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rental

reading a public diary.

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this lady is a traveling nurse, and she used to work with my mom. she

has kids that have a couple websites and has me look at them. i think

her sons are in a sucky emo band. but im reading her daughter's little

website journal. its not so interesting because its not like reading a real

journal where you find the little secrets no one knows about, its already

prepared with a front for the people you dont know. and when i mean

secrets, i dont mean something exactly that no one is supposed to

know, just more the things you let show about yourself when no ones

looking.

 

"Well, lets see, to those of you who are interested, I will tell you a few things that went on. We went to Times Square where Russell and Randy chased the Good Charlote guy down the street and took their picture with him. It was so funny cause on the way there Rusell would make fun of that band but when he saw the guy he acted like he had a crush on him. funny. Ummm we ran into protestors. Oh SEAN!!! Read this part Sean... I took a picture of the Def Poetry sign for you and I took a picture of the break dancers in the street for you. There was a huge crowd in the street clapping their hands and me and randy and tara and katy went to see what all the hoopla was about and it was like 7 guys break dancing. Anyways, I will write more later. I gotta catch up on some sleep! See ya!"

 

the bboy part makes me excited, and i would go just to see someone

actually allowed to break on the street. here i think you would get fined

or something. maybe arrested. i want to go to new york.:( i bet there

are some awesome jams there. sigh.

 

 

there is some stuff worth seeing or reading in it though. from

american history x

 

"Danny (voice-over): So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. "

 

 

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i mean, these boys look pretty cute. except for the one on the right.

gross. but theyre not my type. at all.

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maybe if i stumbled upon a log of a persons life that is actually interesting. id read it.

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she seems so young. shes not that young. but she looks like she still had baby fat. and she thinks like the unspoiled do. i guess i t would be called unspoiled. she's a little christian girl who has probably been around that her whole life and recycled the life which is still arguable in my head as to whether it is good or bad.

 

she wants to be a journalist, but she doesnt seem to be a very good speller.

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i like this survey or interview. i think its funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Describe yourself using words that correspond to the letters of your name: Bring roses every night. (Bren)

 

 

Rate your cleanliness on a scale of 1-10: 8 cause i dont think i am good enough for a 10.

 

 

What is the quirky way you always imagined yourself dying? Never thought of it.

 

 

You just got a billion dollars, you have 24 hours to spend it, what do you do? buy patrick a studio.

 

What is a traumatizing moment in your life that everybody but YOU thinks is funny: Hey brenna where does turkey come from???

 

 

What era were you REALLY supposed to live in? the 50's I can be corney.

 

Rate the movie "Purple Rain" on a scale of 1-10: What movie?

 

 

Your pick for favorite rapper-turned-clergy member: chuck d

 

How do you feel about edible things that come in squeeze tubes? ummm sqeeze pop was pretty good, every thing else can go.

 

 

Best commercial on the TV right now: The one where this guy takes a pic of himself laying in bed, and he sends it in the mail to this ladys house and puts it on her pillow and it says "I wish I was here" and when she woke up she saw it, and it looked like they were sleeping side by side.... I know, too girly!

 

Rate boys who wear girl jeans on a scale of 1-10: 10 cause they all look good em them, and I can share jeans with kevin now.

 

Best Billy Joel Song ever: we didnt start the fire.

 

 

David Bowie or Ziggy Stardust? bowie

 

Give me your best parody of "roses are red..violets are blue..": Roses are red Violets are blue, God made you for me and me for you!

 

 

When you "hit rock bottom" (which we all eventually will) what song will be playing? nobody knows the trouble Ive seen, nobody knows the sorrow... the song Zazu sang on Lion King.

Celebrity who will play you in the made-for-tv movie about your life: Peter said Kirsten Dunst.

 

How many times did you have to watch "stand and deliver" in your primary-high school years? what is that???

 

What is your lifes theme song? "Doing it our way" the Lavern and Shirley theme song.

 

Sushi..love it or hate it? hate it!!!!!

 

Band that everybody else seems to like who you think is garbage: Blink 182

 

 

What are you gonna name your kids? Ashlyn an Marcus.

 

Are you a compulsive song dedicator? no way josie.

 

Tell me something quirky about your parents: My parents treat Ruby better than us.

 

 

All time Best John Cusack movie: serendipity no contest.

 

 

Most inspiring quote you've ever heard: Life is what you make it.

 

 

It's 1987...Poison? or Bon Jovi? Its 2002 and still Bon Jovi!

 

Do you remember garbage pail kids? Never heard of them.

 

 

Favorite sign of affection: The little kiss on the nose in front of everyone!

 

 

Do you turn your music down at stop lights and stop rocking out? H no, I have been known to make a fool outa myself many a time, but I don't care.

 

 

Story your parents tell about you that you wish they wouldn't: Where does turkey come from! Oh yeah and the Parmesan cheese toast story.... Give it up! It was an accident.

 

Admit how much you love Missy Elliot: Missy whoo? She reminds me of someone I loath.

 

 

Plan your funeral and make it fun: Hows the Osbourne resident sound? They got plenty of crosses.

 

How much do you care about significant others watching porn? That makes me feel horrible, like I cant do my job... I mean... um, don't like it.

 

Do you still do things politely when you're by yourself? Define politely.

 

How open are you about unzipping your jeans under the table if you're reaaaaaaally full? shoot do it once a week.

 

Do you hog the covers? More than anyone I know, whats worse is I'll put my butt on you to where you have no where to go cept off the bed.

