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mcdonalds and lots of malt liquor dont mix

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so last night i drank O.E chased by mickeys straight to the dome....went to mcdonalds on height street and ate alot of fuckig fries and ketchup cus i had free certificates

 

was feeling good walking aroud height street drunk as fucik conversating with the crazy locals....about a hour later i hit a blunt and 20 minutes after that....

 

UP COMES THE FRIES...my friend said my puke looked like tuna fish..but god damn...i never puke when i eat burger king

 

burger king and beer= good

mcdonalds ad malt liquor= bad

 

yea so theres my little story from last night

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I had fun getting into a class-a arguement last night with my ex-rommates over my deposit. Seems I have to take them to court on account of the fact they spebnt my $300 deposit on video games.

 

Yeah, I got drunk too and went out stenciling. Had a blast.

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McDonald's doesn't mix well with your body, either.

 

22/01/04 . Megan Lehmann . New York Post . USA

 

Shock news: McDonald's make you unhealthy

 

LAST February, Morgan Spurlock decided to become a gastronomical guinea pig. His mission: To eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald's and document the impact on his health.

 

Scores of cheeseburgers, hundreds of fries and dozens of chocolate shakes later, the formerly strapping 6-foot-2 New Yorker - who started out at a healthy 185 pounds - had packed on 25 pounds.

 

But his supersized shape was the least of his problems.

 

Within a few days of beginning his drive-through diet, Spurlock, 33, was vomiting out the window of his car, and doctors who examined him were shocked at how rapidly Spurlock's entire body deteriorated.

 

"It was really crazy - my body basically fell apart over the course of 30 days," Spurlock told The Post.

 

His liver became toxic, his cholesterol shot up from a low 165 to 230, his libido flagged and he suffered headaches and depression.

 

Spurlock charted his journey from fit to flab in a tongue-in-cheek documentary, which he has taken to the Sundance Film Festival with the hopes of getting a distribution deal.

 

"Super Size Me" explores the obesity epidemic that plagues America today - a sort of "Bowling for Columbine" for fast food.

 

As well as documenting his own burger-fueled bulk-up, Spurlock travels to 20 cities across America, interviewing people on the street, health experts and a lobbyist for the fast-food industry.

 

Despite making dozens of phone calls, Spurlock fails to get anyone from McDonald's to agree to an on-camera interview. A spokeswoman for McDonald's told The Post yesterday that no representatives from the corporation had seen "Super Size Me."

 

"Consumers can achieve balance in their daily dining decisions by choosing from our array of quality offerings and range of portion sizes to meet their taste and nutrition goals," McDonald's said in a statement.

 

Over the course of the film, Spurlock is regularly examined by a gastroenterologist, a cardiologist and SoHo-based general practitioner Dr. Daryl Isaacs.

 

"He was an extremely healthy person who got very sick eating this McDonald's diet," Dr. Isaacs told The Post.

 

"None of us imagined he could deteriorate this badly - he looked terrible. The liver test was the most shocking thing - it became very, very abnormal." Spurlock has since returned to normal health. "The treatment was to just stop doing what he was doing," Dr. Isaacs says.

 

Spurlock, who says he ate at McDonald's only sporadically before his total immersion in the Mickey D's menu, says he even began craving fat and sugar fixes between meals.

 

"I got desperately ill," he says. "My face was splotchy and I had this huge gut, which I've never had in my life.

 

"My knees started to hurt from the extra weight coming on so quickly. It was amazing - and really frightening."

 

Spurlock's girlfriend, Alex Jamieson, was horrified - she's a vegan chef.

 

"She was completely disgusted by me, not happy at all," he says. "But she realized what my goals were in trying to educate people." Spurlock, a film producer who grew up in West Virginia and studied ballet for eight years, was spurred to make his first feature film while watching TV on Thanksgiving Day, 2002.

 

"I was feeling like a typical American on Thanksgiving - very bloated and happy on the couch - and at some point on the news they were talking about two women who were suing McDonald's.

 

"People from the food industry were saying, 'You can't link kids being fat to our food - our food is nutritious.'

