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how come almost every day that i come on here there is someone bitching about one of the following??:

 

hipsters

wiggers

scenesters

emo kids

artfags

hardcore kids

"punk" fans

hip hop heads

ravers

skaters

 

when you know very well that you probably fall into one of the above categories?

 

i, on the other hand, transcend all labels/ scenes/ stereotypes, for i am a martian.

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i'm a grown woman.

 

 

Synthesizer, microwave me

Give me a drug so I can make seven babies

Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up

Please make my life appear

like ain't no such thing as bad luck

My, nose ain't right

Like I need a new one

Just take your pick, a yellow red

A black or a blue one

Virtual reality, virtual, BULLSHIT

Synthesizer preachers can reach you

up in the pulpit

Who a bitch?

Give me my gat so I can smoke this nigga

Tell his mamma not to cry

because they can clone him quicker

than it took his daddy to make him

Niggaz bitin verbatim

Thought provokin records radio never played dem

Instant, quick grits, new, improved

Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move

Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool

I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool

Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize

Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize

But if you synthesize I will understand

your synthesizer man

 

i love that song.

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Originally posted by Devilush

^^oooo thats why i dont hang out at a cetain part of this city.....the scenesters. all my friends know its the reason too.

Ha, i slapped a scenester in the face once for demeaning my choice of music in front of a bunch of people.

 

Ha ha ha ha, they all laughed.

 

Ha ha ha...i laughed back, set my drink down

 

SLAP!

 

Got thrown out of the club and then the bouncer chased me for two blocks because said guy i slapped wanted to press charges,

 

Ahh.....that wild summer of 1999...good times

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Originally posted by LENS

Ha, i slapped a scenester in the face once for demeaning my choice of music in front of a bunch of people.

 

Ha ha ha ha, they all laughed.

 

Ha ha ha...i laughed back, set my drink down

 

SLAP!

 

Got thrown out of the club and then the bouncer chased me for two blocks because said guy i slapped wanted to press charges,

 

Ahh.....that wild summer of 1999...good times

 

buaaaaahahahahaha. better not do that tonight because teh art show is located in the area that was talking about.....

 

:)

 

faggotassguy, you fucking homo. where have you been?

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Originally posted by !@#$%

it's the modern day equivalent of a trendster

 

ahhh...thanks!

I feel so enlightened now.

So, a trucker hat sportin muh fucka

would be a hipster!

 

:)

 

Gnes is the biggest perv I know... :D

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i was a skater...breifly a rocker..then a skater who went to raves an wrote on shit and then i became a druggie raver writer skater who drank with gangsters. then i was an inmate and after that i was reformed and a worker until i drank more and became a writer again at which point im border line derrolict. but im border line derolict with jobskills. so fuck it. hippies stink, i had beef with some hippies but it got sorted out. you cant really stay mad at hippies cause they are hippies. i guess if you were a violent hipster maybe you could get mad at hippies. but what about hippies with guns?

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Im a wigger. I'm just gonna come out and say it.

And now for some rap lyrics.

 

I was smebbin through the park one day

in the very merry month of May

I seen 3 switchen bitches

that thought i had ritches

Started walkin t'wards my way

 

Hanging out the sunroof of my brougham caddymac

hamsamich with the beeeeeeees off in the back.

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