 

Best holiday gift you ever bought somebody else: I suck at giving gifts... Ask patrick.

 

 

What do you want to be when you grow up? Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, and have lots of $$$ I can be kevin's sugar momma.

 

 

Funniest simpsons quote ever: Too many.

 

Meaningless sex: Too much baggage, and by that I don't mean emotions....

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Originally posted by rental

Meaningless sex: Too much baggage, and by that I don't mean emotions....

 

She means she got 2 CD's a little too often...

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Originally posted by rental

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Describe yourself using words that correspond to the letters of your name: retarded emotions never totally allay lightly (rental)

 

 

Rate your cleanliness on a scale of 1-10: um. 6. i have the ability to clean well but i think my mental problems fuck with it actually happening... something smells like fish aroud here right now. its buggin.

 

What is the quirky way you always imagined yourself dying? in cold water running deep

 

You just got a billion dollars, you have 24 hours to spend it, what do you do? invest. house, car, school. im set for life. plus, a large animal reservation.

 

What is a traumatizing moment in your life that everybody but YOU thinks is funny: oh my god. for the longest time. i was like 6, "i didnt fart, smell my butt!"

 

 

What era were you REALLY supposed to live in? the 60s. dramatic social change.

 

Rate the movie "Purple Rain" on a scale of 1-10: What movie?

 

 

Your pick for favorite rapper-turned-clergy member: "chuck d" i think its funny she knows who chuck d is.

 

How do you feel about edible things that come in squeeze tubes? astronauts have to eat somehow...all i can think of besides that is toothpaste, which ive never tried eating. i think you would throw up a lot.

 

 

Best commercial on the TV right now: its a casino commercial that shows how much money you can win and how much fun you can have, but i like listening to the song, its funky. just like a really cool break beat. but i think its been on too much and im getting sick of it.

 

Rate boys who wear girl jeans on a scale of 1-10: 8 cause they make me laugh. 10 for the boy i had screen printing with. just cause he didnt give a shit

 

Best Billy Joel Song ever: i cant believe he got to marry a model.

 

David Bowie or Ziggy Stardust? ziggy

 

Give me your best parody of "roses are red..violets are blue..": Roses are red Violets are blue, this fish smell is stank and so is poo

 

 

When you "hit rock bottom" (which we all eventually will) what song will be playing? something eccentic like britney spears. little kids will wonder why the homeless lady on the street was holding the paper bag and singing britney. they will all then associate britney with failure, stop buying her records and i will be the sole cause of her decline in stardom and laugh. not cause shes a pop icon. just cause i made her fail.

 

Celebrity who will play you in the made-for-tv movie about your life:

janeane garofalo

 

How many times did you have to watch "stand and deliver" in your primary-high school years? it reminds me of sugar ray but im assuming its some patriotic song.

 

What is your lifes theme song? uhh. so much to think of off the top of my head...janey's got a gun?

 

Sushi..love it or hate it? i always try to like it whenever i have the chance. im poor and japanese food is great whenever i can eat it

 

Band that everybody else seems to like who you think is garbage: godsmack

 

What are you gonna name your kids? juna arlys coretta...maybe abel and angelo. im not gonna have that many kids but ive been trying to sort through the names.

 

Are you a compulsive song dedicator? no, i dont think the person i dedicated it to would ever hear it

 

Tell me something quirky about your parents: they are pretty opposite in most things thy do. except they both are procrastinators. i also do this and i hope it does not lead to my demise

 

All time Best John Cusack movie: pretty in pink. he was a minion. i think minions are funny.

 

 

Most inspiring quote you've ever heard: this too will pass. dont be afraid of death, but dont wish it either. i found the second one today. i still have little trouble with the wishing part, maybe im just a sucker.

 

It's 1987...Poison? or Bon Jovi? ugh! bonjovi? no way. i would have to go with poison, although if it were a choice i would pick someone else.

 

Do you remember garbage pail kids? yes. a tattoo shop in town has a pretty extensive collection. i liked the cabbage patch kids better.

 

 

Favorite sign of affection: hugging so you each have your right arm over their left arm. i heard its a cultural thing somewhere and it means that your hearts are touching.

 

Do you turn your music down at stop lights and stop rocking out? i have, yes, but i would rather bump it and get jiggy.

 

 

Story your parents tell about you that you wish they wouldn't: what story does my mother tell about me? um. nothing really embarrassing i dont think. no regrets, fool.

 

Admit how much you love Missy Elliot: i like missy. shes pop, but shes knows her old school shit.

 

Plan your funeral and make it fun: mandatory bubble gum chewing, glowsticks, videocameras, full bar, dj, balloons and i hear planet rock in the background. sorry, mom, youre not invited. youre too old!

 

How much do you care about significant others watching porn? boys do it, i dont care. id watch it if i had it.

 

Do you still do things politely when you're by yourself? like eating at the table with a napkin and shit? yes. body noises? no.

 

How open are you about unzipping your jeans under the table if you're reaaaaaaally full? um. i dont usually wear pants that high. if its high than my hips, theres a problem. and if my stomach is below my hips to where i need to unzip, thats a problem.

 

Do you hog the covers? i hear i kick. nothing about covers though.

 

Best holiday gift you ever bought somebody else: a special dinner for my sister and fiance. too much to explain

 

What do you want to be when you grow up? someone either really poor or really rich so i dont have to fuck with anyone. think georgia okeeffe.

 

Funniest simpsons quote ever: im so hungry, i could eat at arbys. i cant believe theyre still in business. seriously.

 

Meaningless sex: theres something else?

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