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Don Homer

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MMMmmmmmMMmm... organized crime.


Basically, I present to you,

The Classic Mob Moments of The Simpsons !


I will start you off:

When Bart works as a cocktail waiter in Fat Tony's 'Legitimate Businessmens club':


'Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?

Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving


Bart: No.

Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal

a truckload of bread to feed them?

Bart: Uh uh.

Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?

Bart: I guess that's okay.

Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price

that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?

Bart: Hell, no!'

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Originally posted by onesecondple

damn kids, dont add shit to this.........


yeah, don't post anything else, ok?

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