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AORAone

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midevil fighting, beating the living shit out of other, knights, squires, barons, and even women do it, so women too. very fun, check it out, ill put down a link too the house i joined. theres no pics of me or MLTnova (if anyone remembers him by anychance) as i have just completed my armor and start my first practice is wednesday, there is a war coming up, arizona vs. california

 

 

www.houseinverted.com

 

 

the blue and white will kick some ass believe that

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no that shits for the people who dont have the pain tolerance for real midevil shit. but thats a good one. seriously its fun stuff. good way to relieve stress, by impailing someones head.....legaly.they sign there waivers, you kick there ass.

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So do you guys really hurt eachother? Do people end up hospitalized. What are those poles everyone is holding? Is that the bludgeoning device.

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ok, sorry for kickin out early last night i was tired. ive lost the nightowl edge recently. yea you really hurt each other, yea some people get hospitilized. you sign a waver saying that all injurys and even death is possible and you understand that, and that in no way is the scea responsible for any mishaps that may occur. WHEN, im glad to see you show some intrest, you cant purchase tickets but you can show up. its in arizona at estralla park. its starts wednesday morning and goes till sunday, friday is the first fight, then saturday is the big fight, and sunday is a melee battle that lasts four hours roughly. $50 dollars if you show up on wednesday, and after midnite on friday its 40. there are about 1000 people that fight and about 10,000 people camping out partying, saturday night is the big party, nude belly dancing, contests, cooking and theres enough alcohol there to stock ones house for years to come, no park rangers or marshals so underage drinking is not shund upon, if you walk around and ask anybody will GIVE you alcohol seeing as there is a seemingly unlimited supply, its great. now, the cali vs arizona match is here in az this month. in about 3 months there will be a battle in cali. show up there if your interested when. if you email me i may be able to get you in free, its easy to sneak people in under all the bags of armor.anonymity, the long poles are spears, the short sticks are swords, there are a wide range of wepons including: claymores, glaves, war hammers, hammers, spears, short and long swords, duel axes, war axes, maces, tridents, archery, shields, ect. its quite fun. hours of agression relieving and getting your own ass handed to you, oh and if your into whoring around just imagine all the women dressed in midevil clothing with there tits hanging out, its a gauranteed lay if you go. so yeah check it out. real good shit, fun for everyone spectating, or ass raping.

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i went to that place medieval times in la once. the food sucked and the jousting was totally weak sauce.

 

but actually clocking some dude with a mace while riding on horseback? holy fucking shit that's savage.

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you probably went to a tournament, or the renasaince festival, the renasaince festaval is not the same thing, theres no jousting in scea, not even in the tournaments, and you dont buy food, the people camping out make it, so you either got ripped off or someone sucks at grilling food, its probably not the same thing

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

This is both totally awesome and endlessly gay. My conclusions cancel each other out and therefore leave me neutral on the subject.

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Originally posted by bute

i remember one time we were skateing at a school and these two fully armoured guys walked passed. one of them had a mase the other had a sword. we were like what the fuck.

 

 

hahahaha

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yea its pretty weird when your testing a helmit in your drive way and people drive by and see some guy rocking you in your facemask, with a 15 foot bamboo stick.

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There are archers? woah

So what are the rules?

 

Certainly they don't jsut wave a flag and a hundred crazy fucks with swords and maces go ass nuts for a few hours...

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yeild, means stop, halt means stop in your tracks(midswing and all), when you get close to an archer they can yell yield and you cant hurt them because that means hes dead, now if you blinside him, and he dont see you in time to yell yield hes fucked.....royally.there is a four hour melee battle where indeed they do blow the wistle and hundreds upon hundreds of crazy fucks in armor try to kill each other for four hours straight. and it rules, there are sca groups all over the world and they all fly to arizona, highlands, the great western battle(california) and pensylvainia to be there, the swedish people are the most vicious and the kaids (californians) are arizonas arch nemisis. actually no one likes them for some reason, most of them tend to dress in roman armor instead of midevil so we like to kick there ass. its great fun.

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so when i was 7 .. we went to this medieval fair over in Nanaimo (Vancouver Island) and there was jousting and bobbing for apples and stuff

 

there was aloso horseshoe throwing and i walked across the pitch (cuz i was too lazy to walk aroudn ti --n i was a fat kid) and a horseshoe hit me in the head and i had to go to the hospital and get stiches...

fun

 

i still have the scar to remember it by

and oh did i mention that is was my DAD who threw the horseshoe?

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wish i knew sooner

 

let me know exactly when the california battle is going on

you said in three months, but no location

 

hook some info up

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Originally posted by Ronnie Dobbs

LIGHTNING BOLT!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!

hahaha

 

surely it would be more fun to play paintball?

Or do the one where they dress up as olde tyme dudes with muskets, and shoot each other then play dead... oh I don't know.

Instead of playfighting its play-war isnt it...?

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