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S@T@N

Librarians, the bane of my existence.

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LENS, I have a feeling you'll read this, so consider this your chance to

raise the bar for librarians everywhere.

 

 

So I'm at the college I attend, and I go into the library to kill some time.

While I'm in there I realize, "Damn, this place really is beautiful. I should

take a picture." So I take a picture of the wall of windows with the tall

cathedral ceiling, and the librarian runs over pretty much screaming at

me.

 

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY?"

 

Taking a picture.

 

"I DONT KNOW IF YOU"RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT..."

 

etc.

 

 

This bullshit goes on for another minute or two, at which time I put the

camera in my pocket and walk away. What the shit? First of all, I didn't

get any people in the picture. Second of all, what the fuck? Who are you

to come charging at me like some 80 year old warrior princess bent on

saving the world from someone taking a fucking picture? God damn.

 

This may seem like a lot to make a thread on, but I've noticed a trend here:

 

Every librarian I've ever encountered has been a total bitch, regardless

of what I have or haven't done to piss them off. It seems they come with

some disease that makes them unable to act human.

 

 

 

Post some stories of the bitchy librarian at your school, no matter what

level of school it was. We've all had them.

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i dont think ive spent enough time in liberaries to have any stories.damn im smart.

 

im guessing that there is a reason that most of these people work there, being lack of social skills.

 

 

 

CONAN THE LIBRARIAN!HAHAHAHAHAH

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Guest Ginger Bread Man
Originally posted by $360

i dont think ive spent enough time in liberaries to have any stories.damn im smart.

 

 

CONAN THE LIBRARIAN!HAHAHAHAHAH

ain't we the sharpest tool in the shed...liberaries?

hahaha

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yeah, they refused to let me photocopy the book out of the library, even though they had my collateral already. i had a free photocopy somewhere else instead of paying 20 cents at their for profit machine.it was a reserve book incase u dont know,.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i fucked a librarian, she was a bitch.

 

this is true.

 

no its not.

 

yes it is.

 

no, its really not.

 

:crazy:

 

LAME.

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one time i found this brand new book of paintings by this guy who's name escapes me now. at my high school library we had those alarm things like they have in shops. i put the book in my folder, put the folder on my head, then carried it out past the alarms without setting them off. i still have the book to this day.

 

 

Mr. ABC/theiving from underfunded overcrowded public schools aint no thang

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I don't believe you.

 

 

Poopman- to go with what you said, I suggest you listen to "The Terrorist"

by DJ Vadim.

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Maybe librarians after so many years of working in a library develop an extreme sensitivity to external stimuli.... I've got to wonder.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

one time i found this brand new book of paintings by this guy who's name escapes me now. at my high school library we had those alarm things like they have in shops. i put the book in my folder, put the folder on my head, then carried it out past the alarms without setting them off. i still have the book to this day.

 

 

Mr. ABC/theiving from underfunded overcrowded public schools aint no thang

 

oh, if my school librarians only knew. at least im still learning latin on my own. in vino veritas, bro.

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my old librarian was this old lady from northern england with a horrible northern english accent, she was a real bitch, like phoned me over the summer about books being overdue. she was the most drab person i ever knew, mauve and olive dresscode everyday.

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i used to purposely avoisd the school library for the reason that librarians are the most anally retentive people on the planet. they run that shit like a concentration camp.

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Originally posted by ARCEL

holy shit i just got an idea: lesbian librarians !

Ha ha ha...S@t@n...of course you knew I'd zero in on this thread like a L.A. scenester on a gram of coke....

 

 

Arcel.....the library at my school has probably the highest percentage of angry lesbian man-hating librarians in the state. The one with gray hair is a real cunt. Bitch hates me on sight.

 

I traded some choice words with her the other day. I went to go study kinda stoned and I went to the reference desk asking about this job position as a "stacker" (see my thread "from filet mignon to chuck steak") and she basically called me a dumbass for showing up a day early. I retorted by calling her a "petty librarian" and a "man-hater". I got escorted out of the library for that one.

 

Shit.......raise the bar? Man, I'm looking to join the ranks of the mother fuckers I hate most at this educational institution. I'll raise the bar and crack it over someone's head at that bee's hive of cunts at the circulation desk.

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Originally posted by Ginger Bread Man

ain't we the sharpest tool in the shed...liberaries?

hahaha

 

 

hahahahahahh went to a gooder school

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<span style='color:deeppink'> "if you cant beat them, join them... then beat them" </span>

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I know a cool librarian, she's an art school graduate who went to school with Shepard Fairey and runs the "teen" desk at the local bibliotec. On the other hand, the librarian at the middle school in my town is named Mrs. Rotchford and has a screw up her ass. The librarians at my local high school library are basically only present to kick people out for "not having a pass" and to make sure nobody plays computer games or [gasp!] enjoys themselves on the computer.

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Originally posted by S@T@N

Poopman- to go with what you said, I suggest you listen to "The Terrorist"

by DJ Vadim.

 

I love that song.

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I remember in highschool, one of the older male librarians was in a wheechair. I got him so angry one time that he punched me. He only punched me in the leg cause he couldnt reach much higher. I had some good times in the library. I ona many occasions made the more "plump" librarians chase me up and down the fiction aisles. Id be screaming and often knock books off shelves. I was going to say the biggest incident i had there was when i brought in a wheelbarrow.. (the parking lot was right against the library so it was easy to get in and out of.) I filled the wheelbarrow full of books and immediately hit the exit at a very fast pace, setting off all the book alarms. After that final straw i got suspended from school and was banned from the library for my following two years of highschool. .... Hahaha.. everytime one of my classes went to the library, Id have to sit in the hall and be incredibly bored. Pretty soon people just stopped asking why i was sitting in the hall... ahhhh.. high school was good times..

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my ex girllfriend became a librarian at our old high school right after we graduated. she wasn't a bitch, and she is fucking hot. but she's out of her goddamn mind, hence the "ex" prefix.

 

her mom is the main librarian. SHE is everything people hate about the library and librarians. "shh!" "no talking!" "you've lost your internet privileges!"

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Dude we had an old bitchy librarian but she had a stroke and died. Now we have this 40 year old librarian who is awsome. She lets you eat in the library. Now they sell all sorts of coffe and shit it my library its a cool place to be. School library represent!

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