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 let me know how you make out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars Fuck that, tell them there is a 5% increase for each week the debt is not fully repaid. yeah, before you tell him that...do what I patch said, grab the TV, game console, and games, maybe some food out the fridge too. Then, while youre sloppin down whatever you nabbed out the fridge, give them the speech. Make sure you take a bat, and a few homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 take that shit to trial ninja. then jack those dorks for all they're worth. and nelly remixed the ppl's court theme??:lol: :lol: :lol: what is it called? i must hear this nonsense for curiosity's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK take that shit to trial ninja. then jack those dorks for all they're worth. and nelly remixed the ppl's court theme??:lol: :lol: :lol: what is it called? i must hear this nonsense for curiosity's sake. idunno...its just the people's court theme music with like a beat behind it or something. too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 so glad i never had roomates - too many horror stories. i LOVED living by myself. one time i got jipped of my $500 deposit...i didn't know you had to clean the place as soon as you moved out...what a dumb bitch i was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed my electrician stiffed me WAS HE 'ELECTRIC' IN BED ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed yay for tradesmen. Yeah! I told you that you need my sweaty ass hanging around fixin stuff for you. Kinda like a cabana boy that does things.:lol: Im sorry this has taken so long but my money is dieting right now. I'll get something out to you probably in the next week or so. Holler (bork bork bork) tronics [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno Lens: listen to fatbastard. But, may I also recommend putting a piece of chicken in a small pot. Cover it with a lid, but leave it slightly open. Stash it in the backyard, near the house, but outta sight, and wham. instant nastiness. fish is bad too, even worse is prawn (shrimp to you americans) heads, a bunch of them got left in the bin at work over the weekend, and it got fucking rank so quickly. shit is nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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