BOZACK Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 how come almost every day that i come on here there is someone bitching about one of the following??: hipsters wiggers scenesters emo kids artfags hardcore kids "punk" fans hip hop heads ravers skaters when you know very well that you probably fall into one of the above categories? i, on the other hand, transcend all labels/ scenes/ stereotypes, for i am a martian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 fucking martians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 i just realized that there is no point to this thread. so, in order to simultaneously redeem myself, and limit the atrocious number of threads bitching about the above mentioned groups, bring all bitching here i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 martians are stereotyped too. Big heads, big eyes, and green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I've been martian since back in the day..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 bork bork bork i am a borg swedish chef descendant i only wear tall thilly hats and throw food around. bork bork bork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 actually i'm just a cubie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i'm a grown woman. Synthesizer, microwave me Give me a drug so I can make seven babies Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up Please make my life appear like ain't no such thing as bad luck My, nose ain't right Like I need a new one Just take your pick, a yellow red A black or a blue one Virtual reality, virtual, BULLSHIT Synthesizer preachers can reach you up in the pulpit Who a bitch? Give me my gat so I can smoke this nigga Tell his mamma not to cry because they can clone him quicker than it took his daddy to make him Niggaz bitin verbatim Thought provokin records radio never played dem Instant, quick grits, new, improved Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize But if you synthesize I will understand your synthesizer man i love that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i thought this was going to be about Dolce&Gabbana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 file me under miscellaneous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard i thought this was going to be about Dolce&Gabbana. me too. dont forget dorm sluts and gooks. people are steady complaining about gooks. so unecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 honestly. i'm shocked no one has mentioned hippies .. when i was a kid, the 'groups' were metal heads, hippies, skaters, druggies, jocks, and nerds/dorks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 *believe* Ive been out of HS for a while now... what the fuck is a hipster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 whats the difference between a hipster and scenester? is it the lack of a PBR in one hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ^^oooo thats why i dont hang out at a cetain part of this city.....the scenesters. all my friends know its the reason too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush ^^oooo thats why i dont hang out at a cetain part of this city.....the scenesters. all my friends know its the reason too. Ha, i slapped a scenester in the face once for demeaning my choice of music in front of a bunch of people. Ha ha ha ha, they all laughed. Ha ha ha...i laughed back, set my drink down SLAP! Got thrown out of the club and then the bouncer chased me for two blocks because said guy i slapped wanted to press charges, Ahh.....that wild summer of 1999...good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faggotassguy Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin whats the difference between a hipster and scenester? is it the lack of a PBR in one hand? :confused: :confused: which carries the PBR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 i don't really know what they are either cuz i'm a corporati cubie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Ha, i slapped a scenester in the face once for demeaning my choice of music in front of a bunch of people. Ha ha ha ha, they all laughed. Ha ha ha...i laughed back, set my drink down SLAP! Got thrown out of the club and then the bouncer chased me for two blocks because said guy i slapped wanted to press charges, Ahh.....that wild summer of 1999...good times buaaaaahahahahaha. better not do that tonight because teh art show is located in the area that was talking about..... :) faggotassguy, you fucking homo. where have you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enueone Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 mr hand was a martian mr hand was also gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% which carries the PBR I drink PBR and I've been accused of being a Hipster...so hipsters I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 what do they call people who do graffiti? fuckin' TAGGERS... i've been called that many times. whatever ignoramus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 ok, so whats a scenester? I still dont get what a hipster is either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 it's the modern day equivalent of a trendster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed i don't really know what they are either cuz i'm a corporati cubie! cubicles are fucking great everytime i stand up i feel like a fuckin peeping tom lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 You are a peeping tom..Pervert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% it's the modern day equivalent of a trendster ahhh...thanks! I feel so enlightened now. So, a trucker hat sportin muh fucka would be a hipster! :) Gnes is the biggest perv I know... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 i was a skater...breifly a rocker..then a skater who went to raves an wrote on shit and then i became a druggie raver writer skater who drank with gangsters. then i was an inmate and after that i was reformed and a worker until i drank more and became a writer again at which point im border line derrolict. but im border line derolict with jobskills. so fuck it. hippies stink, i had beef with some hippies but it got sorted out. you cant really stay mad at hippies cause they are hippies. i guess if you were a violent hipster maybe you could get mad at hippies. but what about hippies with guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Im a wigger. I'm just gonna come out and say it. And now for some rap lyrics. I was smebbin through the park one day in the very merry month of May I seen 3 switchen bitches that thought i had ritches Started walkin t'wards my way Hanging out the sunroof of my brougham caddymac hamsamich with the beeeeeeees off in the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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