 

"I said, 'How nutritious is it really? Let's find out."

 

Not surprisingly, Spurlock has steered clear of the Golden Arches since filming wrapped.

 

"I have not had McDonald's for seven months, but yesterday, during an interview, I had a bite of a Big Mac," he says.

 

"I chewed it up, swallowed it and I said, 'You know what, I'm pretty much done after that bite.' "

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that article doesent really prove much.

 

i mean my dads a diabetic so he doesn't have any sugar.

 

once in a while if he has some regular syrup on his pancakes or some regular sodas he feels like shit after.

 

so if that guy was a vegetarian for 8 years or some shit and then all of a sudden started downing nothing but burgers fries, and shakes then no shit dudes gonna drive backwards in the drive though.

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Originally posted by Crimsøn

^ I was thinking that too, but then I thought; Who barfs off a blunt?

Well, unless you rarely smoke I guess.

 

i have seen people puke off a blunt ... but more often than not they were drinking first.

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Guest WebsterUno

I know why you puked.

 

You ingested alot of beer.

Then, you gobbled down a

butt load of fries. Im guessing

you didnt give ample time to let

all that stuff digest properly.

All the food was stuck in your

throat. You most likely took

a pull and coughed a bit, then

everything came out.

 

:yuck:

 

On the Mickey D's story...

I once ate MDs for 2 weeks straight.

Im talking lunch and dinner.

I gained a shit load of lbs, and

was sick as hell in the end.

My stomach was feeling weird,

and shit just didnt feel right.

So, that story is pretty believeable.

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mixing and matching substances has always been a recipe for disaster for me. and yes, adding fast food to the mix is always a bad idea.

 

man, i quit eating fast food like three weeks ago and i already feel a ton better. it's kinda creepy. it's not like i'm eating healthier really, i just cut out the drivethru, and i've been cooking more, and man, i'll be damned if i don't have more energy and crave sugar and fat even less.

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Re: McDonald's doesn't mix well with your body, either.

 

":Shocking News: McDonalds makes you unhealthy."

 

No Shit! I could've told you that. But hearing that article really makes me want to stop eating there. But the only thing I ever get from that joint are filet-o-fish.

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Originally posted by Crimsøn

^ I was thinking that too, but then I thought; Who barfs off a blunt?

Well, unless you rarely smoke I guess.

 

In my experience, smoking the blunt can often be the link between being happily intoxicated, and puking all over the place.....

 

Although I'm sure woofing down a bunch of McDonalds' fries didn't help.

 

Ba da ba ba ba......

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Guest WebsterUno

some girl we kick it with got

all stupid doo doo dumb on some drank,

then threw a blizzie in the mix and puked

her brains out...if you cant hang, I wouldnt

suggest over indulging.

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i chase my beer with blunts all the ufckig time and i usually feel great...im not a light weight at weed either id smoked at least 2 blunts per day for the week before last night

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i drank a couple fortys one night and then went to the club with my friends....my friend was bartending so i got free cups of beer..then we went to blaze in my boys suburban an 82...its like a hick limosuine..and i hit the blunt and totally puked beer all over the back seat.

 

grabbed a sweatshirt that somebody had left cleaned it up finished the blunt went back to the club and continued drinking.

 

i have eaten a lot mcdonalds over the last few years. if i had to choose between smoking a 20 rock of crack or eating 20 bucks worth of mcdonalds...id rather smoke the crack.

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haha, youd rather smoke crack? good job homie.

 

 

lets see how my champagne and kraft dinner combo works out this evening

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taco bell+shlitz bull ice+gravity bong=vomit and worst smelling diareha (SP?) in the world

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sadly ima bout to that again now

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the key to mixing alcohol and weed is being moderate with the weed smokage

 

if you chase your drinking with 2 fat ass bluts your gonna pass out

 

 

 

im about to see how my big mac/ sam adams works out tonight

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I can drink like a fish. and when i used to smoke weed , i could smoke like a chimney. But when ever i mixed the two, it would lead to me blacking out and getting completely out of hand. or so i've heard.

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